Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: ARE nice, you slack minged old tart. IS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: ARE nice, you slack minged old tart. Pen is surprisingly correct. A 'brace' is a collective noun denoting two or more fowl as a single entity. Pea-brained Gallic bumwipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Pen is surprisingly correct. A 'brace' is a collective noun denoting two or more fowl as a single entity. Pea-brained Gallic bumwipe. On the other hand, Withers is also spot on in his assessment of Pen as a slack minged old tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Hello Ape...Happy New Year !!!!! Did you get your Turkey from Tesco for Christmas ? If so was it the grotesque,writhing mass of decay you expected ? My Turkey was organic free-range from Booths in Knutsford with a gourmet force-meat stuffing and no repercussions. Are you still on the loo...? lol. Fuck off. Hi Punky - a happy new year to you too!!!! I’ll try and answer your questions: 1). No 2). N/A 3). Utter and complete bullshit - I have family in Knutsford and know for a fact a cunt like you wouldn’t be allowed to exist. 4). Fuck off. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 Andy Murray's curry slurry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 7 hours ago, Punkape said: My Turkey was organic free-range from Booths in Knutsford with a gourmet force-meat stuffing and no repercussions. Knutsford? How working class, I collected mine from Booths in Hale Barns. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Knutsford? How working class, I collected mine from Booths in Hale Barns. Fuck off! where did you deliver it to Bertie and did you get a good tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Knutsford? How working class, I collected mine from Booths in Hale Barns. Fuck off! Hale Barns is far too Jewish I’m afraid..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Hale Barns is far too Jewish I’m afraid..... Mazel tov The council wouldn't let us build an Eruv. Why are you afraid? You fucking wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: where did you deliver it to Bertie and did you get a good tip. The only tips I received were verbal, somewhere along the lines of "fuck off and die you cunt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The only tips I received were verbal, somewhere along the lines of "fuck off and die you cunt!" Bert, have you ever done any work as a cleaner lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 9 hours ago, luke swarm said: Bert, have you ever done any work as a cleaner lately? No, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds, I'm way above the cleaners. I entered through their graduate scheme, so I've never done cleaning as employment. Don't call me Bert, it's Bwana Albert to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 19 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Knutsford? How working class, I collected mine from Booths in Hale Barns. Fuck off! What are your thoughts on the "Altrincham Set"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on the "Altrincham Set"? Which one ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on the "Altrincham Set"? They're wannabe members of the "Hale Set". Is there a waiting list to join? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Which one ? How many "Altrincham Sets" are there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Which one ? Happy New Year Punkles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 15 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: How many "Altrincham Sets" are there? There were about 40 of them British Rail Class 304 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 7, 2018 Report Share Posted January 7, 2018 49 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: No, I'm a shift supervisor at MacDonalds, I'm way above the cleaners. I entered through their graduate scheme, so I've never done cleaning as employment. Don't call me Bert, it's Bwana Albert to you. I have handled a very big brush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on the "Altrincham Set"? What the fuck had this got to do with eating Indian food you demented bat? Reported for constantly going off tangent with your totally unfunny and pointless crap. Also reported for having a diseased, scabby minge last visited by the bratwursts of the Herman Goering division circa '44 leaving stalactites of spunk and and left over panzerfaust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 I always order a Chicken Tarka…it’s similar to a Korma but a little Otter…🙈 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2021 Report Share Posted July 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I always order a Chicken Tarka…it’s similar to a Korma but a little Otter…🙈 The kids didn't like it when I put ginger in their curry. They really loved that cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 On 01/07/2021 at 01:58, Dyslexic cnut said: I always order a Chicken Tarka…it’s similar to a Korma but a little Otter…🙈 Have you tried beaver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you tried beaver? I must have at least twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Have you tried beaver? Priscilla Presley had a nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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