Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 32 minutes ago, luke swarm said: well hunting is the only way to humanely control these vermin. its what town folk fail to understand. What I don't understand is why Punkers is always hunting and never the hunted. There must be a larger population that just us here in the esteemed halls of the Corner, that want him exterminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 What about an indecent curry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about an indecent curry? Edwina. Demonised the humble chickens egg, shagged the PM under the nose of poor Norma. Surely a candidate for the title of indecent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about an indecent curry? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about an indecent curry? Deepthroat a landmine you hairy-backed old cat fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 15 hours ago, Ape said: When is Punkape going to be released? CC has been fucking dire over Xmas and he would provide a much needed injection of humour. Release date is set for the 5th inst. Whilst the contrived snob is capable of writing humour and insight, I think the board discourse is better without the distraction of Punkape.exe derailments. Upon his return, he will be issued with precise guidelines that will be easy to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Punky will be out today with his chums chasing foxy all over Cheshire. Foxy drives a 4x4 and loves cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Punky will be out today with his chums chasing foxy all over Cheshire. Foxy drives a 4x4 and loves cock. Yes .. he's up near Tarporley with the Cheshire Drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Yes .. he's up near Tarporley with the Cheshire Drag. Isn't that where his favourite bath houses and buggery bungalows are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Edwina. Demonised the humble chickens egg, shagged the PM under the nose of poor Norma. Surely a candidate for the title of indecent. Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Release date is set for the 5th inst. Whilst the contrived snob is capable of writing humour and insight, I think the board discourse is better without the distraction of Punkape.exe derailments. Upon his return, he will be issued with precise guidelines that will be easy to follow. Does this involve aids? Punkape is best when he talks about nothing but aids. I think you should mandate that he can talk about nothing but aids for the next 15 days, upon release of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Spanky said: Does this involve aids? Punkape is best when he talks about nothing but aids. I think you should mandate that he can talk about nothing but aids for the next 15 days, upon release of course. Give Punky a chance to prove he CAN post about something other than AIDS and various acts of deviant faggotry on his Canal Street adventures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Release date is set for the 5th inst. Whilst the contrived snob is capable of writing humour and insight, I think the board discourse is better without the distraction of Punkape.exe derailments. Upon his return, he will be issued with precise guidelines that will be easy to follow. I think the length of the ban is excessive for what are, in the grand scheme of things, minor offences. Lighten the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: I think the length of the ban is excessive for what are, in the grand scheme of things, minor offences. Lighten the fuck up. As much of a fucking twat as he is, punkape is one of the funniest ones on here. If the mods had any sense, there should be a weekly punkape amnesty where the faux golfing Queen could post whatever drivel he wanted without repurcussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I think the length of the ban is excessive for what are, in the grand scheme of things, minor offences. Lighten the fuck up. If were an admin, I'd look into the software for a dislike function, and add it to his profile. Every time he got an average of five dislikes in a 5 minute period, he'd get a week in the cooler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 On 1/1/2018 at 10:05 AM, Mrs Roops said: Release date is set for the 5th inst. Whilst the contrived snob is capable of writing humour and insight, I think the board discourse is better without the distraction of Punkape.exe derailments. Upon his return, he will be issued with precise guidelines that will be easy to follow. Will he be locked up in a trunk dressed in a gimp suit and only brought out on a chain for special occasions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 On 01/01/2018 at 10:11 PM, Spanky said: As much of a fucking twat as he is, punkape is one of the funniest ones on here. If the mods had any sense, there should be a weekly punkape amnesty where the faux golfing Queen could post whatever drivel he wanted without repurcussions. It's better if they throw away the key. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 On 12/31/2017 at 12:28 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: I can't do this anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 31/12/2017 at 6:33 PM, Ape said: When is Punkape going to be released? CC has been fucking dire over Xmas and he would provide a much needed injection of humour. Hello Ape...Happy New Year !!!!! Did you get your Turkey from Tesco for Christmas ? If so was it the grotesque,writhing mass of decay you expected ? My Turkey was organic free-range from Booths in Knutsford with a gourmet force-meat stuffing and no repercussions. Are you still on the loo...? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Hello Ape...Happy New Year !!!!! Did you get your Turkey from Tesco for Christmas ? If so was it the grotesque,writhing mass of decay you expected ? My Turkey was organic free-range from Booths in Knutsford with a gourmet force-meat stuffing and no repercussions. Are you still on the loo...? lol. Fuck off. Punkers, he is too ill to give a decent riposte. I have tried several times since Boxing Day. What an 'Own Brand' soppy cunt he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, he is too ill to give a decent riposte. I have tried several times since Boxing Day. What an 'Own Brand' soppy cunt he is. Bonne annee a toi salaud... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, he is too ill to give a decent riposte. I have tried several times since Boxing Day. What an 'Own Brand' soppy cunt he is. Ape is still chasing after his chopper .. it went free range on Clapham Common and is now following the M6 towards Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Ape is still chasing after his chopper .. it went free range on Clapham Common and is now following the M6 towards Manchester. Happy New Year.....!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Bonne annee a toi salaud... lol. Have you never tried Guinea fowl? A brace of them is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Have you never tried Guinea fowl? A brace of them is nice. ARE nice, you slack minged old tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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