Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Another hollywood cunt with the personality of a wet dish cloth and all the acting ability of a lump of fucking wood who talks in a really fucking low and gravelly deep voice throughout every piece of shit film he's been in, who was presumably just picked by hollywood for his faggoty six pack and looks(?) despite having a fat squashed in bulldog face. Apparently australia just produces faggots with six-packs nowadays instead of real blokes like crocodile dundee. Oh and he can shove his Boss bottled up his fucking crack too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 He is indeed a bland fuck fuction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Another hollywood cunt with the personality of a wet dish cloth and all the acting ability of a lump of fucking wood who talks in a really fucking low and gravelly deep voice throughout every piece of shit film he's been in, who was presumably just picked by hollywood for his faggoty six pack and looks(?) despite having a fat squashed in bulldog face. Apparently australia just produces faggots with six-packs nowadays instead of real blokes like crocodile dundee. Oh and he can shove his Boss bottled up his fucking crack too. that looks like a hide face mallet if I am not mistaken, good for tamping down paving slabs. Don't really know who the chap holding it is to be honest as I gave up on these marvel films when I saw fantastic four, it was far from fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that looks like a hide face mallet if I am not mistaken, good for tamping down paving slabs. Don't really know who the chap holding it is to be honest as I gave up on these marvel films when I saw fantastic four, it was far from fantastic. It's Chris Hemsworth the aforementioned bellend, that mallet would be good for rearranging his boring miserable fucking face i'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Another hollywood cunt with the personality of a wet dish cloth and all the acting ability of a lump of fucking wood who talks in a really fucking low and gravelly deep voice throughout every piece of shit film he's been in, who was presumably just picked by hollywood for his faggoty six pack and looks(?) despite having a fat squashed in bulldog face. Apparently australia just produces faggots with six-packs nowadays instead of real blokes like crocodile dundee. Oh and he can shove his Boss bottled up his fucking crack too. He would remind me of Fender, if Fender wasn't a severely mentally and physically disabled, fat tongued fucking simpleton waving around a Toys'R'Us hammer in a Bermondsey doss house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Another hollywood cunt with the personality of a wet dish cloth and all the acting ability of a lump of fucking wood who talks in a really fucking low and gravelly deep voice throughout every piece of shit film he's been in, who was presumably just picked by hollywood for his faggoty six pack and looks(?) despite having a fat squashed in bulldog face. Apparently australia just produces faggots with six-packs nowadays instead of real blokes like crocodile dundee. Oh and he can shove his Boss bottled up his fucking crack too. So.. you wish you had access to the amount of pussy that he does and if we're being honest, the only pile of shit he's been in was the feminazi reboot of 'Ghostbusters', which I will concede, was fucking embarrassingly dreadful. So in short, you hate him because he's a multi- millionaire, good looking and surrounded with 10/10 fanny. Fuck it, I'd rather be him than cunt him. The jammy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So.. you wish you had access to the amount of pussy that he does and if we're being honest, the only pile of shit he's been in was the feminazi reboot of 'Ghostbusters', which I will concede, was fucking embarrisingly dreadful. So in short, you hate him because he's a multi- millionaire, good looking and surrounded with 10/10 fanny. Fuck it, I'd rather be him than cunt him. The jammy bastard. It's ok just admit it .. you wanna splash splooge all over his stomach while giving him a reach around in his superman costume lool I've got the looks part wouldn't mind the millionaire bit tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So.. you wish you had access to the amount of pussy that he does and if we're being honest, the only pile of shit he's been in was the feminazi reboot of 'Ghostbusters', which I will concede, was fucking embarrassingly dreadful. So in short, you hate him because he's a multi- millionaire, good looking and surrounded with 10/10 fanny. Fuck it, I'd rather be him than cunt him. The jammy bastard. it would seem that all the attributes you ascribe to him would indeed designate him a right fucking cunt Eric. Obviously his position is enviable but yes, again I would reiterate that he is cunt, albeit a lucky one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: He would remind me of Fender, if Fender wasn't a severely mentally and physically disabled, fat tongued fucking simpleton waving around a Toys'R'Us hammer in a Bermondsey doss house. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: it would seem that all the attributes you ascribe to him would indeed designate him a right fucking cunt Eric. Obviously his position is enviable but yes, again I would reiterate that he is cunt, albeit a lucky one Precisely. Those who we deem cunts, tend to be the very same whose life we would crave for ourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: It's ok just admit it .. you wanna splash splooge all over his stomach while giving him a reach around in his superman costume lool I've got the looks part wouldn't mind the millionaire bit tho No, you misunderstand in your typical, lovable, gung-ho fashion. I would wish to splash "splooge" over his last two dozen female companions...and so would you! Admit it to yourself and you are on the path to enlightenment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Precisely. Those who we deem cunts, tend to be the very same whose life we would crave for ourselves. nonsense.....have a look at the Alexander Pieter Cirk nom above ......... I don't think anyone would want to be like him and even his friends and family are probably pretending that they don't know him. However I take your point that envy often breeds hatred certainly with me anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, you misunderstand in your typical, lovable, gung-ho fashion. I would wish to splash "splooge" over his last two dozen female companions...and so would you! Admit it to yourself and you are on the path to enlightenment. Never! The twat should stick to blowing his didgeridoo in the outback and stay off my tv screen regardless of how many hollywood airheads he gets to bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Never! The twat should stick to blowing his didgeridoo in the outback and stay off my tv screen regardless of how many hollywood airheads he gets to bang. Careful, they used to say the same of Rolf Harris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careful, they used to say the same of Rolf Harris. I think uncle Rolf was letting other peeps blow his Didgeridoo that was the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I think uncle Rolf was letting other peeps blow his Didgeridoo that was the problem His definition of a 'Stylophone' would be another worrying, batteries not included career development for the bearded cartoon time cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: So.. you wish you had access to the amount of pussy that he does and if we're being honest, the only pile of shit he's been in was the feminazi reboot of 'Ghostbusters', which I will concede, was fucking embarrassingly dreadful. So in short, you hate him because he's a multi- millionaire, good looking and surrounded with 10/10 fanny. Fuck it, I'd rather be him than cunt him. The jammy bastard. You fairy cunt what has happened to you in your absence your talking like a right slag , man up at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 11 hours ago, luke swarm said: that looks like a hide face mallet if I am not mistaken, good for tamping down paving slabs. Don't really know who the chap holding it is to be honest as I gave up on these marvel films when I saw fantastic four, it was far from fantastic. I was waiting with anticipation for Fantastic Five just to see what special powers Timmy would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 The cunt was in Home & Away, that definitely makes him a total knob gobbler, married or not, I think he has something to hide, is he a friend of Harvey's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 15 hours ago, r-soles said: The cunt was in Home & Away, that definitely makes him a total knob gobbler, married or not, I think he has something to hide, is he a friend of Harvey's? That would explain why he comes across as a massive cock shiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 On 12/29/2017 at 9:07 PM, Eric Cuntman said: His definition of a 'Stylophone' would be another worrying, batteries not included career development for the bearded cartoon time cunt. If Chris Hemsworth offered to let you sniff his fingers would you take him up on his offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 His films may be utter shit, but there were moments of sheer delight, such as when that very large. green chap kicked fuck out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 He was good in Rush, but as I'm an adult and don't watch kids films, I can't confess to seeing this gym monkey in anything else. At least he's not a yank and as an Aussie probably likes decent sports and can take a good piss taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 Not known to me ... looks like a cunt though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 In my opinion his hammer is unfeasibly large and heavy and would be quite useless for any tasks requiring accurate hammering, such as reupholstering an Edwardian armchair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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