Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I didn't know they still made that stuff. A sort of alcoholic Tizer if I remember rightly Not relevant really, it was just a case of emptying the bastard so you could use the bottle as a four day disposable ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not relevant really, it was just a case of emptying the bastard so you could use the bottle as a four day disposable ashtray. You've just perfectly described Frank's Saturday aftershave scent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2017 Report Share Posted December 31, 2017 what about throwing drunks in front of tanks? The tanks could even be driven by other drunks! VOTE RAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 10 hours ago, ratcum said: what about throwing drunks in front of tanks? The tanks could even be driven by other drunks! VOTE RAT Only if it's a panzer, old bean. I agree with your previous comments about piss heads and drink problems. If you go into the great British countryside and look at the roadsides you'll seen all the disgraced beer cans and worse. Many are special brew strength is it's worriying cunts need to drink this shit to get get pissed and that they're probably driving. Ask any doctor and booze is costing the NHS a bomb. Cyanide in every other can and bottle is the only option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Only if it's a panzer, old bean. I agree with your previous comments about piss heads and drink problems. If you go into the great British countryside and look at the roadsides you'll seen all the disgraced beer cans and worse. Many are special brew strength is it's worriying cunts need to drink this shit to get get pissed and that they're probably driving. Ask any doctor and booze is costing the NHS a bomb. Cyanide in every other can and bottle is the only option What are you, the fucking litter police? This isn't the first time you've revealed that you get upset over a bit of rubbish, you swampy cunt. Instead of hugging trees and listening to whale song, you should have a drink and lighten the fuck up, you boring dick head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Only if it's a panzer, old bean. I agree with your previous comments about piss heads and drink problems. If you go into the great British countryside and look at the roadsides you'll seen all the disgraced beer cans and worse. Many are special brew strength is it's worriying cunts need to drink this shit to get get pissed and that they're probably driving. Ask any doctor and booze is costing the NHS a bomb. Cyanide in every other can and bottle is the only option Joking aside, it would actually work Stubble. A bit like having a steel spike instead of an airbag on your steering wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 41 minutes ago, ratcum said: Joking aside, it would actually work Stubble. A bit like having a steel spike instead of an airbag on your steering wheel. I firmly believe all cyclists should have a steel spike instead of a saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 On 31/12/2017 at 10:02 PM, ratcum said: what about throwing drunks in front of tanks? The tanks could even be driven by other drunks! VOTE RAT I'm going to vote rat on the strength of this policy. What if the tanks were owned by Frank and driven by mancunian drunks wearing ankhs? Then it could be Frank's ankh wearing manks driving drunk tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Bedtime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Spanky said: I'm going to vote rat on the strength of this policy. What if the tanks were owned by Frank and driven by mancunian drunks wearing ankhs? Then it could be Frank's ankh wearing manks driving drunk tanks. wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 15 hours ago, Decimus said: What are you, the fucking litter police? This isn't the first time you've revealed that you get upset over a bit of rubbish, you swampy cunt. Instead of hugging trees and listening to whale song, you should have a drink and lighten the fuck up, you boring dick head. And pray tell, rover, what is the East Anglian version of the drunk tank? Hi sixing the local bobby, who's both your cousin and brother before a grinning photo in the local rag celebrating high spirited japes of a weekend? If you decide to lighten up and have one too many drinks, don't vomit on the dog if you get the horn. It's good grounds for divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: wank Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Bedtime! I hope you had a good refreshing sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 On 31/12/2017 at 1:59 AM, The Beast said: I know for fact that it is a load of fucking lying shit that A&E's are clogged up with drunks. The main burden is the increasingly large number of elderly people with chronic diseases and multiple complex needs, combined with a dysfunctional social care system. The average Joe Cunt directs their ire to the drunkard because they read about it in the shitty newsrags. Meanwhile, the innocent and lifelong contributors to the system receive sub standard care. Cunt politicians use scapegoats such as drunks and people who attend with non-urgent problems, to distract mugs from the real issue which they clearly don't want to fucking fix. The oldies should be encouraged to be more active physically .. a few things could be done to sort this .. greatly tightening up the health requirements for them retaining their driving licences after 70, perhaps an annual check with a £250 fee. Also making it requirement that users of mobility scooters prove that they really need them. Replacing the free bus pass with a 50p flat fare so that the old cunts will walk 100 yards up the hill rather than using the bus. Restricting access to services if the illness is smoking or drink related or being severely overweight. In GP surgeries oldies are often encouraged to use the services far more than they need to, there is no need for monthly checks for your average diabetic oldie .. six monthly checks are enough. finding more potential grave sites and encouraging the old cunts to dig their own graves would also be good exercise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: The oldies should be encouraged to be more active physically .. a few things could be done to sort this .. greatly tightening up the health requirements for them retaining their driving licences after 70, perhaps an annual check with a £250 fee. Also making it requirement that users of mobility scooters prove that they really need them. Replacing the free bus pass with a 50p flat fare so that the old cunts will walk 100 yards up the hill rather than using the bus. Restricting access to services if the illness is smoking or drink related or being severely overweight. In GP surgeries oldies are often encouraged to use the services far more than they need to, there is no need for monthly checks for your average diabetic oldie .. six monthly checks are enough. finding more potential grave sites and encouraging the old cunts to dig their own graves would also be good exercise. Start on yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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