ratcum Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Whether you get stuffed in prison, shot, blown up, fucked or fucked over, you chose to go to a foreign place. It's exactly what it says on the tin; foreign. If you're too dumb ass to research laws, customs or the lingo, or even clock news stories about just how foreign these places are, then you're a tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: Whether you get stuffed in prison, shot, blown up, fucked or fucked over, you chose to go to a foreign place. It's exactly what it says on the tin; foreign. If you're too dumb ass to research laws, customs or the lingo, or even clock news stories about just how foreign these places are, then you're a tit. Reported for posting selfies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Whether you get stuffed in prison, shot, blown up, fucked or fucked over, you chose to go to a foreign place. It's exactly what it says on the tin; foreign. If you're too dumb ass to research laws, customs or the lingo, or even clock news stories about just how foreign these places are, then you're a tit. So you've been to Brecon as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Yes... good nom. I think the problem is that foreign travel has for some time required no real rigour. If a couple swing from the yard arm it might ginger the rest up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Whether you get stuffed in prison, shot, blown up, fucked or fucked over, you chose to go to a foreign place. It's exactly what it says on the tin; foreign. If you're too dumb ass to research laws, customs or the lingo, or even clock news stories about just how foreign these places are, then you're a tit. That's the worst Tommy Cooper impersonator I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 I assume we're talking about the silly northern slag, banged up in Egypt for smuggling in 300 odd pills for her "boyfriend" which, fuck me, are illegal in Egypt? I hope the ungrateful cow appreciates the great cultural experience she's about to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Yes... good nom. I think the problem is that foreign travel has for some time required no real rigour. If a couple swing from the yard arm it might ginger the rest up a bit. it's like that woman that's just been imprisoned in Egypt. Apparently she's in a 'bad prison'. It's fuckin Egypt you stupid bitch, they don't do good anything. They're not like us, nor do they have to be, so you don't get to bleat about it love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I assume we're talking about the silly northern slag, banged up in Egypt for smuggling in 300 odd pills for her "boyfriend" which, fuck me, are illegal in Egypt? I hope the ungrateful cow appreciates the great cultural experience she's about to live. She's a fuckin embarrassment Stub. It's doesn't take rocket surgery to realise these cunts work by a different set of rules. It's their culture and it works for them, so good luck to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Egypt is a complete shithole. You can't move for some cunt begging for money. I went on a cruise down the Nile years ago and one afternoon I was sunbathing on deck when a plastic bottle whistled passed my head. I looked over the side to see this little brown kid, on a piece of wood, clinging on to the side of the boat, water skiing. He wanted me to put some money in the bottle and throw it back. I thought "fair play to the little fucker". So I put a fifty Egyptian pound note in the bottle and threw back to him. It was only later I found out that it was worth about 10p. I wondered why he shouted "fucking British slag" at the boat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: She's a fuckin embarrassment Stub. It's doesn't take rocket surgery to realise these cunts work by a different set of rules. It's their culture and it works for them, so good luck to them If it were up to me ratto, I'd shove her head first down the shitter and whip out a deep heat coated dildo....hold on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Fucking Egyptian laws. Apparently you don't have to wear seat belts either, which proved to be a bit of a life changing experience to the last dumb British woman that got fucked by an Egyptian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can't move for some cunt begging for money. That's Torquay not Egypt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Egypt is a complete shithole. You can't move for some cunt begging for money. I went on a cruise down the Nile years ago and one afternoon I was sunbathing on deck when a plastic bottle whistled passed my head. I looked over the side to see this little brown kid, on a piece of wood, clinging on to the side of the boat, water skiing. He wanted me to put some money in the bottle and throw it back. I thought "fair play to the little fucker". So I put a fifty Egyptian pound note in the bottle and threw back to him. It was only later I found out that it was worth about 10p. I wondered why he shouted "fucking British slag" at the boat. It was probably because you put your phone number in the bottle, written on the back of a Polaroid of your sagging flaps. Did you have tan lines? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, Bubba C said: It was probably because you put your phone number in the bottle, written on the back of a Polaroid of your sagging flaps. Did you have tan lines? You're mistaking me for your wife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're mistaking me for your wife. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 It’s incredible that cunts don’t understand that as soon as you pop up on a foreign street you stick out like a sore thumb as a muggy tourist and there are dozens of eyes watching you, waiting to rip you off. Here in London, despite the preponderance of “foreign natives “ you can not only spot them a mile off but also identify their nationalities. Japs—obviously the slitty eyes are a giveaway but also the camera equipment and the unusually short skirts on the females. They always seem to be happy and smiling. Bastards. Yanks—Fat. Loud clothes and loud mouths. Wankers. French— miserable looking bastards, smell of garlic. Fuckers. Germans— not impressed by anything, arrogant, act like they own the place. Arseholes. Italians— better dressed than most. Never fucking shut up. Cunts. I don’t doubt the British abroad are even more obvious to the foreign criminal. If any of You northerners or carrotcrunchers come to London treat it like a foreign country. Keep your wallet in your front pocket with your hand on it. If you carry a bag keep it zipped or locked and never put it down anywhere. Try to avoid cashpoints especially at night. Never, ever ever use a phone in the street. Never smoke in the street, it attracts lowlife like flies around a turd. Welcome to Britain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: . French— miserable looking bastards, smell of garlic. Fuckers. Welcome to Britain! And very good at it we are too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're mistaking me for your wife. 22 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported. I've also reported her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've also reported her. Bubbas bit of squeeze? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, judgetwi said: It’s incredible that cunts don’t understand that as soon as you pop up on a foreign street you stick out like a sore thumb as a muggy tourist and there are dozens of eyes watching you, waiting to rip you off. Here in London, despite the preponderance of “foreign natives “ you can not only spot them a mile off but also identify their nationalities. Japs—obviously the slitty eyes are a giveaway but also the camera equipment and the unusually short skirts on the females. They always seem to be happy and smiling. Bastards. Yanks—Fat. Loud clothes and loud mouths. Wankers. French— miserable looking bastards, smell of garlic. Fuckers. Germans— not impressed by anything, arrogant, act like they own the place. Arseholes. Italians— better dressed than most. Never fucking shut up. Cunts. I don’t doubt the British abroad are even more obvious to the foreign criminal. If any of You northerners or carrotcrunchers come to London treat it like a foreign country. Keep your wallet in your front pocket with your hand on it. If you carry a bag keep it zipped or locked and never put it down anywhere. Try to avoid cashpoints especially at night. Never, ever ever use a phone in the street. Never smoke in the street, it attracts lowlife like flies around a turd. Welcome to Britain! Romanians--hang around termini or shopping precincts in groups of never less than 3. Look like vagrants. Ready to dip your pockets. Shitheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Reported. What for?, hitting a nerve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 14 hours ago, ratcum said: This is what happened when Andrew Sach's mum fucked Tommy Cooper...justa lika dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Neil said: This is what happened when Andrew Sach's mum fucked Tommy Cooper...justa lika dat Reported for racism and insulting a non member's mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've also reported her. Rules are rules. I don’t make them, but I do play by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Romanians--hang around termini or shopping precincts in groups of never less than 3. Look like vagrants. Ready to dip your pockets. Shitheads. A Roma pikey learns how to dip pockets before he can walk. In the summer I was walking behind this Yank with a big fat wallet sticking out of his back pocket. Fuck me, even I could have nicked it. He hailed a taxi and as he manoeuvred his fat arse through the door I pointed out the error of his ways. He looked at me, never said a word and slammed the door in my face. Fuck you then cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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