Blue Empire Passports

[Decimus]

37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

You sound like a truculent remainer itching for a Brexit debate re-run and a second referendum simply 'cos the original result didn't go your way. Before you receive "believable answers", I would have thought it would be incumbent for you to supply what you thought was good about staying in the EU and why leaving is a "massive gamble". A word of advice: don't attempt the remoaners' disingenuous mantra of "Brexiteers voted to leave the EU, not the Single Market, nor the Customs Union".

I think that what he's trying to say is that the people who he has encountered who voted to leave have generally been uninformed idiots. A sweeping generalisation you might say, but let's take a cross-section of CC's membership to test the theory. Apart from Wolfie and yourself, both of whom I freely admit are fully switched on, the most prominent brexiteers on here have been Monumental Cunt, Snatch, Manky and Extremecunt. Hardly the most politically astute players on the scene.

And yes, I am aware that there were those who voted Remain purely because The Guardian told them too, but that doesn't detract from the fact that they were capable of reading it in the first place, unlike some of the above aforementioned grunts.

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

13 hours ago, Ape said:

I’ve asked quite a number of people I know, that voted for Brexit, to explain to me what was so very bad about their lives, within the EU, that they were prepared to take such a massive gamble on the future of this country. I’ve yet to receive a believable answer, so let’s see what CC has to say.

Let's try an analogy.

You have a notion to own a shiney new car, but you can't afford it. Every day as you walk home from your days work, you press your face against the showroom window and you see your ambition in all it's glory, right there in front of you. You resolve to buy that car, it's yours and nothing will stand between you and it.

You work harder, you put in overtime, maybe work 2 or 3 jobs and you make financial sacrifices to finally put yourself in the seat of that fucking car, it's fantastic, you love it and you're so proud of your achievement. 

6 months later, you get up one Sunday morning, you're going to polish the fuck out of your pride and joy, then go for a bomb around, perhaps taking in lunch on your travels. But, what the fuck?! It's gone!

There's an official looking note in place of the car which explains your car has been expropriated. Your jobless neighbour, with 6 kids from the next street now has use of the car 3 days per week, as he couldn't afford to buy his own and he says he needs it more than you. Meanwhile, you will continue to make the payments and meet the running costs.

How does that sound?

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

10 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Hardly the most politically astute players on the scene.

Populism is the current antidote to political astuteness and does not require it's practitioners to possess a sense of superiority generated by a worthless and irrelevant piece of bogroll from a former inner city polytechnic. It's mission is to short circuit the socialist bureaucratic wankfest that is the Counsel of the European Union and the equivalent corrosive Quangos here in Blighty.

 

 

 

[Guest Manky]

I have no wish to become Subject 25310155 of Region 7, sub-Region 19 of the European Union.

I may be thick. I may be stupid. I may be ill-informed. In fact I must be all 3 and worse to want to live in my own country under our own laws and politicians we can vote out.

The road ahead may be long and tricky but freedom has a price to pay. Or, to quote my grandad, "You are fucked if one comes over with your name on it, Mr and Mrs Doodlebug at No 65 spent the whole war shitting themselves"

[Guest Lady Penelope]

28 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said:

 6 months later, you get up one Sunday morning, you're going to polish the fuck out of your pride and joy, then go for a bomb around, perhaps taking in lunch on your travels. But, what the fuck?! It's gone!

There's an official looking note in place of the car which explains your car has been expropriated. Your jobless neighbour, with 6 kids from the next street now has use of the car 3 days per week, as he couldn't afford to buy his own and he says he needs it more than you. Meanwhile, you will continue to make the payments and meet the running costs.

How does that sound?

An irony here in that many of the shiny (usually foreign made) cars have been paid for by cunts working for EU funded quangoes. Of course their earnings have been funded by abstracting money from others by keeping the minimum wage as low as possible and they have not really worked more than about 30 hours a week. People need to look at the logic and reasoning (or lack thereof) of why we joined the EU in the first place .. a hope to sell cars to Germans, French and Italians in already saturated markets .. you hope that they stop buying their locally produced VWs, BMWs, Renaults, Peugots, Fiats, Lancias etc .. instead we end up buying their cars etc and destroying out own industries .. our salesmen still do very nicely selling these items but our balance of payments goes even further into the red. As far as these shiny new cars are concerned .. it would be good thing if some of them were expropriated to the cunts who have to work 60 hours plus a week on the minimum wage and the cunts who have bought the cars reminded exactly where the money to buy them came from. The basic problem with the EU as far as the UK is concerned boils down to the fact that we cannot have a seamless border with the rest of the EU .. everything physical that we sell to the rest of the EU has to pass through a port because the only physical land connection we have is a double track railway between Folkestone and Calais for which you have to pain an excess to use. If we had a dozen such railway links under the sea and they were free to use it would be different.

[Guest Snatch]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I think that what he's trying to say is that the people who he has encountered who voted to leave have generally been uninformed idiots. A sweeping generalisation you might say, but let's take a cross-section of CC's membership to test the theory. Apart from Wolfie and yourself, both of whom I freely admit are fully switched on, the most prominent brexiteers on here have been Monumental Cunt, Snatch, Manky and Extremecunt. Hardly the most politically astute players on the scene.

And yes, I am aware that there were those who voted Remain purely because The Guardian told them too, but that doesn't detract from the fact that they were capable of reading it in the first place, unlike some of the above aforementioned grunts.

Tell me where I said I was a Brexiteer.

[Guest Snatch]

15 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Seems like a pointless gesture to me. In any case British passports were never that colour.

This how British the Blue passport is.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/dec/22/blue-passports-taking-back-control-imposed-league-of-nations-burgundy-passport-eu

[Guest luke swarm]

2 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said:

 

How does that sound?

pretty long winded and confusing if I am honest Ogri.

[Ape™️]

3 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said:

Let's try an analogy.

You have a notion to own a shiney new car, but you can't afford it. Every day as you walk home from your days work, you press your face against the showroom window and you see your ambition in all it's glory, right there in front of you. You resolve to buy that car, it's yours and nothing will stand between you and it.

You work harder, you put in overtime, maybe work 2 or 3 jobs and you make financial sacrifices to finally put yourself in the seat of that fucking car, it's fantastic, you love it and you're so proud of your achievement. 

6 months later, you get up one Sunday morning, you're going to polish the fuck out of your pride and joy, then go for a bomb around, perhaps taking in lunch on your travels. But, what the fuck?! It's gone!

There's an official looking note in place of the car which explains your car has been expropriated. Your jobless neighbour, with 6 kids from the next street now has use of the car 3 days per week, as he couldn't afford to buy his own and he says he needs it more than you. Meanwhile, you will continue to make the payments and meet the running costs.

How does that sound?

It sounds like a dreadful analogy. 

[Rick_B]

1 hour ago, Snatch said:

This how British the Blue passport is.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/dec/22/blue-passports-taking-back-control-imposed-league-of-nations-burgundy-passport-eu

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

pretty long winded and confusing if I am honest Ogri.

Yeah, mebbe.....

Ok. Foreign cunts come over and get money and stuff for fuck all.

Better?

[Wolfie]

1 hour ago, Rick_B said:

Oh, I didn't know that.

It's Christmas, Rick. Are you not out partying?

[Guest Snatch]

2 hours ago, Rick_B said:

Oh, I didn't know that.

Doesn't really matter what colour it is to be honest.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Don't forget the refugees during this time of goodwill.

[PANZER MURPHY]

21 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said:

Let's try an analogy.

You have a notion to own a shiney new car, but you can't afford it. Every day as you walk home from your days work, you press your face against the showroom window and you see your ambition in all it's glory, right there in front of you. You resolve to buy that car, it's yours and nothing will stand between you and it.

You work harder, you put in overtime, maybe work 2 or 3 jobs and you make financial sacrifices to finally put yourself in the seat of that fucking car, it's fantastic, you love it and you're so proud of your achievement. 

6 months later, you get up one Sunday morning, you're going to polish the fuck out of your pride and joy, then go for a bomb around, perhaps taking in lunch on your travels. But, what the fuck?! It's gone!

There's an official looking note in place of the car which explains your car has been expropriated. Your jobless neighbour, with 6 kids from the next street now has use of the car 3 days per week, as he couldn't afford to buy his own and he says he needs it more than you. Meanwhile, you will continue to make the payments and meet the running costs.

How does that sound?

Sounds like a stack of slash ..wat was your point again 

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Murry Chrussmus

[Guest Snatch]

41 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Don't forget the refugees during this time of goodwill.

Bollocks to them. And seeing as a good majority of them are of the Islamic faith, they don't give a fuck about Christmas as we know it.

[Guest Manky]

6 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Bollocks to them. And seeing as a good majority of them are of the Islamic faith, they don't give a fuck about Christmas as we know it.

I woke up at 6 and switched the news on. Not a single fucking natural disaster or celebrity death to give me a warm glow to start the day right. Not even a major Med sailing club sinking event.

Fucking cunts. No consideration after all the aid we send them.

[Guest Trumpton Bacon]

39 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Sounds like a stack of slash ..wat was your point again 

Panzerknacker 

Fuck off Panzy, you're just copying off your old mate Ape.

[Guest Snatch]

3 minutes ago, Manky said:

I woke up at 6 and switched the news on. Not a single fucking natural disaster or celebrity death to give me a warm glow to start the day right. Not even a major Med sailing club sinking event.

Fucking cunts. No consideration after all the aid we send them.

I think the Philippines are having some problems at the moment. It might cheer you up a bit.

[PANZER MURPHY]

14 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said:

Fuck off Panzy, you're just copying off your old mate Ape.

Anyway. .doesn't matter yer gettin pushed to the door ..Nigel is looking at relocating to Dublin..he says he feels safer there 

Panzerknacker 

[and]

On 12/23/2017 at 7:47 AM, luke swarm said:

Well done to all those people who voted for Brexit. We will now finally have our beloved blue passports back, remember those hard backed bigger more respectable passports that distinguished us as Britishlanders and inspired such awe when we visited the empire.

They will obviously make all the difference when we travel, we can hold our heads up proudly knowing that we are gods chosen people and deserving of special attention and favour. How dare those bureaucratic cunts in Brussels tell us what we can and cannot do, that's the job of our own beloved caring and sharing government.

As we all know our beloved government always have our best interests in mind and the sooner we can leave this collection of losers, then the sooner we can ditch all that red tape that stopped our dear employers from treating us properly and helping us become more "efficient". So a big hurrah for this momentous occasion and I look forward to lots of body cavity searches and cuntishness from immigration and customs whenever I unwisely travel abroad and they see my lovely new shiny Blue passport.    

You should be fuckin' grateful, you fuckin' love havin' you cavities searched, nothing like a good fisting when you're waiting in the departure lounge.

Merry Cunting Christmas, you cunts!

[Guest Lady Penelope]

19 hours ago, luke swarm said:

pretty long winded and confusing if I am honest Ogri.

Fuck all Wulfrunians.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

The EU can get fucked.

[and]

1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said:

Don't forget the refugees during this time of goodwill.

Believe me I've tried, but every time I put the tv on, there they are again, fucking BBC news, it's beginning to look like the world is full of these itinerant cunts.