ratcum Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 25/12/2017 at 7:03 PM, Cuntybaws said: "Honi soit qui mal y pense" is in the centre of the passport. It very narrowly beat "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" to occupy that prime slot. calling me a puff CB? Again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Imagine the boatloads of unskilled and skint trotters told to fuck off back to paddy land Image paying 10 quid for a small bag of carrots from an unsubsidised farm that has to pay more to have their produce picked Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm imagining it right now Stub and it's fuckin brilliant. Thanks for this thoughtful Xmas present. Imagine nicking all the begging bowls in Africa eh? Watching Planet Earth on Yesterday, every cunting add break has an appeal for water aid or mossie net aid or something. How ironic that the control of simple health killers in the early 20th century led to a massive population increase and subsequent destruction of the natural world with fresh vigour. If every other fucker chucked a fiver to these do gooders all 16 children per family in Sudan would survive to burn the rest of their forests for fire wood and shit in the nile then storm the channel tunnel for a council house. Now, ratty old boy, I know a chap like you would have a shed, probably 2- surely at the back of one of these you've got some zyklon b we can send instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Image paying 10 quid for a small bag of carrots from an unsubsidised farm that has to pay more to have their produce picked Panzerknacker That where you're wrong motherfucker! I grow my own! I also eat illegal immigrants served with said carrots. I wouldn't, however, eat a paddy lest they'd spent a week or so on organic veg (from my fucking garden, shitcunt) booze and fag free. I'd still then probably feed them to the local boar or chuck 'em in the wye to feed the fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Imagine having to pay for a visa to go to spainland or waiting in line for three days to vist gib Panzerknacker Not that I want to go to spain or gibland when I have got Kernow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That where you're wrong motherfucker! I grow my own! I also eat illegal immigrants served with said carrots. I wouldn't, however, eat a paddy lest they'd spent a week or so on organic veg (from my fucking garden, shitcunt) booze and fag free. I'd still then probably feed them to the local boar or chuck 'em in the wye to feed the fish. you stupid ignorant cunt Stubby , have you no fucking class....................any fule knows that Immigrants are best served al dente with a side order of thick cut chips. If you are going to serve with veg then cavallo negro with lite Zyklon B dressing is the only recommended side unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you stupid ignorant cunt Stubby , have you no fucking class....................any fule knows that Immigrants are best served al dente with a side order of thick cut chips. If you are going to serve with veg then cavallo negro with lite Zyklon B dressing is the only recommended side unbelievable. Sorry for my table manners swarm, but we prefer the rustic style cuisine out here in the sticks not your fancy TV chef crap in the big smoke. I'm sure you're spoilt for choice when wanting to "dine out" on one of the non natives up your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That where you're wrong motherfucker! I grow my own! I also eat illegal immigrants served with said carrots. I wouldn't, however, eat a paddy lest they'd spent a week or so on organic veg (from my fucking garden, shitcunt) booze and fag free. I'd still then probably feed them to the local boar or chuck 'em in the wye to feed the fish. Happy New Year Stubby .. fuck the rest of them except Wither's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 23/12/2017 at 4:59 PM, Manky said: I still want out. And a blue passport. Fuck all you snowflakes. Get the fuck out then, Garnett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Watching Planet Earth on Yesterday, every cunting add break has an appeal for water aid or mossie net aid or something. How ironic that the control of simple health killers in the early 20th century led to a massive population increase and subsequent destruction of the natural world with fresh vigour. If every other fucker chucked a fiver to these do gooders all 16 children per family in Sudan would survive to burn the rest of their forests for fire wood and shit in the nile then storm the channel tunnel for a council house. Now, ratty old boy, I know a chap like you would have a shed, probably 2- surely at the back of one of these you've got some zyklon b we can send instead? Could you see the curve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Watching Planet Earth on Yesterday, every cunting add break has an appeal for water aid or mossie net aid or something. How ironic that the control of simple health killers in the early 20th century led to a massive population increase and subsequent destruction of the natural world with fresh vigour. If every other fucker chucked a fiver to these do gooders all 16 children per family in Sudan would survive to burn the rest of their forests for fire wood and shit in the nile then storm the channel tunnel for a council house. Now, ratty old boy, I know a chap like you would have a shed, probably 2- surely at the back of one of these you've got some zyklon b we can send instead? Frau Rat was watching one of these water aid shit things with little Fatima walking 50 miles for some schistosomiasis water. "So young and black already" she said. I love this woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: That where you're wrong motherfucker! I grow my own! I also eat illegal immigrants served with said carrots. I wouldn't, however, eat a paddy lest they'd spent a week or so on organic veg (from my fucking garden, shitcunt) booze and fag free. I'd still then probably feed them to the local boar or chuck 'em in the wye to feed the fish. Stubbers ya prepper kunt ya..yill have to booby trap yer cabbages against the starving broke hordes post brexit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Frau Rat was watching one of these water aid shit things with little Fatima walking 50 miles for some schistosomiasis water. "So young and black already" she said. I love this woman Why doesn't she live nearer to the well? Also, I keep seeing Liam Neeson asking me to text money for blankets. OK, so he's given his time free to make this tearjerking advert, but how much has he given from his own pocket? To extrapolate it, my £5 is equivalent to £50,000 of his, especially with the insurance payout from his dead wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Stubbers ya prepper kunt ya..yill have to booby trap yer cabbages against the starving broke hordes post brexit Panzerknacker No, didn't get a word of that gibberish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Could you see the curve? Stick your tongue out and I'll "curve" something brown and sticky out. Actually, make it tomorrow morning if you're after something spectacular, going by today's behemoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No, didn't get a word of that gibberish Yer aulwanz a geebag Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yer aulwanz a geebag Panzerknacker Fuck of you illiterate, toothless halfwit. Haven't you got a horse to mistreat or a priest to suck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck of you illiterate, toothless halfwit. Haven't you got a horse to mistreat or a priest to suck off? Seems ya understand me well enough Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Stick your tongue out and I'll "curve" something brown and sticky out. Actually, make it tomorrow morning if you're after something spectacular, going by today's behemoth No doubt it is a severed African cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 13 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Why doesn't she live nearer to the well? Also, I keep seeing Liam Neeson asking me to text money for blankets. OK, so he's given his time free to make this tearjerking advert, but how much has he given from his own pocket? To extrapolate it, my £5 is equivalent to £50,000 of his, especially with the insurance payout from his dead wife! And you can bet your life he's paid more than £50,000 to accountants to help him dodge millions in tax. It's the same for all stars who appear on Children In Need and Comic Relief. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: It's the same for all stars who appear on Children In Need and Comic Relief. Cunts. Rat, you cunt. You just made me think of Lenny Henry and I don't take kindly to that. I'm willing to let bygones be bygones as we're approaching a new year and all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: Rat, you cunt. You just made me think of Lenny Henry and I don't take kindly to that. I'm willing to let bygones be bygones as we're approaching a new year and all. It could be worse, Nocs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 I'll see your Comic Relief cunts and raise you Ed fucking Sheeran. Mind you, the bit where everyone got Ebola made me laugh, so fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Comic Relief cunts and raise you Ed fucking Sheeran. Mind you, the bit where everyone got Ebola made me laugh, so fair play. If you blacked him up and shaved his beard, he'd actually be the double of the kid on the left. It's the supraorbital ridge that does it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It could be worse, Nocs. One arrogant fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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