Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Manky said: I woke up at 6 and switched the news on. Not a single fucking natural disaster or celebrity death to give me a warm glow to start the day right. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42474282 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 22 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The EU can get fucked. Bravo, I tried to 'like' the comment but I've run out of likes, selfish fuckin' cunts wouldn't let me, so much for giving at Xmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 23 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42474282 He will be OK. I have seen Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry in some real predicaments but they always seem to get through them in one piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 On 12/23/2017 at 10:37 AM, Mrs Roops said: Hurrah! Having the blue passport back was inevitable as the country decided that we do not wish to become citizens of the United States of Europe - an inevitable state that was evolving through the invidious process of eurocratic mission creep. Having the blue passport is admittedly a symbolic gesture, but an important one nonetheless and the change is cost neutral. Its about time remoaners should stop bitching and go with the flow. It still has French writing on it. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It still has French writing on it. Panzerknacker "God is my right". We Brits nick phrases from every language we want to, (except Gaelic and Erse because they are bollocks). Other countries don't do this, that is why there is no Froggy word for entrepreneur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: It still has French writing on it. Honi soit qui mal y ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Honi soit qui mal y ponce. That is "Evil do to those that evil think" which is the Corps cipher of many army units and a number of national institutions. What is on the passport is "Dieu is mon droit" which is the Corps cipher of many army units and a number of national institutions. My personal favourite is "Quo fas et gloria ducunt" or 'Where right and glory lead". I learnt all this in basic training from an old Roman Legionnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: That is "Evil do to those that evil think" which is the Corps cipher of many army units and a number of national institutions. What is on the passport is "Dieu is mon droit" which is the Corps cipher of many army units and a number of national institutions. My personal favourite is "Quo fas et gloria ducunt" or 'Where right and glory lead". I learnt all this in basic training from an old Roman Legionnaire. "Honi soit qui mal y pense" is in the centre of the passport. It very narrowly beat "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" to occupy that prime slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Honi soit qui mal y ponce. Sorry...ole greaser lingo.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Honi soit qui mal y pense" is in the centre of the passport. It very narrowly beat "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" to occupy that prime slot. Looking at some of the treats Frau Rat said were in the fridge, I noticed a few with "hand finished" on them. Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Honi soit qui mal y pense" is in the centre of the passport. It very narrowly beat "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo" to occupy that prime slot. I stand corrected having just used my powers of Google fu. As for cock ramming and arses, we need the services of a Cheshire golfer to enlighten us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 When, as predicted by the remoaners, this country becomes a third world shithole presumably they will be leaving these shores, along with their hard working, tax paying immigrant friends, for the EU paradise. I hope if any of these cunts need help in packing their bags they will give me a shout. There’s nothing that would please me more than seeing the back of these whiny little shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: I hope if any of these cunts need help in packing their bags they will give me a shout. There’s nothing that would please me more than seeing the back of these whiny little shits. I must say that's very kind of you to offer your transportation services for free, any chance I can book for a family of five to depart from Manchester airport in June. We will need pick up from Heathtown in Wolverhampton around six in the morning for a 11 o'clock departure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I must say that's very kind of you to offer your transportation services for free, any chance I can book for a family of five to depart from Manchester airport in June. We will need pick up from Heathtown in Wolverhampton around six in the morning for a 11 o'clock departure. Fuck me .. are you using a pony and trap .. you not heard of the M6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 5 hours ago, luke swarm said: I must say that's very kind of you to offer your transportation services for free, any chance I can book for a family of five to depart from Manchester airport in June. We will need pick up from Heathtown in Wolverhampton around six in the morning for a 11 o'clock departure. Sorry but only a fool would enter the environs of Wolverhampton without several translators and a heavily armed escort. I would suggest an Uber but I suspect all the drivers will have left the country, fleeing from the evil Brexit.🚕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 19 hours ago, judgetwi said: When, as predicted by the remoaners, this country becomes a third world shithole presumably they will be leaving these shores, along with their hard working, tax paying immigrant friends, for the EU paradise. I hope if any of these cunts need help in packing their bags they will give me a shout. There’s nothing that would please me more than seeing the back of these whiny little shits. How will brexit benefit you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 8 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: How will brexit benefit you Panzerknacker sigh......a new shiny blue coloured passport silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 14 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: How will brexit benefit you Panzerknacker It won’t. It’s not about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 6 hours ago, luke swarm said: sigh......a new shiny blue coloured passport silly. I think its an awful shade of blue. .I've a maroon one with an emerald green leather cover with a little gold harp on it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think its an awful shade of blue. .I've a maroon one with an emerald green leather cover with a little gold harp on it Panzerknacker That's a Guinness beer mat, not a passport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: That's a Guinness beer mat, not a passport. Mm..I think the UK one would serve better as a coaster than a travel document. .to rest yer drink on while waiting on your travel visas Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..I think the UK one would serve better as a coaster than a travel document. .to rest yer drink on while waiting on your travel visas Panzerknacker No problem for me panzer, I've got an Halifax Visa card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: No problem for me panzer, I've got an Halifax Visa card. Imagine having to pay for a visa to go to spainland or waiting in line for three days to vist gib Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 35 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Imagine having to pay for a visa to go to spainland or waiting in line for three days to vist gib Panzerknacker Imagine the boatloads of unskilled and skint trotters told to fuck off back to paddy land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Imagine the boatloads of unskilled and skint trotters told to fuck off back to paddy land I'm imagining it right now Stub and it's fuckin brilliant. Thanks for this thoughtful Xmas present. Imagine nicking all the begging bowls in Africa eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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