Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 This song by George “fruity pants” Michael obviously doesn’t qualify as it is brilliant. lol. Get stuffed, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Welcome back Spunkmonkey. Now you and your dim pals can get back to the routine of exchanging adolescent sexual abuse. They have missed you, trust me. If I had the power I would pay you from the public purse for the important work you do in the field of mental health. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Welcome back Spunkmonkey. Now you and your dim pals can get back to the routine of exchanging adolescent sexual abuse. They have missed you, trust me. If I had the power I would pay you from the public purse for the important work you do in the field of mental health. Do carry on. Reported for going off topic... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for going off topic... Mistletoe & Wine by Mrs Richards. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for going off topic... Does your nurse know you are up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 E17 and Stay Another Day. If only that Brain Harvey cunt could do a proper job of running himself over just like a spaceship pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: E17 and Stay Another Day. If only that Brain Harvey cunt could do a proper job of running himself over just like a spaceship pilot. Didn’t he vomit after a jacket potato and end up under his car, the Cockney wanker? I’ll nominate A Spaceman Came Travelling, by Cunt De Burgh. Nails down a blackboard every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 I like cheesey Christmas songs yer all just a congeries of cunts izall Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 39 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I like cheesey Christmas songs yer all just a congeries of cunts izall Panzerknacker Does anyone speak bog rat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Does anyone speak bog rat? He said "Punkape and I are getting married on Cup Final day if anyone is at a loose end" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: He said "Punkape and I are getting married on Cup Final day if anyone is at a loose end" You’re off topic and derailing the thread....reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: This song by George “fruity pants” Michael obviously doesn’t qualify as it is brilliant. lol. Get stuffed, Wow! You really do have good taste Mr Punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Look at these drug-addled twats...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Face it, 'The Fairytale of new York' - AND THAT'S IT!!! Anything else is maudlin, clichéd bollocks - and in the case of Greg Lake's 'I Believe in Father Christmas', vaguely sinister and threatening too. PS Buble's 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is downright rapey. You only need add in a lyric about 'rohypnol' and he'd be convicted for grooming, no question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Look at these drug-addled twats...... However Band Aid 2 features the most unitntentionally hilarious contribution from Daniel Bedingfield. He does 'emotion' like Josef Fritzl does child rearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Frosty the fucking Snowman, especially - but not limited to - the version by the Ronettes. This goes for pretty much any Xmas song written or released by Americans between 1945 and 1970, and shoe-horned into their awful Xmas films at every opportunity ever since. On which note, I just need to say that the supposed masterpiece "It's a Wonderful Life" is overrated, overacted, utter fucking bilge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: PS Buble's 'Baby It's Cold Outside' is downright rapey. You only need add in a lyric about 'rohypnol' and he'd be convicted for grooming, no question I actually quite like the version by Tom & Cerys, although I'm not sure the old boy's heart would last the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Piston Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Something for Punky-monkey and the rest of the LNER (whatever) 'community': Cool Yule (sick) (sic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 That Holly and that Ivy When they are both full grown Of all the slags that are in the town Fackin Holly bares her crown At the rising of her bum and the cumming of a queer Then playing with her hairy organ Which Jimmy Savile did for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: This song by George “fruity pants” Michael obviously doesn’t qualify as it is brilliant. lol. Get stuffed, Thank fuck he's had his last Christmas the raving cock lover and good "friend" of Elton John. No wonder you think it's brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Does anyone speak bog rat? Ask yer ma Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: That Holly and that Ivy When they are both full grown Of all the slags that are in the town Fackin Holly bares her crown At the rising of her bum and the cumming of a queer Then playing with her hairy organ Which Jimmy Savile did for years A masterpiece! Perhaps you could call it: Ratcum's First Movement (of the day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Look at these drug-addled twats...... Admit it spunk monkey, if you had the opportunity, you'd take it up the back passage for each and every one of those cunts, without first informing them of your AIDS! Which, I will have you know, is illegal. Therefore, consider yourself, REPORTED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Admit it spunk monkey, if you had the opportunity, you'd take it up the back passage for each and every one of those cunts, without first informing them of your AIDS! Which, I will have you know, is illegal. Therefore, consider yourself, REPORTED! Off topic and derailing the thread. reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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