ratcum Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Just now, Albert Ross said: Will this do as my avatar? Get a photo of Garth Crooks and I'll kick your fuckin tits off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: Get a photo of Garth Crooks and I'll kick your fuckin tits off They've already been kicked off by Sir Geoff Hurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You probably spoke to Ravi McTavish Who's that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Who's that? He's a Scottish Indian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: a Geoff Hurst in the woodpile " Sir Geoffrey Charles Hurst MBE is a former England international footballer. A striker, he remains the only man to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final as England recorded a 4–2 victory over West Germany at the old Wembley in 1966 " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 48 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: " Sir Geoffrey Charles Hurst MBE is a former England international footballer. A striker, he remains the only man to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final as England recorded a 4–2 victory over West Germany at the old Wembley in 1966 " Yes and he headfucked Garth Crooks on live TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: " Sir Geoffrey Charles Hurst MBE is a former England international footballer. A striker, he remains the only man to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final as England recorded a 4–2 victory over West Germany at the old Wembley in 1966 " Did England win the world cup in '66? I didn't know that. I mean it's never mentioned is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did England win the world cup in '66? I didn't know that. I mean it's never mentioned is it? It's been coming home for a long long time now, safe to say...it's forgotten where it lives. Football is for irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: It's been coming home for a long long time now, safe to say...it's forgotten where it lives Valdez has it, he's bringing it with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Valdez has it, he's bringing it with him. Hopefully, not Exxon Valdez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Valdez has it, he's bringing it with him. Can't be, Burt Lancaster has been dead for over 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: Can't be, Burt Lancaster has been dead for over 20 years. Nevertheless, Valdez IS coming. @ratcum says so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did England win the world cup in '66? I didn't know that. I mean it's never mentioned is it? They bang about it because they've done fuck all worth mentioning since then otherwise they'd be banging about that as well. Fucking poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Nevertheless, Valdez IS coming. @ratcum says so... If TOT says so then it must be right, knows what he is talking about, that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Nevertheless, Valdez IS coming. @ratcum says so... death to this '@ratcum' interloping dog and all his little pixie followers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: death to this '@ratcum' interloping dog and all his little pixie followers Got some good gear Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 15 December 2017 at 8:44 AM, Jiggerycock said: Never trust a Hippie They'll sell you bad drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 12 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Got some good gear Ratty? I'm sporting a natty pair of moleskin breeks this morning Twatty Name. They'll cut a sporting dash on the high street and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm sporting a natty pair of moleskin breeks this morning Twatty Name. They'll cut a sporting dash on the high street and no mistake. Watch yerself Rats, that sartorially challenged cunt Frank "Chukka Boots" Kleftiko will be stalking you if you're not careful. Stay away from France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 4 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm sporting a natty pair of moleskin breeks this morning Twatty Name. They'll cut a sporting dash on the high street and no mistake. Lederhosen Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 On 16/12/2017 at 1:12 AM, Fender777 said: It's been coming home for a long long time now, safe to say...it's forgotten where it lives. Football is for irons. Anyone who doesn’t like football and uses the term “irons” is a post-op trannie who takes it up the dungtrumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Anyone who doesn’t like football and uses the term “irons” is a post-op trannie who takes it up the dungtrumpet. Will you be going to Russia next year for the World Bukkake fest? Maybe you'll be "entertained" by the Russian police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: Will you be going to Russia next year for the World Bukkake fest? Maybe you'll be "entertained" by the Russian police. Take a leaf out of Scotland's book and avoid disappointment by never qualifying for anything ever again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Lederhosen Herr Oberst? you want me don't you Jewdy? Well I'm up for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Take a leaf out of Scotland's book and avoid disappointment by never qualifying for anything ever again. Oh come on, they're good at that sport where you push a Pernod ice bucket along a frozen track with two women sweeping vigorously while some woman who looks like Dodie Weir yells indecipherable bollocks at them from the other end. They've won medals and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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