Guest luke swarm Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: And that's the truth. New Labour, not really Labour at all of course just sugar coated Thatcherism, came about because working people rejected Labour values and believed the crap they read in Tory tabloids. That paved the way for closet Tories like Blair and Mandleson to take over the party. Mandelson, yes I forgot about that utter cunt. The very epitome of everything wrong with the political class. Surpassed most recently though by that closet fascist Farage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Utter fucking drivel. Couldn't give a flying fuck about this cuntfest of a nomination or any of you mouldy turds mass-debating it, except Eduardo of course. I prefer the big green cunt, wankers are chopping down and denying the jaguarundi and boto a lovely home. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Has anyone been to Barnsley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Has anyone been to Barnsley? Yes. In fact, it's my old stomping ground. What would you like to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Never used Amazon Ed, they any good ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: There are millions of people working in similar conditions in this country and untold rich cunts who don’t pay their fair share of tax. It’s called global corporate capitalism. It’s what you get when you destroy the unions and flood the country with cheap docile labour. It didn’t happen by accident. Anyone who thinks there’s a difference between the Tories and the Tories with Red Ties has been asleep for the last 40 years. They are all bought and paid for, all self serving, money grabbing scum sucking cunts. Fuck my old boots judge, i have been telling thick cunts that for years, some of them still believe there is a major difference between the two...which of course there isn't..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 I, Ratcum The Excellent, will destroy this scourge that is upon us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: Fuck my old boots judge, i have been telling thick cunts that for years, some of them still believe there is a major difference between the two...which of course there isn't..!! Well there is now thanks to Catweazle and Momentum. It’s obvious the Tory traitors are going to get fucked at the next election and Jezza will be waltzing into Downing Street. Then he will be torn between the Blairites and Momentum who put him there in the first place and will have all sorts of contradictory demands. These cunts love the fucking EU but want to nationalise everything. Sorry wankers but the E fucking U don’t allow that! It’s against the rules You starry eyed cocklovers. I suspect the Establishment are working on the cunt right now, trying to turn him into another Kinnock/Blair. Failing that poor old Jezza will develop some serious illness or suffer an unfortunate accident in the manner of Robin Cook, Dr Kelly or Dodi Fayed’s posh fucking totty. You heard it here first you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Has anyone been to Barnsley? Yes, I went there in the early 1970s to watch the football at Oakwell, Barnsley v Rovers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: These cunts love the fucking EU but want to nationalise everything. Sorry wankers but the E fucking U don’t allow that! It’s against the rules You starry eyed cocklovers. You heard it here first you cunts! I have taken the trouble to listen to Jezza. he wants to renationalise Electricity, Gas, Water and the railways and he did explain in an interview that leaving the EU was the only way to do so. On other issues he is somewhat to the right of the labour governments of the 1960s and 1970s. Interestingly if you talk to a lot of the older grassroots tories they also want to take the utilities and railways back into state ownership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Looking up UKIP in my Shorter Oxford Cunt (sorry.. DICK) UKIP - like a CD you get from a charity shop for 99 pence that says Maxie Bygraves Meets Chas and Dave on the cover but is actually David Bowie's Greatest Hits performed on a set of bongos, the spoons and a comb with a bit of paper. UKIP should be rebranded REFUND PLEASE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Kunte Kinte said: Looking up UKIP in my Shorter Oxford Cunt (sorry.. DICK) UKIP - like a CD you get from a charity shop for 99 pence that says Maxie Bygraves Meets Chas and Dave on the cover but is actually David Bowie's Greatest Hits performed on a set of bongos, the spoons and a comb with a bit of paper. UKIP should be rebranded REFUND PLEASE. Is this an entirely new game which we all have yet to appreciate? Exhume a long dead topic and post a completely irrelevant contribution to it . Are you on an expensive recognised Class A substance or is it just Spice? You maybe unaware that there are free treatments available for synapse lapses - and no shortage of therapists here well qualified and experienced in administering your cure. You are advised to consult in detail with Ratcum, Judgetwi, Eric Cuntman or Stubby Pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: Is this an entirely new game which we all have yet to appreciate? Exhume a long dead topic and post a completely irrelevant contribution to it . Are you on an expensive recognised Class A substance or is it just Spice? You maybe unaware that there are free treatments available for synapse lapses - and no shortage of therapists here well qualified and experienced in administering your cure. You are advised to consult in detail with Ratcum, Judgetwi, Eric Cuntman or Stubby Pecker. Well said Quaffle. This fucking retard is redefining the word Flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Looking up UKIP in my Shorter Oxford Cunt (sorry.. DICK) UKIP - like a CD you get from a charity shop for 99 pence that says Maxie Bygraves Meets Chas and Dave on the cover but is actually David Bowie's Greatest Hits performed on a set of bongos, the spoons and a comb with a bit of paper. UKIP should be rebranded REFUND PLEASE. I can honestly say you're among the worst newcomers I've had the misfortune to suffer, inadvertently bringing the corner's standard to an all-time low. Have you considered attempting to digout your spleen with a rusty butter knife? You aweful, aweful cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I can honestly say you're among the worst newcomers I've had the misfortune to suffer, inadvertently bringing the corner's standard to an all-time low. Have you considered attempting to digout your spleen with a rusty butter knife? You aweful, aweful cunt. Not so new maybe, looking back through the archives, trying desperately to discover when exactly, Frank was any good, I've seen the name Kunte kinte a few times pre 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well said Quaffle. This fucking retard is redefining the word Flid. Spaktacular Kunte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not so new maybe, looking back through the archives, trying desperately to discover when exactly, Frank was any good, I've seen the name Kunte kinte a few times pre 2016. KuntaCunty. He was one of Jazz's pets, but they had an inexplicable falling out after which Jazz was convinced he was a lesbian. Possibly the same guy, he's certainly shit enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: KuntaCunty. He was one of Jazz's pets, but they had an inexplicable falling out after which Jazz was convinced he was a lesbian. Possibly the same guy, he's certainly shit enough. I don't believe I've ever seen this particular mangling of the English language before. Even Scabies made more sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't believe I've ever seen this particular mangling of the English language before. Even Scabies made more sense. It's as if Scabies, Klunk from Stop the Pigeon, and Peter Beardsley all wanked off over a radioactive pink wafer and their resultant splurge created the world's most indecipherable cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: It's as if Scabies, Klunk from Stop the Pigeon, and Peter Beardsley all wanked off over a radioactive pink wafer and their resultant splurge created the world's most indecipherable cunt. By inseminating the corpse of Jade Goody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: KuntaCunty. He was one of Jazz's pets, but they had an inexplicable falling out after which Jazz was convinced he was a lesbian. Possibly the same guy, he's certainly shit enough. Convinced, I was not, but the Dyke certainly displayed the characteristics of being one, and also of course it wound her/him up which was the intention, and I for one enjoyed every moment spent in doing so. Like I say Dec's, its a dog eat dog world on here, and we all of us have either been on the receiving end or have joined the mob of the day to come down hard on whoever is the flavour of the month. There are also of course, the repetitive and consistent shit stirrers who do little else, and the very ever-so-sad ones that consider this place to be their one and only cause in life where they can be 'brave' within this world but are insignificant outside of it. Anyway, is one way or another this place entertains us all, which is rather peculiar of us all too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: By inseminating the corpse of Jade Goody? It's a shame we never got to see a celebrity 'Scrabble Showdown' between Jade Goody and Joey Essex. It would, inevitably descend into chaos, when the letter 'Q' was drawn and both claim the other has vandalised a capital O with a sharpie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: KuntaCunty. He was one of Jazz's pets, but they had an inexplicable falling out after which Jazz was convinced he was a lesbian. Possibly the same guy, he's certainly shit enough. Hi Decibel You are talking about Kunta my brother who is a bigger cunt than I am. With deepest respect Kunte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I can honestly say you're among the worst newcomers I've had the misfortune to suffer, inadvertently bringing the corner's standard to an all-time low. Have you considered attempting to digout your spleen with a rusty butter knife? You aweful, aweful cunt. I can see you're lurving it. PS Drop the "e" in awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Queefer said: Is this an entirely new game which we all have yet to appreciate? Exhume a long dead topic and post a completely irrelevant contribution to it . Are you on an expensive recognised Class A substance or is it just Spice? You maybe unaware that there are free treatments available for synapse lapses - and no shortage of therapists here well qualified and experienced in administering your cure. You are advised to consult in detail with Ratcum, Judgetwi, Eric Cuntman or Stubby Pecker. YEAH YEAH YEAH You took the trouble. Well most kindly dear Sir thankyou for your albeit weak as piss contribution to my mirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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