Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Alcoholic drink of choice, when they think they're being sophisticated, for the legions of bone think chav cunts inhabiting our once great nation. They probably drink it with coke as well. There's only one type of whiskey and we all know where it comes from. If we could someone contaminate this Christmas's supply with Depo Provera or better still, cyanide, what a glorious new year we'd all wake up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 I happen to enjoy Jack Daniels, Stubbs. Three fingers on ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Jim Beam is a far superior bourbon. It’s also much better than JD when mixed with Coke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I happen to enjoy Jack Daniels, Stubbs. Three fingers on ice. Beginners stuff wiz, the godless savages in scotchland make the real stuff. Ice is cheating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Jim Bean for me , i find JD turns me in to a primitive untamed savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Beginners stuff wiz, the godless savages in scotchland make the real stuff. Ice is cheating Scotch had better be at least 12 years old and single malt. The blended shit is nothing more than one of Pen's pissed filled Tena's wringed out and repurposed. Jack has a smooth, subtle flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotch had better be at least 12 years old and single malt. The blended shit is nothing more than one of Pen's pissed filled Tena's wringed out and repurposed. Jack has a smooth, subtle flavour. Reported for suggesting I'd drink anything less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported for suggesting I'd drink anything less. Punkape prefers the five year old stuff....like Johnny Walker. Piss water, and only suitable for transients, those hiding from the police, and wanna be faggot sophisticants who think they belong to golf clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape prefers the five year old stuff....like Johnny Walker. Piss water, and only suitable for transients, those hiding from the police, and wanna be faggot sophisticants who think they belong to golf clubs. you've met my younger brother then Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scotch had better be at least 12 years old and single malt. The blended shit is nothing more than one of Pen's pissed filled Tena's wringed out and repurposed. Jack has a smooth, subtle flavour. The ubiquitous Glenmorangie is my go to single malt, but there's a couple of younger lowland offerings around which are worth a gargle. I'm currently enjoying a large measure of Auchentoshen, American oak, over a single block of ice. Excellent value and a fucking nice whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: you've met my younger brother then Wizzo I doubt I would have recognized him as a member of your bloodline, Ratters. I have in mind, a spectacularly low sort of cretin, not found in any type of normal societal group. Rather, frequently spotted in the worst places with the very ugliest and nastiest sort of people; open lesions on their bodies, multiple stab wound scars, ripped clothing, smelling of dumpster slime, stale piss and essence of glory hole splatterings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape prefers the five year old stuff....like Johnny Walker. Piss water, and only suitable for transients, those hiding from the police, and wanna be faggot sophisticants who think they belong to golf clubs. I only ever drink Irish whiskey and I have a fondness for Blackbush. Cunts like you prefer to lick a detritus bowl in an AIDS clinic.... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I only ever drink Irish whiskey and I have a fondness for Blackbush. Cunts like you prefer to lick a detritus bowl in an AIDS clinic.... lol. Fuck off. You would have liked those birds out of Boney M then Punkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I only ever drink Irish whiskey and I have a fondness for Blackbush. Cunts like you prefer to lick a detritus bowl in an AIDS clinic.... lol. Fuck off. Speaking of AIDS clinics, how did your weekly visit go? T cell count near normal, or are they finally starting to fuck off. The best gift possible at this time of year, is your death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: You would have liked those birds out of Boney M then Punkle Black bloke, you stupid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: I only ever drink Irish whiskey and I have a fondness for Blackbush. Cunts like you prefer to lick a detritus bowl in an AIDS clinic.... lol. Fuck off. Irish whiskey is pure beginners stuff. Suppose it helps to numb the pain of another horrible night down the docks on the game. You of course know a lot of Jacks and Daniels. And blokes with unpronounceable African names. Edited December 7, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Extra cunting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Irish whiskey is pure beginners stuff. Suppose it helps to numb the pain of another horrible night down the docks on the game. It does have some antiseptic quality, unless you're so far gone with AIDS, like Punky. Then it's only good for sanitizing skin for a jab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Black bloke, you stupid cunt Black cunt, you stupid bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Black cunt, you stupid bloke Outta likes you cheeky scamp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Jim Bean for me , i find JD turns me in to a primitive untamed savage. Is that a bit like Jim Beam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 45 minutes ago, Ape said: Is that a bit like Jim Beam? Fuck me Apey, haven't you got anything better to do.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 I'm fond of a jameson every 19th of may..other than that wikky is the drink of a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 if anybody would like to purchase any Jim Beam then please PM me, I bought 36 litres of the stuff in Germany when I serving in the late 90s, its vintage stuff with the NAAFI price stickers still on, stronger than the British imported stuff as well. I bought it cheap but its not really my cup of tea. The Macallan, that's the king of Whisky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It does have some antiseptic quality, unless you're so far gone with AIDS, like Punky. Then it's only good for sanitizing skin for a jab. More expert opinion from the board’s leading authority on male prostitution and homosexual depravity gained entirely on the job. lol. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 8, 2017 Report Share Posted December 8, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alcoholic drink of choice, when they think they're being sophisticated, for the legions of bone think chav cunts inhabiting our once great nation. They probably drink it with coke as well. There's only one type of whiskey and we all know where it comes from. If we could someone contaminate this Christmas's supply with Depo Provera or better still, cyanide, what a glorious new year we'd all wake up to. Spoken like the sort of cunt who thinks that Fosters is the lager of choice. Firstly, it's whisky if you're talking about the decent jock shit, which I assume you are as you have stated the Irish stuff is "for beginners". Secondly, Jack Daniels is a bourbon, not a whisky, so it's ridiculous to compare it to one. Thirdly, Laphroaig is ten times better than the shit you have thus far recommended. Fourthly, do your research before making a nomination, it will save you the arduous task of spouting out a load of fucking bollocks Fifthly, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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