Jake The Muss Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 I only use hand cream after a hard days slog on site, up the working class !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Marvelous I'm detecting a lack of enthusiasm here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 11 hours ago, scotty said: Fucksake, this place has gone softer than Pelés cock. I honestly don't think even mumsnet would have blanked that pic. What was the picture of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Bubbsy! How were the Bara Lawr tonight? Morning STD, splendid, thank you. How was your Foodbank-provided alphabetty spaghetti and potato waffles? Did you lay your tray with the usual Scottish accoutrements of a Tupperware of Irn Bru and a hypodermic needle full of ‘brown’? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Marvelous There's lovely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 21 hours ago, Ape said: Perhaps some sort of glove is in order? I do that if I'm handling something nasty, but wearing rubber or plastic gloves all day is very uncomfortable. Your hands end up being a wrinkly sweaty mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 10 hours ago, Snatch said: What was the picture of? A completely innocuous shot of two heemasexes wanking each other off, with their genitalia obscured by two nivea bottles. Oh, and one of them had that cunt adam lallanas face crudely photoshopped onto him. This site has gone to the dogs, wearing full safety gear, hi viz jackets, warm scarf and mittens plus a nice thermos in case it gets parky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 1 hour ago, scotty said: A completely innocuous shot of two heemasexes wanking each other off, with their genitalia obscured by two nivea bottles. Oh, and one of them had that cunt adam lallanas face crudely photoshopped onto him. This site has gone to the dogs, wearing full safety gear, hi viz jackets, warm scarf and mittens plus a nice thermos in case it gets parky. Heemasex = noofter, puddle jumper, friend of Dorothy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 13 hours ago, Bubba C said: Heemasex = noofter, puddle jumper, friend of Dorothy. ...and a term often used by the Bacons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, scotty said: ...and a term often used by the Bacons. Hi Scotty! I don't know if it's helps at all but we used to have a goldfish called Nobby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Hi Scotty! I don't know if it's helps at all but we used to have a goldfish called Nobby. Did you flush him down the toilet while muttering something about aryans and the fatherland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 31 minutes ago, scotty said: Did you flush him down the toilet while muttering something about aryans and the fatherland? Nah, Nobby was a good 'un Scotto. He was in isolation for months because he'd attack anything else in his tank. Sort of a Peaky Blinder of the fish world, the mad fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 22 hours ago, scotty said: ...and a term often used by the Bacons. Hur-mur-sekshuls That was another Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 48 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Hur-mur-sekshuls That was another "Yee telt 'im Fatha, if he works his fuckin' ticket wi' me, I'm ganna knack 'im". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 21 hours ago, ratcum said: Nah, Nobby was a good 'un Scotto. He was in isolation for months because he'd attack anything else in his tank. Sort of a Peaky Blinder of the fish world, the mad fucker. Did he wear a cap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 12 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Did he wear a cap? only for sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Yee telt 'im Fatha, if he works his fuckin' ticket wi' me, I'm ganna knack 'im". why aye man pet man woman man yah nah. Pretty sure that doesn't mean "I have 11 GCSE A*s" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: why aye man pet man woman man yah nah. Pretty sure that doesn't mean "I have 11 GCSE A*s" Did yee call wor lass a puff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did yee call wor lass a puff? I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did yee call wor lass a puff? I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all You OK TOT ? you're repeating yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 20 hours ago, ratcum said: I thought she was your dog. Okay, she was 'smerkin tabs' an all Aye. Beer, tabs. Champion bonny lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 11:08 PM, Fender777 said: You OK TOT ? you're repeating yourself. I had some sprouts innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Aye. Beer, tabs. Champion bonny lad. You slag! You mugging me off you muppet! That's bang out of order and proper naughty. Off down the lock aarp John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I had some sprouts innit OK..The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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