Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Everybody knows somebody who uses way too much hand cream. They stink the place out with that shit, have perpetually greasy hands and are always complaining about their red, chapped hands. They always want to "see your phone" which means smearing it up with their shite, and they think that human skin needs to be perpetually marinaded in stinking chemicals and grease for it to be ok. "I'm just replacing the moisture" or whatever. If the weather is hot then they need to perpetually grease up their paws. If the weather is cold its the same. Humid weather, dry weather, foggy weather... same shit. And its always "muh psoriasis" or "muh eczema".... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Everybody knows somebody who uses way too much hand cream. They stink the place out with that shit, have perpetually greasy hands and are always complaining about their red, chapped hands. They always want to "see your phone" which means smearing it up with their shite, and they think that human skin needs to be perpetually marinaded in stinking chemicals and grease for it to be ok. "I'm just replacing the moisture" or whatever. If the weather is hot then they need to perpetually grease up their paws. If the weather is cold its the same. Humid weather, dry weather, foggy weather... same shit. And its always "muh psoriasis" or "muh eczema".... Fuck off. What a strange, sweeping statement this is. I can honestly say I barely know anyone who even uses fucking hand cream, let alone too much of it. You clearly move in some very gay circles. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 14 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Everybody knows somebody who uses way too much hand cream. They stink the place out with that shit, have perpetually greasy hands and are always complaining about their red, chapped hands. They always want to "see your phone" which means smearing it up with their shite, and they think that human skin needs to be perpetually marinaded in stinking chemicals and grease for it to be ok. "I'm just replacing the moisture" or whatever. If the weather is hot then they need to perpetually grease up their paws. If the weather is cold its the same. Humid weather, dry weather, foggy weather... same shit. And its always "muh psoriasis" or "muh eczema".... Fuck off. Agreed, this sort soft pansy cunt is never more than 5 feet away from a jar of Nivea for men.....when the truth is that there is no Nivea for men and never has been, its a cruel marketing exercise to expose extreme gayness and yearning for cock. This trait for hand cream is usual coupled with a penchant for getting the eyebrows plucked and reshaped, again a great determining feature of gayness and desire for a sperm spritzer . avoid and if possible persecute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 Nitromors in the Swarfega dispenser was always a top wheeze at RAF Coningsby workshops washroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Nitromors in the Swarfega dispenser was always a top wheeze at RAF Coningsby workshops washroom. I have heard that Punker's uses a lot of swarfega snigger, snicker, chortle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) 55 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Agreed, this sort soft pansy cunt is never more than 5 feet away from a jar of Nivea for men.....when the truth is that there is no Nivea for men and never has been, its a cruel marketing exercise to expose extreme gayness and yearning for cock. Edited November 10, 2017 by cuntspotter I've just had tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, scotty said: I am trying to protect the sensitivities of the membership. They won't sleep for weeks if they see that Picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I am trying to protect the sensitivities of the membership. They won't sleep for weeks if they see that Picture. You've never seen what gets on the last train from Cwmbran on a Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 57 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You've never seen what gets on the last train from Cwmbran on a Friday night. Cwmbran has a train station? There's modern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cwmbran has a train station? There's modern. It used to have 4..... in 1964..... well, one was a halt... technically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 A classic tata nom. Good execution, but always fighting a losing battle because the topic is so niche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Everybody knows somebody who uses way too much hand cream. They stink the place out with that shit, have perpetually greasy hands and are always complaining about their red, chapped hands. They always want to "see your phone" which means smearing it up with their shite, and they think that human skin needs to be perpetually marinaded in stinking chemicals and grease for it to be ok. "I'm just replacing the moisture" or whatever. If the weather is hot then they need to perpetually grease up their paws. If the weather is cold its the same. Humid weather, dry weather, foggy weather... same shit. And its always "muh psoriasis" or "muh eczema".... Fuck off. Do you still live with you’re old age mum? It’s the only explanation I have for this weird shit. Awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Do you still live with you’re old age mum? It’s the only explanation I have for this weird shit. Awful. Never mind the stink of lavender hand cream, it's the overwhelming stench of ivermectin and blue drench that signals your arrival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Do you still live with you’re old age mum? It’s the only explanation I have for this weird shit. Awful. Bubbsy! How were the Bara Lawr tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I am trying to protect the sensitivities of the membership. They won't sleep for weeks if they see that Picture. Fucksake, this place has gone softer than Pelés cock. I honestly don't think even mumsnet would have blanked that pic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: A classic tata nom. Good execution, but always fighting a losing battle because the topic is so niche. Niche? That’s an under-fucking-statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Niche? That’s an under-fucking-statement. You need some hand cream for your webbed fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You need some hand cream for your webbed fingers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 If you work with chemicals you need hand cream. Chemists are the ones who wash their hands before and after going to the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: If you work with chemicals you need hand cream. Chemists are the ones who wash their hands before and after going to the toilet. That and chefs who work with fuckoff spicy chilies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That and chefs who work with fuckoff spicy chilies. Perhaps some sort of glove is in order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 44 minutes ago, scotty said: Fucksake, this place has gone softer than Pelés cock. I honestly don't think even mumsnet would have blanked that pic. I agree with Scotty; women who join the armed forces should complete their basic training entirely naked. It would show ignorant sexist male squaddies exactly what they're made of. VOTE RAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cwmbran has a train station? There's modern. I have actually worked in the booking office there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Perhaps some sort of glove is in order? It just doesn't feel the same if you use a glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 39 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I have actually worked in the booking office there. Marvelous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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