Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 They always have an expression of mong like idiocy on their face, and they generally look a right fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 So, the stereotypical English Vicar then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 I think it should be registered as a disability,creepy cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 A good old fashioned cunt! I love this shit. They're a dying breed and so they should be. Imagine if you got Kate Moss mixed up with a skinny 80 a day skank slag who blows Sir Philip Greed as a tax dodge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: They always have an expression of mong like idiocy on their face, and they generally look a right fucking cunt. Horse faced cunts? The royals and johanna konta, tidy flaps mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 They're fucking everywhere, lately! You can't take five steps anywhere without one of these cud chewing cunts offending your personal space. In queue for a coffee, they'll be there; fueling up at the petrol station? You can count on one, at least....taking the wife lingerie shopping? Fuck help you, the disgusting and lonely bastards will scurry from under the woodwork just in hopes of being seen and not having rocks thrown at them...as if the stones wouldn't be doing them a huge fucking favour...stupid cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Bugs Bunny was an absolute cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bugs Bunny was an absolute cunt. Comedy gold! Up your game, you useless cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 16 hours ago, southerncunt said: So, the stereotypical English Vicar then? A stereotypical Australian vicar will be at A&E having some sort of hopping rodent removed from his arse.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: A stereotypical Australian vicar will be at A&E having some sort of hopping rodent removed from his arse.... lol. Fuck off. Marsupial, not rodent. Have you been up the The Roaches today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Up your game, you useless cunt. I was about to post a George Formby reference, but this scathing critique has made me think better of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 People have got buck teeth through too much sucking. Try and imagine how many cocks Janet Street Porter has sucked to get those gnashers of hers, now try and imagine her sucking your cock without crossing your legs and grimacing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Janet street porters a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 Tra la la, La la la la, Tra la la, La la la la. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I was about to post a George Formby reference, but this scathing critique has made me think better of it. you seem less active of late CB. Do you have a new hobby? Possibly one than involves a shovel? Tra la la etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: you seem less active of late CB. Do you have a new hobby? Possibly one than involves a shovel? Tra la la etc. It’s recently been pointed out that you’re a no-good, filthy little grassing shit weasel, ratty. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: Tra la la, La la la la, Tra la la, La la la la. Cunts. Banana Splits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU#t=1m Spending warm summer days indoors Writing frightening verse To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: People have got buck teeth through too much sucking. Try and imagine how many cocks Janet Street Porter has sucked to get those gnashers of hers, now try and imagine her sucking your cock without crossing your legs and grimacing. Fucking hell, Drew, I could have lived the rest of my life happily without that image! You rotten cunt, I'll get you for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Banana Splits? No. It's these knickers. They're a bit.....oh sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 On 08/11/2017 at 5:48 AM, ratcum said: you seem less active of late CB. Do you have a new hobby? Possibly one than involves a shovel? Tra la la etc. Yes, I'm on an extended tour of dive sites in the Middle & Far East, so I'll be sporadic at best for the next few weeks. On a semi-related note I've just been up the Burj Khalifa (fnaar fnaar) and I am sad to report that the curvature of the Earth was not visible. Don't tell @Fender777 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 Brett Lee - he was another one who could chew an apple through a letterbox You learn 'em Applescruff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 ANOTHER ONE! Ffs, this one was ginger with huge fucking ears, too! I usually do not like the analogy of baby seal beating, but this fucker was over deserving of such a gruesome demise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, I'm on an extended tour of dive sites in the Middle & Far East, so I'll be sporadic at best for the next few weeks. On a semi-related note I've just been up the Burj Al Khalifa (fnaar fnaar) and I am sad to report that the curvature of the Earth was not visible. Don't tell @Fender777 Bollocks. Next you’ll be telling us you’re not Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, I'm on an extended tour of dive sites in the Middle & Far East, so I'll be sporadic at best for the next few weeks. On a semi-related note I've just been up the Burj Al Khalifa (fnaar fnaar) and I am sad to report that the curvature of the Earth was not visible. Don't tell @Fender777 Yes, but was your view wide enough? Some idiots make the mistake of not having a wide enough view, and it’s the width that’s vital if you wish to witness the phenomenon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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