Guest Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 I'm sitting here trying to take a nice peaceful shit, but a bunch of cunts can't get over their obsession with loud noises and sparkly lights - thick autistic cunts. Think I'll move to Syria so I don't have to put up with this fucking racket. It's probably fairly quiet now half the population is either dead or residing in a 3 bedroom detached in Hammersmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: I'm sitting here trying to take a nice peaceful shit, but a bunch of cunts can't get over their obsession with loud noises and sparkly lights - thick autistic cunts. Think I'll move to Syria so I don't have to put up with this fucking racket. It's probably fairly quiet now half the population is either dead or residing in a 3 bedroom detached in Hammersmith. It’s bonfire night. This is what happens. Every year. Since before you were born. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: I'm sitting here trying to take a nice peaceful shit, but a bunch of cunts can't get over their obsession with loud noises and sparkly lights - thick autistic cunts. Think I'll move to Syria so I don't have to put up with this fucking racket. It's probably fairly quiet now half the population is either dead or residing in a 3 bedroom detached in Hammersmith. Awful nomination. Akin to a stupid cunt moving next door to The Ministry of Sound and then complaining about the noise. Fuck off and stop whingeing about our God given right to celebrate the torturing and death of 17th century left footers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Awful nomination. Akin to a stupid cunt moving next door to The Ministry of Sound and then complaining about the noise. Fuck off and stop whingeing about our God given right to celebrate the torturing and death of 17th century left footers. It’s tantamount to nominating cunts who eat Christmas dinner - on Christmas Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s tantamount to nominating cunts who eat Christmas dinner - on Christmas Day. Or a stupid fucking wanker who acts with complete incredulity when confronted with the fact that driving within London isn't the sort of ambling cruise enjoyed by the likes of Toad of Toad Hall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Awful nomination. Akin to a stupid cunt moving next door to The Ministry of Sound and then complaining about the noise. Fuck off and stop whingeing about our God given right to celebrate the torturing and death of 17th century left footers. You mean celebrating some bloke that got caught trying to blow up parliament. He failed but still cunts celebrate the day even though they have no idea why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: You mean celebrating some bloke that got caught trying to blow up parliament. He failed but still cunts celebrate the day even though they have no idea why. As a brain dead garden variety of patriot, I imagine this enrages you no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 15 hours ago, Ape said: It’s bonfire night. This is what happens. Every year. Since before you were born. Fuck off. No it’s not, bonfire night is tonight you thick, deformed bat uterus. Today is November 5th. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: As a brain dead garden variety of patriot, I imagine this enrages you no end. Now you’re back from your ban which I instigated, I’ll be keeping an eye on the content of your posts. Even the merest of transgressions will be reported...... Lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: No it’s not, bonfire night is tonight you thick, deformed bat uterus. Today is November 5th. lol. Fuck off. nice turn of phrase Punk! Colourful insults are the profanities of choice for today's intellectual cad about town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 51 minutes ago, Snatch said: You mean celebrating some bloke that got caught trying to blow up parliament. He failed but still cunts celebrate the day even though they have no idea why. All these years Snacho and I hadn't realised Bommie Night had anything to do with bastard Catholics! BBC's "Gunpowder" has however put me straight on this and I've since watched its torture and execution scenes over and over. Fuck, I've even throttled the old splooge cannon a few times. Imagine if someone got Catholicism and an evil degenerate suppressive cult based on a distorted pack of lies mixed up? Skippity japes eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: As a brain dead garden variety of patriot, I imagine this enrages you no end. Why should it. I couldn't give a fuck either way if idiots want to waste their money. How much do you spend each year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 22 minutes ago, Snatch said: Why should it. I couldn't give a fuck either way if idiots want to waste their money. How much do you spend each year? Nothing wrong with tradition Snitch, celebrating the fact that the king was not assassinated by the Catholic scum is not a waste of money . A waste of money is the Americanism of 'traditions' such as trick or treat or prom for school leavers. Chavs getting collected from their council house in a 30 foot limousine, then eating beans on toast for the following month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: No it’s not, bonfire night is tonight you thick, deformed bat uterus. Today is November 5th. lol. Fuck off. It’s widely accepted that people will celebrate bonfire night over a number of days, depending on which day November 5th falls on. Only a complete wanker would feel the need to point when November 5th is, and that wanker is you. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Nothing wrong with tradition Snitch, celebrating the fact that the king was not assassinated by the Catholic scum is not a waste of money . A waste of money is the Americanism of 'traditions' such as trick or treat or prom for school leavers. Chavs getting collected from their council house in a 30 foot limousine, then eating beans on toast for the following month. Chavs tend to waste tax payers money on such shit being the unemployable wankers they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 Ban the fucking things,its only chavs that buy the cunting things anyway.Punkers loves a rocket up the arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: It’s widely accepted that people will celebrate bonfire night over a number of days, depending on which day November 5th falls on. Only a complete wanker would feel the need to point when November 5th is, and that wanker is you. lol. Fuck off. Utter bullshit. Tonight is bonfire night because it’s November the 5th. It’s not widely accepted to have Christmas day on 24th of December or the 26th and only a possessed wanker would think that is the acceptable practice.The same applies to bonfire night. You stated bonfire night was yesterday.....which it wasn’t. Perhaps you think that Boxing Day is on the 4th of July you spastic wanker. lol, Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Utter bullshit. Tonight is bonfire night because it’s November the 5th. It’s not widely accepted to have Christmas day on 24th of December or the 26th and only a possessed wanker would think that is the acceptable practice.The same applies to bonfire night. You stated bonfire night was yesterday.....which it wasn’t. Perhaps you think that Boxing Day is on the 4th of July you spastic wanker. lol, Cretin. I’m fairly sure the more sentient members of CC understood my point. Now, I think it’s best for all concerned if you fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m fairly sure the more sentient members of CC understood my point. Now, I think it’s best for all concerned if you fuck off. It would be better for all concerned if you were thrown onto a blazing bonfire tonight ( Nov 5th bonfire night) Instead of tomorrow (not bonfire night). Perhaps you think Good Friday is on a Thursday or Shrove Tuesday is on a Sunday.you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: It would be better for all concerned if you were thrown onto a blazing bonfire tonight ( Nov 5th bonfire night) Instead of tomorrow (not bonfire night). Perhaps you think Good Friday is on a Thursday or Shrove Tuesday is on a Sunday.you thick cunt. Reported for promoting violence on another member, oh and for being a poof too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 I'm sitting in bed at 12:50 on a Monday morning and can still hear fireworks going off. Who the fuck let's fireworks off at 12:50 on a Monday morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sitting in bed at 12:50 on a Monday morning and can still hear fireworks going off. Who the fuck let's fireworks off at 12:50 on a Monday morning? Students, chavs and pikeys, whoops sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Students, chavs and pikeys, whoops sorry. Fuck off, how dare you insult me. I'm not a student😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm sitting in bed at 12:50 on a Monday morning and can still hear fireworks going off. Who the fuck let's fireworks off at 12:50 on a Monday morning? Are you in Torquay? .. if that was the banger that I let off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 11/4/2017 at 3:26 PM, Admiral Cuntblaster said: I'm sitting here trying to take a nice peaceful shit, but a bunch of cunts can't get over their obsession with loud noises and sparkly lights - thick autistic cunts. Think I'll move to Syria so I don't have to put up with this fucking racket. It's probably fairly quiet now half the population is either dead or residing in a 3 bedroom detached in Hammersmith. Pile of fucking shit! Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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