Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I got stuck on the motorway to Bristol for 5 hours on the weekend, because some poor pillock got crashed into by an ever bigger pillock and had to be airlifted to hospital. Picture the scene. Tailbacks for 10 miles solid, brake lights glistening in the rain as far as the eye can see. Then people start to be giant bellends. Shell-suited up remedial cunts wandering the carriageways smoking baseball bat sized spliffs, happy hardcore echoing down the M4 corridor. Uni lads playing rugby in the grass verge for attention from dopey Ford KA driving teenage cumbuckets. Unbelievably thick cunts doing their best to try and make up a few tenths of a furlongs at every opportunity, weaving in and out of lanes whenever there is movement, not realising how moronic and futile their efforts are. Fat truck drivers steaming down the hard shoulder, blocking the police and emergency services, and foreign tourists smashing their horn every 5 minutes like it might ever achieved anything. What is it about stationary traffic that makes it act as a great equaliser, forcing all types in society to sit together and turn into a bunch of unruly cretins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 38 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you roast badger or stew it ? lol. Why don't you shove your fucking cock up a badger and fucking see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: What have you done to help combat abuse ? Perhaps you’ve happily promoted abuse.... Reported. Nonced implied Bill up. @William T.D. Stickers, dispatch this fool this instant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's fucking brilliant the way they've given the stunt driver a polyester Kevin Keegan wig to make him look a bit like the Hasselhoff cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's fucking brilliant the way they've given the stunt driver a polyester Kevin Keegan wig to make him look a bit like the Hasselhoff cunt. Blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Blasphemy. Sorry. I just can't bring myself to forgive the cunt for believing his song 'Lookin' for Freedom' was instrumental in ending the Cold War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why don't you shove your fucking cock up a badger and fucking see. The Catholic faith doesn’t allow that. Did you have an arranged marriage to your cousin ? How does your cousin cook badger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The Catholic faith doesn’t allow that. Did you have an arranged marriage to your cousin ? How does your cousin cook badger? good old Punkape; like an annoying Indian summer only without the good weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Catholic faith doesn’t allow that. Did you have an arranged marriage to your cousin ? How does your cousin cook badger? You really are a thick, unoriginal berk aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Your infantile modus operandi is wearing very thin, although not as thin as your use of full stops. Other than weak, schoolyard name calling, you bring absolutely nothing to any thread on CC. You’re clearly a bit of a thickie. What's the matter Apey boy? , you really do churn out a load of moronic claptrap don't you? Like the vaping thread. I know you find it difficult but you should try to engage your rather primitive, simian brain before you try to post something you might regard as "relevant", you could start by taking elocution lessons so your long suffering work colleagues don't have to constantly complete sentences for you, you gibbering self-important nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 30 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: What's the matter Apey boy? , you really do churn out a load of moronic claptrap don't you? Like the vaping thread. I know you find it difficult but you should try to engage your rather primitive, simian brain before you try to post something you might regard as "relevant", you could start by taking elocution lessons so your long suffering work colleagues don't have to constantly complete sentences for you, you gibbering self-important nobody. You're in trouble now BDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 14 hours ago, Neil said: What sort of cunt goes to Bristol,you got everything you fucking deserved ......thus spake the oracle. Bristol is the shithole to top the fucking league of shitholes, one of only three places on the planet to which I have vowed never to return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. I just can't bring myself to forgive the cunt for believing his song 'Lookin' for Freedom' was instrumental in ending the Cold War. What? Keegan? I must admit I stopped listening to his body of pop work after 'Head Over Heels In Love' failed to register in the hit parade (not arf 'eh snot pickers!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 4 hours ago, scotty said: ......thus spake the oracle. Bristol is the shithole to top the fucking league of shitholes, one of only three places on the planet to which I have vowed never to return. What are the other two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, southerncunt said: What are the other two? The Combermere at Burleydam and The Gardeners Arms at Marbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 22 hours ago, Manky said: The longest straight bit of motorway in Britain is on the M5. I assume that you've ran out of toilet roll in your outhouse and have resorted to wiping your fat fucking arse with scraps of the AA road Atlas again. Keep your tarmac based trivia to yourself, you silly old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) 20 hours ago, Punkape said: The Catholic faith doesn’t allow that. Did you have an arranged marriage to your cousin ? How does your cousin cook badger? Punkers, when was your epiphany, when did you truly realise the existence of God in your life, and how did it you feel? So many questions, so little time left. Pray for Frank's salvation, cunt that he is. Edited October 25, 2017 by Witheredscrote unbelievers need not respond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, when was your epiphany, when did you truly realise the existence of God in your life, and how did it you feel? So many questions, so little time left. Pray for Frank's salvation, cunt that he is. Scrotes you spineless toad, entertain me - now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Scrotes you spineless toad, entertain me - now. @Witheredscrote Bubba has a valid point. Apart from a brief period of brilliance between the 23rd and 28th of November 2015, you've been absolutely fucking rubbish. Make me laugh by the end of the week or I'm coming to Limoges hospital to smother you with a fucking pillow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 50 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, when was your epiphany, when did you truly realise the existence of God in your life, and how did it you feel? So many questions, so little time left. Pray for Frank's salvation, cunt that he is. I don't believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 18 hours ago, southerncunt said: What are the other two? Hong-Kong and Iceland. Personal reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 hours ago, scotty said: Hong-Kong and Iceland. Personal reasons. AIDS and Peter Andre? Understood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 19 hours ago, Bubba C said: AIDS and Peter Andre? Understood. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 25/10/2017 at 7:21 PM, Witheredscrote said: Punkers, when was your epiphany, when did you truly realise the existence of God in your life, and how did it you feel? So many questions, so little time left. Pray for Frank's salvation, cunt that he is. I was brought up a Catholic as everyone should be. God is all around us. Let us pray. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: I was brought up a Catholic as everyone should be. God is all around us. Let us pray. I wish you had died in early childhood. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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