Bubba C Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 What the fuck is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Sticks and stones may break my bones. Calling me a northern monkey comes a distant second. Cockney wanker. (Best Viz character) Agreed, brilliant Viz character. "Shirl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed, brilliant Viz character. "Shirl!" Viz was at its best 15 years ago. It's mediocre at best now. Not worth shoving under my cardigan in Sainsbury's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Viz was at its best 15 years ago. It's mediocre at best now. Not worth shoving under my cardigan in Sainsbury's. I was thinking more like 25 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Did being a veggie cause his defeat? officially it was Judeo-Bolshevism, but lettuce was never going to take out a T34 was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's why he was shit at winning the war. Mine are clones, I got them from a Brazilian scientist named Jose Mengelos. that's okay then Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Presumably any of you fuckers who own a leaf blower have finally realised what a bunch of superannuated chodes you are? fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: Presumably any of you fuckers who own a leaf blower have finally realised what a bunch of superannuated chodes you are? fuck off Ratty, can I just say, I've never liked people who own leaf blowers? They strike me as the sort who remove the wax casing from Babybel cheeses and spend at least 30 seconds grinning because it looks like Pacman. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, can I just say, I've never liked people who own leaf blowers? They strike me as the sort who remove the wax casing from Babybel cheeses and spend at least 30 seconds grinning because it looks like Pacman. Cunts. they are filth, lower than inner shell electrons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: they are filth, lower than inner shell electrons I hate all fucking leptons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I hate all fucking leptons. splitters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hate all fucking leptons. Well, at least Quarks try and get on with other Quarks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 15 October 2017 at 7:37 PM, Back door specialist said: He will never change his job, he loves watching the compactor in action. His shite-compactor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: officially it was Judeo-Bolshevism, but lettuce was never going to take out a T34 was it? What about a Tommy Cooker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, can I just say, I've never liked people who own leaf blowers? They strike me as the sort who remove the wax casing from Babybel cheeses and spend at least 30 seconds grinning because it looks like Pacman. Cunts. Babybel? Huh! I've more class. Dairylea cheese spread for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 Anyway, a friend of mine has a Ho Chi Minh that makes great pies. However, she had to ban him from attending residents association meetings because it always insisted on chairing all the committees saying things like "It's the storm that is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show their strength and stability". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Anyway, a friend of mine has a Ho Chi Minh that makes great pies. However, she had to ban him from attending residents association meetings because it always insisted on chairing all the committees saying things like "It's the storm that is a good opportunity for the pine and the cypress to show their strength and stability". Yeh, well my brother has a Pol Pot in mint condition. It even has the original red scarf. Only problem is that when left alone in a field, it starts killing people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, well my brother has a Pol Pot in mint condition. It even has the original red scarf. Only problem is that when left alone in a field, it starts killing people. I left Jordan in Madame Tussaud's. 5 years later we still can't figure out which is the real one, but a clue might be that one Harvey keeps coming out with Ben Stokes impersonations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 46 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, well my brother has a Pol Pot in mint condition. It even has the original red scarf. Only problem is that when left alone in a field, it starts killing people. I had to have my Idi Amin put to sleep, he was a biter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yeh, well my brother has a Pol Pot in mint condition. It even has the original red scarf. Only problem is that when left alone in a field, it starts killing people. Useful if you've got travellers occupying your local beauty spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Useful if you've got travellers occupying your local beauty spot. I wouldn't want pikeys camping on my melanocytic nevus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I wouldn't want pikeys camping on my melanocytic nevus. You know, you nearly fucking had me then. I thought "what's he on about" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 16 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about a Tommy Cooker? Nah! Haven't got room for a bloke in a fez saying "just like that" all day. Oops sorry. Misread that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 17, 2017 Report Share Posted October 17, 2017 On 16/10/2017 at 11:31 AM, Eric Cuntman said: That's why he was shit at winning the war. Mine are clones, I got them from a Brazilian scientist named Jose Mengelos. Isn't he that arrogant football manager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 15/10/2017 at 7:35 PM, Punkape said: Can someone translate this shit. On second thoughts don’t bother.... lol. Fuck off. They looked I. Your box and thought - he needs help... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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