Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Miserable cunt. Not sure how feeling a subject like Grenfell is inappropriate equates to being miserable, but since you’re supposedly French, being miserable is probably the norm for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Not sure how feeling a subject like Grenfell is inappropriate equates to being miserable, but since you’re supposedly French, being miserable is probably the norm for you. Have you seen French art house cinema? 80 minutes of a man sitting on a wooden chair, staring at a tree through a window. No wonder they're fucking miserable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you seen French art house cinema? 80 minutes of a man sitting on a wooden chair, staring at a tree through a window. No wonder they're fucking miserable. I’d rather drill holes in my face with a DeWalt 18V cordless drill and 22mm spade bit, than watch anything French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Miserable cunt. I’ve always preferred genocide humour...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve always preferred genocide humour...... Belsen was a gas... lol fuck right off out of it, mr shit jabber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Belsen was a gas... lol fuck right off out of it, mr shit jabber! Can I tickle your Tutsi Mr Hutu ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: I’d rather drill holes in my face with a DeWalt 18V cordless drill and 22mm spade bit, than watch anything French. You remind me of Jesus Apeman; he suffered so the rest of didn't have to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: You remind me of Jesus Apeman; he suffered so the rest of didn't have to Except Jesus was a Makita man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Except Jesus was a Makita man. Wolf made the best power tools, what the fuck happened to them? My Wolf 4 inch angle grinder is still going after 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Except Jesus was a Makita man. If the truth be known Jesus was actually not that good at carpentry game regardless of which power tools he favoured....people would order their new kitchens or built in wardrobes but rarely did the order get fulfilled in time, he was always disappearing into the wilderness for forty days and forty nights or running around doing his itinerant preaching. He did knock out a cracking un-planed crucifix which required very little skill or time. Did quite a bit of contract work for the romans I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wolf made the best power tools, what the fuck happened to them? My Wolf 4 inch angle grinder is still going after 25 years. I hear there's moves to reintroduce them in the Scottish Highlands Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 35 minutes ago, Ape said: Except Jesus was a Makita man. and these days we see the likes of Top Cat and Shaggy and Scooby prostituting themselves for money. Is nothing sacred? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hear there's moves to reintroduce them in the Scottish Highlands Authoritah About time. Hopefully it will control the numbers of wild gingers (Russicus Abbotus) Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: and these days we see the likes of Top Cat and Shaggy and Scooby prostituting themselves for money. Is nothing sacred? Top Cat is a bit of a cunt to be honest. As for Scooby and Shaggy - they’re a pair of spaced out hippies. Now this guy, Mr Salad Fingers, is solid: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Miserable cunt. There will not be a send off, A funeral or mass, Just a pathetic little vodka, From a dirty little glass. To the world's greatest cunt, From the oldest swinger in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I hear there's moves to reintroduce them in the Scottish Highlands Authoritah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Top Cat is a bit of a cunt to be honest. As for Scooby and Shaggy - they’re a pair of spaced out hippies. Now this guy, Mr Salad Fingers, is solid: Rat Junior introduced me to this cove, thinking I'd commit suicide and he'd get all the money. Cheeky git Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: There will not be a send off, A funeral or mass, Just a pathetic little vodka, From a dirty little glass. To the world's greatest cunt, From the oldest swinger in town. Pretentious drivel from a sad little man. I ready sense you're on brink of another meltdown/ban. Side with me and I'll try to look after you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eric Cuntman reacted to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 10 minutes ago, Ape said: Top Cat is a bit of a cunt to be honest. As for Scooby and Shaggy - they’re a pair of spaced out hippies. Now this guy, Mr Salad Fingers, is solid: You and that Ratcum are proper fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You and that Ratcum are proper fucked up! I was introduced to Salad Fingers by an Apelet, and despite its strangeness, I find it fascinating. What fascinates me is the mind that conceived the idea in the first place. Proper fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I was introduced to Salad Fingers by an Apelet, and despite its strangeness, I find it fascinating. What fascinates me is the mind that conceived the idea in the first place. Proper fucked. Yes, you cunt! You've got me at it now, I just watched episode 2 "I like it when the red water comes out". More fucking shit I'm going to end up watching because of someone on here. Like 'Trailer Park Boys'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, you cunt! You've got me at it now, I just watched episode 2 "I like it when the red water comes out". More fucking shit I'm going to end up watching because of someone on here. Like 'Trailer Park Boys'. Zombie Gnome Ass Fuckers anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, you cunt! You've got me at it now, I just watched episode 2 "I like it when the red water comes out". More fucking shit I'm going to end up watching because of someone on here. Like 'Trailer Park Boys'. Keep watching - it gets even worse. Right at the end of the last episode, he gives a head massage to a gangling poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: You remind me of Jesus Apeman; he suffered so the rest of didn't have to If Ape wants us to stop suffering, he should stop posting forthwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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