Jiggerycock Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: No it isn't. It just wasn't a true moment of comic genius that's all. Fuck me sideways Alfie it's hard to hit your sweet spot! It has the obligatory cunts corner nod towards our heemasex friends (albeit not the usual outright homophobia that folks go in for). As Bawsy points out, it just falls the right side of Tim Vine twee wordsmithery. It's short, 'cos I know you cunts have the attention span of an Alzheimer's patient. Okay, I'll try harder - but watch it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: I know. Shades of Chaucer or JD Salinger in my jottings. Pure literature. Unadulterated wordsmanship. Total bollocks. I was reading some Chomsky last night... ...total cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was reading some Chomsky last night... ...total cunt That is the name of my dog's dogmeat. Why do you read dogmeat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: We are the Northern Powerhouse and he is a treacherous dick. Who, in their right mind, could possibly abandon this green and pleasant land. The fucking muslims, for starters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I was reading some Chomsky last night... ...total cunt There's some merit to transformational grammar, but everything else he ever wrote, said, thought or did, was complete and utter toss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: More of them than your imaginary Range Rovers. But not as many as he can get in his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: That is the name of my dog's dogmeat. Why do you read dogmeat? no one reads tea leaves anymore Mank, so I'm trying dog food. Some Winalot enabled me to predict Roger Moore's death 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: There's some merit to transformational grammar, but everything else he ever wrote, said, thought or did, was complete and utter toss. he was a dirty sausage and a bad monkey all at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Who cares what they do with their little area ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 On 04/10/2017 at 11:31 AM, Lady Penelope said: So the Cat Nationalists decided to hold a referendum on independence from Spain. The reality was that the vote would most likely have been lost by ratio of 60/40. So all the Spanish government needed to do was to stand idly by and watch and regardless of the result independence would have been a long drawn out process. The Cat nationalists are in truth delusional (just like the SNP) in that the "independence" would not have been for real as it was "to become an independent country within the EU". So what did the stupid Spanish cunts do but to play into the hands of th Cat nationalists by using heavy handed tactics and send in their storm troopers to disrupt the vote and the end result is that 40% of the Cat population still managed to vote(doubtless the ones determined upon independence) and the result was 90% voting in favour of this delusional independence. Stupid cunts all round! I think we can all recognise and appreciate the Catalonian wanting a vote out of Spain. After all they did fight a civil war over it only a few decades back and basque separatist were car bombing and killing people like the IRA were back in the 1970s and 80s. This is way more of a recent issue than say the Irish crapping on about the battle of the boys in fucking 1300s or Scotland wanting independence because they have all watched an 11th centuary Australian cunt with a blue face tell them they should have their freedom. We had our vote and got independence. Lithuania, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Bosnia, Moldova, etc etc have all gone this route over the past few years in my lifetime they did not exist. Fuck it, if some Catalans want to be independent and Barcelona want to play in the premier league, I say yes. But if those Scottish cunts want to have Celtic and Rangers join, they can fuck off into the vanaramma league were they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 10 hours ago, FU Humanity said: Who cares what they do with their little area ? Yeah, indeed, Lena or Mia or whatever you call yourself these days. I did wonder if it was you when you registered but now I'm 100% sure, so bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 23 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, indeed, Lena or Mia or whatever you call yourself these days. I did wonder if it was you when you registered but now I'm 100% sure, so bye. @Cuntybaws Another ghost from CCs past outed and destroyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: @Cuntybaws Moi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 The Catalonia debacle is basically cunts squared. First of all the Catalonians are cunts for pulling a referendum out of thin air. Any cunt can do that, but it doesn''t make it valid. Then the Brexitards here, who believe the police brutality during the voting is somehow evidence of how tough and totalitarian the EU state is (and therefore we made the right decision), are utter cunts for cashing in on their issue. The Scottish nationalists desperate to draw parallels are also cunts. The Catelonians are snobby Spanish (like any bit of that desperate impoverished sand pit of a country is any better than any other bit) and therefore delusional cunts. The Spanish are cunts anyway. They are basically shit Italians, with shit food (gristle and raw garlic in 100 different varieties), high maintenance women with too much body hair, and a national penchant for senseless animal cruelty and all that fucking lisping. And for some reason they all love Pink Floyd and shitty '80s thrash metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 33 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The Catalonia debacle is basically cunts squared. First of all the Catalonians are cunts for pulling a referendum out of thin air. Any cunt can do that, but it doesn''t make it valid. Then the Brexitards here, who believe the police brutality during the voting is somehow evidence of how tough and totalitarian the EU state is (and therefore we made the right decision), are utter cunts for cashing in on their issue. The Scottish nationalists desperate to draw parallels are also cunts. The Catelonians are snobby Spanish (like any bit of that desperate impoverished sand pit of a country is any better than any other bit) and therefore delusional cunts. The Spanish are cunts anyway. They are basically shit Italians, with shit food (gristle and raw garlic in 100 different varieties), high maintenance women with too much body hair, and a national penchant for senseless animal cruelty and all that fucking lisping. And for some reason they all love Pink Floyd and shitty '80s thrash metal. And let's not forget, the Spanish also gave the world Hispanic criminals. A bunch of utter fucking cunts, littered up and down north and South America, riding around in old Cadillacs with bouncy airbag suspension, wearing shirts with only the top button fastened, hairnets, and murdering indiscriminately whilst claiming to be devout followers of Jesus and maintaining an unhealthy interest in their mothers and sisters. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 On 05/10/2017 at 11:40 AM, ratcum said: I was reading some Chomsky last night... ...total cunt On 05/10/2017 at 12:13 PM, Manky said: That is the name of my dog's dogmeat. Why do you read dogmeat? Manky, where the fuck do you buy Total Cunt dogmeat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 36 minutes ago, scotty said: Manky, where the fuck do you buy Total Cunt dogmeat? I hate to say it, but this is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 9 hours ago, scotty said: Manky, where the fuck do you buy Total Cunt dogmeat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 10 hours ago, scotty said: Manky, where the fuck do you buy Total Cunt dogmeat? 'Total cunt dogmeat 4U' of course. If they have none, 'Marks and total cunt dogmeat and Spencers'. I thought you would have known that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 22 hours ago, scotty said: Manky, where the fuck do you buy Total Cunt dogmeat? Dogalonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 So they have declared independence........but wait, it's not legitimate. Where the fuck does abiding by the law come into having a revolution. Stinks of a stitch up. In mitigation, the Spicks are novices at this democracy caper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, The Beast said: So they have declared independence........but wait, it's not legitimate. Where the fuck does abiding by the law come into having a revolution. Stinks of a stitch up. In mitigation, the Spicks are novices at this democracy caper. I have long thought that there should always be a "Fucked if I know" option on all ballot paper's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 On 11/10/2017 at 10:07, The Beast said: So they have declared independence........but wait, it's not legitimate. Where the fuck does abiding by the law come into having a revolution. Stinks of a stitch up. In mitigation, the Spicks are novices at this democracy caper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 9 hours ago, The Beast said: So they have declared independence........but wait, it's not legitimate. Where the fuck does abiding by the law come into having a revolution. Stinks of a stitch up. In mitigation, the Spicks are novices at this democracy caper. Homage to Catalonia... homage? Homage? You’re all drunk, it’s disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 13 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Homage to Catalonia... homage? Homage? You’re all drunk, it’s disgusting! I maintain that Orwell didn't use the word "homage" in its usual sense, but as a thinly veiled homophobic attack on Spanish shirtlifters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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