Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. ...you're on fire tonight Ape. I don't know how you manage such original and witty come backs night after night. Hahaha. It wasn’t intended to be funny, you drunken wanker. I mean, how could I possibly hope to compete with someone as entertaining and witty as you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: It wasn’t intended to be funny, you drunken wanker. I mean, how could I possibly hope to compete with someone as entertaining and witty as you? Don't get disheartened though. You need to broaden your horizons and gain some life experiences rather than locking yourself in your bedroom with your Airfix kits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Don't get disheartened though. You need to broaden your horizons and gain some life experiences rather than locking yourself in your bedroom with your Airfix kits. Still better than liver failure. Have a drink - you’ve earned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 11 hours ago, The Beast said: I appreciate all things piss have been examined on these pages, but this particular cunt has happened to me twice this year. Safely tucked up in my wanking pit, snoring away, fat fucking neck wobbling, mouth breathing, dreaming about the relief of having a fucking Jimmy, only to wake up mid flow. I hope some of you hairy arsed cunts have suffered this indignity. What did your partner say when he woke up next to a puddle of piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What did your partner say when he woke up next to a puddle of piss? HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. ...you're on fire tonight Drew. I don't know how you manage such original and witty comments night after night. Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. ...you're on fire tonight Drew. I don't know how you manage such original and witty comments night after night. Hahaha. Give me a Like then you tight cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 12 hours ago, The Beast said: I appreciate all things piss have been examined on these pages, but this particular cunt has happened to me twice this year. Safely tucked up in my wanking pit, snoring away, fat fucking neck wobbling, mouth breathing, dreaming about the relief of having a fucking Jimmy, only to wake up mid flow. I hope some of you hairy arsed cunts have suffered this indignity. Relax. Sleep with Bill or Decimus. They are used to taking the piss, regularly. Close proximity is not advised. Do keep us updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say, I don't normally respond to your plagiarised wittering. No fuck it....... I can't be bothered. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say, I don't normally respond to your plagiarised wittering. No fuck it....... I can't be bothered. Double Idiot. Edited October 3, 2017 by Bubba C Poor capital investment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 What is worse is dreaming that you are having a shit and waking up to find that you are actually Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 14 hours ago, The Beast said: I appreciate all things piss have been examined on these pages, but this particular cunt has happened to me twice this year. Safely tucked up in my wanking pit, snoring away, fat fucking neck wobbling, mouth breathing, dreaming about the relief of having a fucking Jimmy, only to wake up mid flow. I hope some of you hairy arsed cunts have suffered this indignity. Have you read the book.... “Rusty Bedsprings”. by I.P. Knightly. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Better than dreaming about laying eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 If you dreamt that you were having a wank, then woke up to find you were shagging Carol Vorderman, would it be good or bad? I can't decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If you dreamt that you were having a wank, then woke up to find you were shagging Carol Vorderman, would it be good or bad? I can't decide. That might depend whether or not you had her consent..... Probably not in your case...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If you dreamt that you were having a wank, then woke up to find you were shagging Carol Vorderman, would it be good or bad? I can't decide. If as I've always suspected, she's called Carol Vodafone, then you've actually shagged a mobile. Insert other media Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 8 hours ago, Spanky said: What is worse is dreaming that you are having a shit and waking up to find that you are actually Stubby. Let's hope for a very long sleep for you, one you never wake up from. What actually is your raison d'être? You bring nothing at all to the party, it's almost like you're under orders or have a split personality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 On 03/10/2017 at 8:42 AM, The Beast said: I appreciate all things piss have been examined on these pages, but this particular cunt has happened to me twice this year. Safely tucked up in my wanking pit, snoring away, fat fucking neck wobbling, mouth breathing, dreaming about the relief of having a fucking Jimmy, only to wake up mid flow. I hope some of you hairy arsed cunts have suffered this indignity. Actually its your punishment for grassing the grass Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Actually its your punishment for grassing the grass Stubby. Shut up you silly old bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Has anyone seen a less relevant inter-member fight than Ape vs Drew? Like the sound of an air con unit, it very quick becomes background noise. The two school nerds pinching each other's kankles and muffin tops whilst everyone else gets on with business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Has anyone seen a less relevant inter-member fight than Ape vs Drew? Like the sound of an air con unit, it very quick becomes background noise. The two school nerds pinching each other's kankles and muffin tops whilst everyone else gets on with business. But you couldn’t just ignore it, could you? It’s a great comment - well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 9 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Has anyone seen a less relevant inter-member fight than Ape vs Drew? Like the sound of an air con unit, it very quick becomes background noise. The two school nerds pinching each other's kankles and muffin tops whilst everyone else gets on with business. Has anyone come across a more irrelevant member of this bullshit forum than you young William? Your burning ambition to become top dog is floundering. I tire of the role and saw a newbie like yourself as a worthy successor. But alas... You're just a dog turd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Has anyone come across a more irrelevant member of this bullshit forum than you young William? Your burning ambition to become top dog is floundering. I tire of the role and saw a newbie like yourself as a worthy successor. But alas... You're just a dog turd And it's taken this long for this glaringly obvious fact to finally permeate your thick skull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Back door specialist said: And it's taken this long for this glaringly obvious fact to finally permeate your thick skull? Fuck off, this is between me a billy. We're not the best of mates but one thing we agree on is that you're a weapons grade fuckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off, this is between me a billy. We're not the best of mates but one thing we agree on is that you're a weapons grade fuckwit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Is that the face you make when a fellow specialist enters your back door? Sickening faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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