and Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 At least 50 people have been killed and another 200 have been injured in a mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert. A gunman, named as 64-year-old Stephen Paddock, opened fire from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Hotel toward an open-air Cuntry music festival. FFS, what is the world coming to? I'm no fan of Cuntry music, and it looks well gay if Johnny boy is anything to go by, but to massacre a bunch of cow-pokers for enjoying a bit of a sing song while dressed in their finest Village People gear is going a bit too far if you ask me. He could've politely asked Travolta to turn the fucking noise down a touch before deciding to open fire with his AK47, what a selfish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 I hear if you play a country music record backwards the fone will ring..the truck will start and the dog will come home. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Maah life is going round in circles since maah Daddy nailed mahh foot to the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, r-soles said: At least 50 people have been killed and another 200 have been injured in a mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert. A gunman, named as 64-year-old Stephen Paddock, opened fire from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Hotel toward an open-air Cuntry music festival. FFS, what is the world coming to? I'm no fan of Cuntry music, and it looks well gay if Johnny boy is anything to go by, but to massacre a bunch of cow-pokers for enjoying a bit of a sing song while dressed in their finest Village People gear, is going a bit too far if you ask me. He could've politely asked John Travolta to turn the fucking noise down a touch, before deciding to open fire with his AK47, what a selfish cunt. Lucille probably picked a fine time to leave him....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Too many loonies with easy access to high powered guns equals dead cunts. Not the first time and not the last. Hillbilly cunts won't surrender their arms. The show must go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 You know when these cunts all do that line dancing thing to Billy-Ray Cyrus? Do you think yer man Paddock's last wish was to go out, playing a giant game of Human Space Invaders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 The name Paddock doesn't conjure up images of sand and goats bottoms. Have they spelt it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 It's at times like these when I'm reminded of the terrible tragedy of the Dunblane massacre, where Andy Murray unfortunately escaped being shot fucking dead. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Was it before the concert? In which case he's done them all a favour. Fucking redneck gamblers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It's at times like these when I'm reminded of the terrible tragedy of the Dunblane massacre, where Andy Murray unfortunately escaped being shot fucking dead. I'd say "Never Forget", but it's not like we have any fucking choice, really. HE'S ARE HEROE. Plus, any self-respecting kid who goes to shoot up a school goes for popular, good-looking ones; not the gangly drooling fuckwits who excel at mundane shit like fucking tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 On the plus side, Jason Aldean will now be able to compose some really fucking sad songs to add to his repertoire before he plays the Manchester Arena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, Jason Aldean will now be able to compose some really fucking sad songs to add to his repertoire before he plays the Manchester Arena. Fuckng hillbilly in my 'hood. To the barricades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Load and lock Marion Morrison was a cunt... in the line-learning department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 30,000 yanks die from gunshot each year so it's just the tip of the iceberg, and let's face it, most of the ones slotted are hick backwoods types of glock tottin' OGs so all is not bad. However, military weapons don't belong in civy hands. Good job he didn't have a GPMG or some grenades or there'd be several 100 dead mostly in small bits. Fucking stupid brain dead yanks, just a matter of time before this is trumped, no apologies for the pun because he's the tit who promised the sheep their M-16s 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 30,000 yanks die from gunshot each year so it's just the tip of the iceberg, and let's face it, most of the ones slotted are hick backwoods types of glock tottin' OGs so all is not bad. However, military weapons don't belong in civy hands. Good job he didn't have a GPMG or some grenades or there'd be several 100 dead mostly in small bits. Fucking stupid brain dead yanks, just a matter of time before this is trumped, no apologies for the pun because he's the tit who promised the sheep their M-16s Eric's just cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 I bet he was the coward of the county. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa......Ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 8 hours ago, r-soles said: At least 50 people have been killed and another 200 have been injured in a mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert. A gunman, named as 64-year-old Stephen Paddock, opened fire from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Hotel toward an open-air Cuntry music festival. FFS, what is the world coming to? I'm no fan of Cuntry music, and it looks well gay if Johnny boy is anything to go by, but to massacre a bunch of cow-pokers for enjoying a bit of a sing song while dressed in their finest Village People gear is going a bit too far if you ask me. He could've politely asked Travolta to turn the fucking noise down a touch before deciding to open fire with his AK47, what a selfish cunt. Big Steve .. Big bad Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: 30,000 yanks die from gunshot each year so it's just the tip of the iceberg, and let's face it, most of the ones slotted are hick backwoods types of glock tottin' OGs so all is not bad. However, military weapons don't belong in civy hands. Good job he didn't have a GPMG or some grenades or there'd be several 100 dead mostly in small bits. Fucking stupid brain dead yanks, just a matter of time before this is trumped, no apologies for the pun because he's the tit who promised the sheep their M-16s I enjoyed many years with a GPMG and the 7.62 'Bren' However after handling an MG42 (okay a Czech copy under license), I realised what shit I'd been using. A weapon still unmatched to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: I enjoyed many years with a GPMG and the 7.62 'Bren' However after handling an MG42 (okay a Czech copy under license), I realised what shit I'd been using. A weapon still unmatched to this day. Were you in the SAS ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: It's at times like these when I'm reminded of the terrible tragedy of the Dunblane massacre, where Andy Murray unfortunately escaped being shot fucking dead. The Dunblane shooter was a rogue scoutmaster..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The Dunblane shooter was a rogue scoutmaster..... Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Dunblane shooter was a rogue scoutmaster..... You're a rogue scoutmaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: It's at times like these when I'm reminded of the terrible tragedy of the Dunblane massacre, where Andy Murray unfortunately escaped being shot fucking dead. This is pretty good. Up there with "Congo". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 9 hours ago, r-soles said: At least 50 people have been killed and another 200 have been injured in a mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert. A gunman, named as 64-year-old Stephen Paddock, opened fire from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Hotel toward an open-air Cuntry music festival. FFS, what is the world coming to? I'm no fan of Cuntry music, and it looks well gay if Johnny boy is anything to go by, but to massacre a bunch of cow-pokers for enjoying a bit of a sing song while dressed in their finest Village People gear is going a bit too far if you ask me. He could've politely asked Travolta to turn the fucking noise down a touch before deciding to open fire with his AK47, what a selfish cunt. My cock fucking stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: Were you in the SAS ? You were in the Special Arse Service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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