Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off. Punk I'm wearing the most ridiculous, oversized, Bluetooth headphones you could ever imagine. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 I’m certain this is repeat bollocks. You’re a tiresome, repetitive fucking wanker. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Punk I'm wearing the most ridiculous, oversized, Bluetooth headphones you could ever imagine. What do you think about that? You must look like a giant bluebottle as well as having them buzzing around your flies.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m certain this is repeat bollocks. You’re a tiresome, repetitive fucking wanker. Fuck off. I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. Then you will drive home over the limit I take it? I will have a police car waiting outside the dogging site where you park your Lada. You had better talk to your imaginary friend in its big house first, won't it get angry if you don't massage its ego on a Sunday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off. Have you been to your usual Sunday morning Mass bumming session? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. Lunch under canvas punkers ?..enjoy it..don't be minding the haters Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. Pen has a point there punkers. It's Sunday morning, why aren't you at church you fucking heathen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 2 hours ago, scotty said: Pen has a point there punkers. It's Sunday morning, why aren't you at church you fucking heathen? He hasn't set foot in a church since Father O'Grady taught him how to reach the high C, while performing with the choir, by stretching his anus to unfathomable extremes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. Golf club = krazy golf course on Blackpool prom Sunday Lunch = beans on toast (overcooked) in his bedsit Claret = blood, extracted from the homophobic Millwall fans he winds up with his tales of derring do on the 10th hole (the one where you have to putt through the windmill) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm off to the golf club now then a huge fuck off Sunday lunch with loads of claret.... Fuck off lol. And after the claret, amyl nitrate and anal sex. We all know how your ‘club’ works. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: And after the claret, amyl nitrate and anal sex. We all know how your ‘club’ works. or anal claret after regular sex rat arsed in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: or anal claret after regular sex rat arsed in fact I’m struggling to imagine Punkape doing anything that could be described as ‘regular’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I’m struggling to imagine Punkape doing anything that could be described as ‘regular’. Perhaps when he was younger... I imagine he needs something larger to satisfy himself after so many years of being stretched out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Punkape said: Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off. Fuck off. This is also a shite nom, really atrocious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Perhaps when he was younger... I imagine he needs something larger to satisfy himself after so many years of being stretched out. like a tarpaulin? Well at a stretch anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: like a tarpaulin? Well at a stretch anyway I was thinking more like the rubber sleeve that fits around the shaft of a jackhammer to keep it lubricated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I was thinking more like the rubber sleeve that fits around the shaft of a jackhammer to keep it lubricated. oh gosh perish the thought Kill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 17 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: on the 10th hole (the one where you have to putt through the windmill) ....or Colin McCraes crashed helicopter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 On 01/10/2017 at 10:34 AM, Ape said: I’m certain this is repeat bollocks. You’re a tiresome, repetitive fucking wanker. Fuck off. A gyrocopter flew over one of the golf courses I was playing on last week Ape. Do you build models of those ? Are you as peculiar as the German model maker in the Flight of the Phoenix ? lol. Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 On 01/10/2017 at 10:47 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Then you will drive home over the limit I take it? I will have a police car waiting outside the dogging site where you park your Lada. You had better talk to your imaginary friend in its big house first, won't it get angry if you don't massage its ego on a Sunday? I don’t drive when I’m having a skinful but I generally drive when I have a few beers......It’s not illegal. For good measure go and fuck youself as well..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I don’t drive when I’m having a skinful but I generally drive when I have a few beers......It’s not illegal. For good measure go and fuck youself as well..... lol. A few beers would be over the limit, unless, as I suspected all along, you drink queer beer (i.e. under 5.5%). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 22 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off. This is also a shite nom, really atrocious. It’s going well....like most of my noms....fuck off Camel face.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 21 hours ago, ratcum said: oh gosh perish the thought Kill Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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