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Guest Back door specialist
1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Ooh I'm scared. 

Just having a laugh, I don't report anyone Gyp, I leave that for the school kids on here, I'm here to be a cunt and have a bit of fun  (at everyone else's expense of course)

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Guest Back door specialist
5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Twat

Could you expand on that just a little? it's hardly worth logging on for four letter responses........you know you're better than that, show me what you're made of

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23 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

All religious cretins think they are better than anyone else because they are smug, righteous and too lazy to look for the real truth. It is easier to con people than to get them to accept they have been conned. Kiddie fiddling con men.

Haven't you heard, alfie? There is no real truth. It simply doesn't exist so there's no point in looking for it.

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On 9/24/2017 at 3:30 AM, Back door specialist said:

I'm truly amazed you actually possess the capacity to arrive at any conclusion given that what's left of your medication-addled brain is degenerating rapidly.

You are a pointless, hand-wringing irrelevance, you probably spend your daylight hours staring vacantly out of your fly shit speckled windows at a world that really doesn’t care whether you're alive or dead, except for your Lithuanian caregiver/rent-boy who would be bitterly disappointed to lose the daily £2.50 you pay him for "extras".

When you die, no one will notice your passing, no one will mourn your death, when the stench of your rotting corpse becomes too much for your equally vacant-minded neighbours you will be shovelled into a body bag for disposal in an unmarked grave, no headstone, no epitaph, no visitors to your grave except for the occasional dog stopping to take a piss on it.

You refer to my "Outward hostility", which is laughable given that most posters on this forum are exactly that, you've also made reference to my parents, but, I'm not bothering to report you as this forum is most likely the only social interaction you get, apart from your Lithuanian care-giver/rent-boy of course.

Now, fuck off.

 

 

 

Most punters on this forum aren't up all hours of the day and night posting the utter shite you do!  

Rattled, clearly!  

You're done here.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 24 September 2017 at 8:30 AM, Back door specialist said:

I'm truly amazed you actually possess the capacity to arrive at any conclusion given that what's left of your medication-addled brain is degenerating rapidly.

You are a pointless, hand-wringing irrelevance, you probably spend your daylight hours staring vacantly out of your fly shit speckled windows at a world that really doesn’t care whether you're alive or dead, except for your Lithuanian caregiver/rent-boy who would be bitterly disappointed to lose the daily £2.50 you pay him for "extras".

When you die, no one will notice your passing, no one will mourn your death, when the stench of your rotting corpse becomes too much for your equally vacant-minded neighbours you will be shovelled into a body bag for disposal in an unmarked grave, no headstone, no epitaph, no visitors to your grave except for the occasional dog stopping to take a piss on it.

You refer to my "Outward hostility", which is laughable given that most posters on this forum are exactly that, you've also made reference to my parents, but, I'm not bothering to report you as this forum is most likely the only social interaction you get, apart from your Lithuanian care-giver/rent-boy of course.

Now, fuck off.

 

 

 

This is too long, and far, far too shite

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Most punters on this forum aren't up all hours of the day and night posting the utter shite you do!  

Rattled, clearly!  

You're done here.

Kill him,  Wiz.

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Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Kill him,  Wiz.

I have my chainsaw tuned and ready, a hole dug and filled 1/3 with rocket propellant, a bottle of chloroform and a large sheet of plastic.  Just need for this little cunt to step out of his mums cellar...ONCE!  

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I have my chainsaw tuned and ready, a hole dug and filled 1/3 with rocket propellant, a bottle of chloroform and a large sheet of plastic.  Just need for this little cunt to step out of his mums cellar...ONCE!  

You should simply leave a glass of spunk laced with poison on his doorstep. Sorted.

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Guest Back door specialist
2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Most punters on this forum aren't up all hours of the day and night posting the utter shite you do!  

Rattled, clearly!  

You're done here.

Not rattled at all, I'm enjoying jousting with you :D

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24 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

Not rattled at all, I'm enjoying jousting with you :D

The bomb that hit Nagasaki was roughly twice as powerful as the one that hit Hiroshima. Leaves on trees facing towards the explosion were flash-dried on one side as far as eight kilometers away in all directions. The primary target for the bomb dropped on Nagasaki was the city of Kokura, but due to cloud coverage the pilots had to chose the secondary target. The Hiroshima bombing was relatively easy in comparison, but the bomb itself was the nuclear equivalent of a wet firecracker - hence the parallels towards yourself. You've had it easy so far. The punters have made every attempt to make your first few days easy and explain what is expected of you - and yet you still remain a piddling little disappointment.

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18 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

Not rattled at all, I'm enjoying jousting with you :D

You're the stupidest flid of the new batch by a mile. The original premise of this nomination was the Catholic Church or do you not have an opinion on the matter. Were you arse rapped by a priest? Willingly, as an adult? 

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Guest Lady Penelope
20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is Vic there? 

Thank you for speaking up for me at the care home .. they are now going to allow me to use a plastic knife with my meals.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

The bomb that hit Nagasaki was roughly twice as powerful as the one that hit Hiroshima. Leaves on trees facing towards the explosion were flash-dried on one side as far as eight kilometers away in all directions. The primary target for the bomb dropped on Nagasaki was supposed to be dropped on Kokura, but due to cloud coverage the pilots had to chose the secondary target. The Hiroshima bombing was relatively easy in comparison, but the bomb itself was the nuclear equivalent of a wet firecracker - hence the parallels towards yourself. You've had it easy so far. The punters have made every attempt to make your first few days easy and explain what is expected of you - and yet you still remain a piddling little disappointment.

That's rather a longwinded way of saying he is shit.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Anyway, back to Catholics. Deluded simpletons the lot of them, how the Pope must laugh as he shits in his solid gold toilet. Were you an altar boy, BDS?

... chicken supper.....?

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Guest Back door specialist
1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

You're the stupidest flid of the new batch by a mile. The original premise of this nomination was the Catholic Church or do you not have an opinion on the matter. Were you arse rapped by a priest? Willingly, as an adult? 

Having a bad day today Stubby? "Arse rapped" by a rapping priest? 

Are you from the valleys boy?

"Lol" 

Fuck off 

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Guest Back door specialist
1 hour ago, Spanky said:

That's rather a longwinded way of saying he is shit.

 

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I have never, ever, fucking ever made a spelling mistake. 

You're obviously dyslexic as well, get someone else to read your posts to you, moron 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
4 minutes ago, Back door specialist said:

 

You're obviously dyslexic as well, get someone else to read your posts to you, moron 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You sir, are fucking useless. Adopt a proper tone when addressing your betters.

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Professor Green on the tele. Decent bloke looking at poverty in modern Britain. Doesn't mention the fact that it's always slags who'll take the fuck, enjoy the orgasm but expect hand outs when the kids start to pile up. This never changes.

I'd sterilise poor people and their dogs

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5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Professor Green on the tele. Decent bloke looking at poverty in modern Britain. Doesn't mention the fact that it's always slags who'll take the fuck, enjoy the orgasm but expect hand outs when the kids start to pile up. This never changes.

I'd sterilise poor people and their dogs

Then they'd just get cats to fuck with you, Ratty. Germany had a decent social plan a few years back concerning mandatory camps, I'll dig up the paperwork and have the files on your desk by tomorrow if you like. It's never too early to start planning for the next election, and considering my own campaign has slipped into obscurity I'd be happy to work for you instead. I take my pay in bacon sandwiches just to annoy the Muslims.

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