Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Another pearl of wisdom from one of Tesco's finest...... lol. Fuck off... I actually stepped outside to search the sky for falling nukes, as I find myself liking one of your posts! The end is nigh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Seeing as your having trouble finding your own gimmick I'm happy to offer you the option of letting me pour drain cleaner into your eyes. It might make you more interesting in the long run - I mean, no one would give a shit about Stevie Wonder if he wasn't blind - maybe you can make it work too. Anything would be better than your current attempts. Here's an endorsement from my last client, as you can see she's very happy with the results, and the fact that she was thick enough to think I was a qualified psychologist made it very easy to rob the stupid bint afterwards: PM me your address and I'll happily arrange an appointment for you. I'm not struggling at all, I'm just being myself, I don't need to look for gimmicks, I enjoy dark humour and winding people up just like the rest of the crew on here, you can, of course, use the ignore facility on the forum if you are offended, but, in all probability you won't because despite your feeble protestations you continue to read my posts. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: I'm not struggling at all, I'm just being myself, I don't need to look for gimmicks, I enjoy dark humour and winding people up just like the rest of the crew on here, you can, of course, use the ignore facility on the forum if you are offended, but, in all probability you won't because despite your feeble protestations you continue to read my posts. Fuck off Oh dear. You misunderstand - although I'm hardly surprised. Sit down and let teacher explain. I'm not offended, just incredibly bored of your constant, predictable drivel. I'm terribly sorry if I've upset you by being such a big meanie, but you will come to understand that it's all in your best interests if you wish to flourish on here. Read between the lines and listen to the advice that I have given - don't bitch and moan at the librarian simply because you don't like what the book says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I enjoy dark humour and winding people up just like the rest of the crew on here So, when are you actually gonna start then? Or are you saving your best material for the Xmas bash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh dear. You misunderstand - although I'm hardly surprised. Sit down and let teacher explain. I'm not offended, just incredibly bored of your constant, predictable drivel. I'm terribly sorry if I've upset you by being such a big meanie, but you will come to understand that it's all in your best interests if you wish to flourish on here. Read between the lines and listen to the advice that I have given - don't bitch and moan at the librarian simply because you don't like what the book says. You obviously have totally misunderstood what I have just posted, if you're having difficulty ask someone who doesn't have dyslexia to read the post for you, I'm not upset in the slightest and I'm certainly not bitching or moaning you pitifully thick fuck, if you don't like my posts don't read them, comprende? Now, run along, get someone to wipe your snotty nose and teary eyes. Night night and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: So, when are you actually gonna start then? Or are you saving your best material for the Xmas bash? I'm looking for inspiration right here Lugs, but, sadly, I haven't found anything yet, and, in all probability i never will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 52 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Seeing as your having trouble finding your own gimmick I'm happy to offer you the option of letting me pour drain cleaner into your eyes. It might make you more interesting in the long run - I mean, no one would give a shit about Stevie Wonder if he wasn't blind - maybe you can make it work too. Anything would be better than your current attempts. Here's an endorsement from my last client, as you can see she's very happy with the results, and the fact that she was thick enough to think I was a qualified psychologist made it very easy to rob the stupid bint afterwards: PM me your address and I'll happily arrange an appointment for you. The silly fat cunt still seems unaware that 'drain cleaner' is actually partly dilute hydrochloric acid. Pity she didn't just get into a bath of it and save the world the expense of looking after her for the next fifty years. The twisted fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The silly fat cunt still seems unaware that 'drain cleaner' is actually partly dilute hydrochloric acid. Pity she didn't just get into a bath of it and save the world the expense of looking after her for the next fifty years. The twisted fat cunt. I wake up and escape to this fucking shite. Is this CC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: You obviously have totally misunderstood what I have just posted, if you're having difficulty ask someone who doesn't have dyslexia to read the post for you, I'm not upset in the slightest and I'm certainly not bitching or moaning you pitifully thick fuck, if you don't like my posts don't read them, comprende? Now, run along, get someone to wipe your snotty nose and teary eyes. Night night and fuck off You are, and that's exactly what you're doing. You just did it in this very post, typed by your own inbred and malformed hand. Why should I ignore you when you're proving to be the Corner's equivalent of the Hindenburg? I'd much rather feed the flames and watch the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You are, and that's exactly what you're doing. You just did it in this very post, typed by your own inbred and malformed hand. Why should I ignore you when you're proving to be the Corner's equivalent of the Hindenburg? I'd much rather feed the flames and watch the show. Thanks, you big softie, that's two loyal followers then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I actually stepped outside to search the sky for falling nukes, as I find myself liking one of your posts! The end is nigh! Really ? Thanks that was nice of you and please enjoy your day 😊. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Really ? Thanks that was nice of you and please enjoy your day 😊. Fuck off. You little devil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 15 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I wake up and escape to this fucking shite. Is this CC? I'm gutted, I thought you had taken my advice and fucked off somewhere to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 18 hours ago, Back door specialist said: The emoji. The last refuge of a cornered flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, William T.D. Stickers said: The emoji. The last refuge of a cornered flid. How do you figure that out mong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Back door specialist said: How do you figure that out mong I'm not in the business of justifying and explaining the obvious to low life shit eaters like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The emoji. The last refuge of a cornered flid. Have you had a good day pan-handling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm not in the business of justifying and explaining the obvious to low life shit eaters like yourself. Long words from a useless nobody like you, now, wipe all the jizz off your face before tea, rent-boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Have you had a good day pan-handling? Second rate PunkApe with a third rate brain. Stop making up the numbers and do something good or fuck off. How about posting a picture of your bedroom so we can all have a laugh at the Man Utd bed sheets and piles of Tenant cans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: Long words from a useless nobody like you, now, wipe all the jizz off your face before tea, rent-boy One shit response to my last post was more than sufficent. Three was just painful . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, William T.D. Stickers said: One shit response to my last post was more than sufficent. Three was just painful . You've not had a good day obviously, not many punters around? Sad spasmo Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You've not had a good day obviously, not many punters around? Sad spasmo Fuck off If anyone is having a poor day it's you. These retorts are even worse than your usual drap output. Have an early night, maybe a Valium or two, and give it another go tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Long words from a useless nobody like you, now, wipe all the jizz off your face before tea, rent-boy Fucking hell BDS, I'm hardly the brightest ember in the fire myself, but if you consider any of those words "long" then you need facefucking with a post driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 39 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: If anyone is having a poor day it's you. These retorts are even worse than your usual drap output. Have an early night, maybe a Valium or two, and give it another go tomorrow. Kill this fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Kill this fucker. Piss off Mincy Quincy,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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