Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: If anyone is having a poor day it's you. These retorts are even worse than your usual drap output. Have an early night, maybe a Valium or two, and give it another go tomorrow. "Drap output" do you mean crap? Billy bunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: "Drap output" do you mean crap? Billy bunter I don't think I like your tone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: "Drap output" do you mean crap? Billy bunter Urban Dictionary, as always, is your friend. Will this do Bill? It's lame, I know - very lame - but if you will dig yourself into these holes there's only so much I can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Urban Dictionary, as always, is your friend. Will this do Bill? It's lame, I know - very lame - but if you will dig yourself into these holes there's only so much I can do. Why do you do this, Baws? Tell us about the man Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Why do you do this, Baws? Tell us about the man Baws. It's all I've got, Frank. It was either that or make up some lies about a boat. Just be grateful that I'm not the sort of cunt who posts recipes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: "Drap output" do you mean crap? Billy bunter I meant drab. Crap is suitable too. Saying that, drap has a nice onomatopoeic ring to it when describing you. I imagine it's the sound your wet slapping lips make while you get spoon fed blended food at the protective services care home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I meant drab. Crap is suitable too. Saying that, drap has a nice onomatopoeic ring to it when describing you. I imagine it's the sound your wet slapping lips make while you get spoon fed blended food at the protective services care home. Jesus saves, but Stickers knocks in the rebound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jesus saves, but Stickers knocks in the rebound. Nigel Rees is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all I've got, Frank. It was either that or make up some lies about a boat. Just be grateful that I'm not the sort of cunt who posts recipes. I'm not going to say anything defamatory about Mrs Baws.. you've got far too much personal data on me. Did she put on a bit of weight? Poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Frank said: I'm not going to say anything defamatory about Mrs Baws.. you've got far too much personal data on me. Did she put on a bit of weight? Poor thing. She could stand to, let's face it. The Lena Zavaroni look is so last year now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all I've got, Frank. It was either that or make up some lies about a boat. Just be grateful that I'm not the sort of cunt who posts recipes. I said I would pm it to people but by popular demand I was asked to share it openly. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: I said I would pm it to people but by popular demand I was asked to share it openly. Fucking cunts. Let it go, Alf.. you fucking retarded old spark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: I said I would pm it to people but by popular demand I was asked to share it openly. Fucking cunts. Don't worry Alf, give it a few years and everyone will have forgotten about it. (Well, obviously I won't, but you know what I mean.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Let it go, Alf.. you fucking retarded old spark. Tell me, how would you prepare your take on lamb kleftiko? I only know a recipe from bbc food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Tell me, how would you prepare your take on lamb kleftiko? I only know a recipe from bbc food. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm not in the business of justifying and explaining the obvious to low life shit eaters like yourself. 3 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Long words from a useless nobody like you, now, wipe all the jizz off your face before tea, rent-boy justify-(ing) |ˈdʒʌstɪfʌɪ| verb ( -fies, -fied) [ trans. ]1 show or prove to be right or reasonable those lacking an education consider short words to be longer than they are : serial vapid fucking wanker Back door specialist believes 'justifying' to be a long word, mirroring his career job as office cleaner on minimum wage.• be a good reason for : BDS's situation was grave enough for the mods to consider 'justifying' his infinite banishment from Cunts Corner with immediate effect, or : the Welsh_cunt was obsessed with all things related to the arsehole, thus 'justifying' all other members' suspicions of his obvious and embarrassing turd fetish. DERIVATIVES noun1 a connoisseur of bum-sex.2 an expert in poo punditry.3 a knuckle-dragging oaf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: justify-(ing) |ˈdʒʌstɪfʌɪ| verb ( -fies, -fied) [ trans. ]1 show or prove to be right or reasonable those lacking an education consider short words to be longer than they are : serial vapid fucking wanker Back door specialist believes 'justifying' to be a long word, mirroring his career job as office cleaner on minimum wage.• be a good reason for : BDS's situation was grave enough for the mods to consider 'justifying' his infinite banishment from Cunts Corner with immediate effect, or : the Welsh_cunt was obsessed with all things related to the arsehole, thus 'justifying' all other members' suspicions of his obvious and embarrassing turd fetish. DERIVATIVES noun1 a connoisseur of bum-sex.2 an expert in poo punditry.3 a knuckle-dragging oaf. If you or anyone you know have been affected by any of the issues raised in this thread, fuck off out of it you big softy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 This thread has become shitty and flaccid, like Franks old cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This thread has become shitty and flaccid, like Franks old cock. You may laugh, but my stretched-out salt 'n' pepper pubes are now longer than my flaccid dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: justify-(ing) |ˈdʒʌstɪfʌɪ| verb ( -fies, -fied) [ trans. ]1 show or prove to be right or reasonable those lacking an education consider short words to be longer than they are : serial vapid fucking wanker Back door specialist believes 'justifying' to be a long word, mirroring his career job as office cleaner on minimum wage.• be a good reason for : BDS's situation was grave enough for the mods to consider 'justifying' his infinite banishment from Cunts Corner with immediate effect, or : the Welsh_cunt was obsessed with all things related to the arsehole, thus 'justifying' all other members' suspicions of his obvious and embarrassing turd fetish. DERIVATIVES noun1 a connoisseur of bum-sex.2 an expert in poo punditry.3 a knuckle-dragging oaf. It always nice to see someone going the extra mile to illustrate what a fucking moron BDS is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You may laugh, but my stretched-out salt 'n' pepper pubes are now longer than my flaccid dick. Flaccid, shitty dick. Sounds grotesque. How often do you get a bit of action these days, by which I mean consensual lady action of the normal variety, with an awake lady, who is unrelated to you, and has a full deck. And does not form part of a transaction. I think that's it: proceed. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ape said: It always nice to see someone going the extra mile to illustrate what a fucking moron BDS is. Nobody needs to go the extra mile to illustrate what a raging wannabe queer you are Apey boy, it's plain to see you are gagging for a length you pathetic woofter, I'll bet your ring-piece begins to dilate as you read my posts girly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Nobody needs to go the extra mile to illustrate what a raging wannabe queer you are Apey boy, it's plain to see you are gagging for a length you pathetic woofter, I'll bet your ring-piece begins to dilate as you read my posts girly boy What the fuck is a girly boy? Did you mean lady boy? You fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Nobody needs to go the extra mile to illustrate what a raging wannabe queer you are Apey boy, it's plain to see you are gagging for a length you pathetic woofter, I'll bet your ring-piece begins to dilate as you read my posts girly boy Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Nobody needs to go the extra mile to illustrate what a raging wannabe queer you are Apey boy, it's plain to see you are gagging for a length you pathetic woofter, I'll bet your ring-piece begins to dilate as you read my posts girly boy Brilliant! Yet again you have illustrated why you are universally regarded as a spectacularly thick cunt. If any of these words are too long for your liking, I’m sure @Wolfiecan provide some explanations of their meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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