Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Professor Green on the tele. Decent bloke looking at poverty in modern Britain. Doesn't mention the fact that it's always slags who'll take the fuck, enjoy the orgasm but expect hand outs when the kids start to pile up. This never changes. I'd sterilise poor people and their dogs I think dogs should be prohibited from owning poor people. In the meantime, dogs who allow their poor people to breed should be prosecuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Then they'd just get cats to fuck with you, Ratty. Germany had a decent social plan a few years back concerning mandatory camps, I'll dig up the paperwork and have the files on your desk by tomorrow if you like. It's never too early to start planning for the next election, and considering my own campaign has slipped into obscurity I'd be happy to work for you instead. I take my pay in bacon sandwiches just to annoy the Muslims. Ask for a Brown Ale allowance. He'll respect your spunky, ambitious, devil may care demeanour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ask for a Brown Ale allowance. He'll respect your spunky, ambitious, devil may care demeanour. I'm not Punkape. I have no interest in a spunky demeanor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 45 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You're obviously dyslexic as well, get someone else to read your posts to you, moron I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I'm not Punkape. I have no interest in a spunky demeanor. The modern world and it's fucking whiny minorities have all but destroyed the language. In 1917, Biggles would have been a 'spunky, gay chap'. The modern connotation of that phrase would have him choking on his Craven 'A' and mad enough to soundly thrash a darkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The modern world and it's fucking whiny minorities have all but destroyed the language. In 1917, Biggles would have been a 'spunky, gay chap'. The modern connotation of that phrase would have him choking on his Craven 'A' and mad enough to soundly thrash a darkie. Mang, you be trippin', blud. *tooth sucking sound* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it. He hasn't got past the sniggering at rude words stage yet Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Mang, you be trippin', blud. *tooth sucking sound* That sucky teeth thing makes me homicidal. Especially when it's a skinny, methadone guzzling white slag that does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That sucky teeth thing makes me homicidal. Especially when it's a skinny, methadone guzzling white slag that does it. I think it's them attempting to click their tongue, but with their diseased gums and awful dental hygiene it's all they can manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He hasn't got past the sniggering at rude words stage yet Ratty. it's a shame Authoritah and there's no sport in taking the piss out of him either. It's like kicking someone when they're Downs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: it's a shame Authoritah and there's no sport in taking the piss out of him either. It's liking kicking someone when they're Downs Have you ever kicked someone with Downs? The results can be quite spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: it's a shame Authoritah and there's no sport in taking the piss out of him either. It's liking kicking someone when they're Downs Qualitah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: The bomb that hit Nagasaki was roughly twice as powerful as the one that hit Hiroshima. Leaves on trees facing towards the explosion were flash-dried on one side as far as eight kilometers away in all directions. The primary target for the bomb dropped on Nagasaki was the city of Kokura, but due to cloud coverage the pilots had to chose the secondary target. The Hiroshima bombing was relatively easy in comparison, but the bomb itself was the nuclear equivalent of a wet firecracker - hence the parallels towards yourself. You've had it easy so far. The punters have made every attempt to make your first few days easy and explain what is expected of you - and yet you still remain a piddling little disappointment. Leaves flash dried on one side? That happened to the apple tree in my front garden when I farted after the chicken phall I had (mentioned elsewhere on here). Wet fire cracker? You should have seen my undies after. Perfect description. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: Then they'd just get cats to fuck with you, Ratty. Germany had a decent social plan a few years back concerning mandatory camps, I'll dig up the paperwork and have the files on your desk by tomorrow if you like. It's never too early to start planning for the next election, and considering my own campaign has slipped into obscurity I'd be happy to work for you instead. I take my pay in bacon sandwiches just to annoy the Muslims. 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Professor Green on the tele. Decent bloke looking at poverty in modern Britain. Doesn't mention the fact that it's always slags who'll take the fuck, enjoy the orgasm but expect hand outs when the kids start to pile up. This never changes. I'd sterilise poor people and their dogs Japing aside gentlemen and digressing from god botherers, but linked of course, social engineering to eradicate the underclass reliant on handouts for generations would be my election ticket. Tax incentives for less children, rises for more than 3. Maybe payment in nandos vouchers or a free tattoo? If that fails, turn them into green pills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Have you ever kicked someone with Downs? The results can be quite spectacular. That would just make him sex nuts and retard strong. (Quite the week this has been for Clerks II references.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You sir, are fucking useless. Adopt a proper tone when addressing your betters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 11 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it. My posts are probably shit, but definitely no shittier than the retarded shit you post Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 11 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it. We need Ding back .. there is no other answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: My posts are probably shit, but definitely no shittier than the retarded shit you post Fuck off Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Ding? Dong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: My posts are probably shit, but definitely no shittier than the retarded shit you post Fuck off When Ratcum is ruling this country you will be the first to be ... re educated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: My posts are probably shit, but definitely no shittier than the retarded shit you post Fuck off Minus 5 Ratten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: My posts are probably shit, but definitely no shittier than the retarded shit you post Fuck off oh dear, a self fulfilling prophecy. You boring little tit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm a great believer in new blood on here BDS, but what is it exactly that you bring to the party? Swearing and playground insults? It gets a bit boring after a while and even the lowest of the low on here have evolved beyond it. I haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: When Ratcum is ruling this country you will be the first to be ... re educated. By that I hope you mean brutally killed along with a few 100,000 of his ilk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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