ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful Ratty, you don't want her to end up with a dog by mistake. witchcraft and general fuckery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I never said she was my favourite, I just said I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. I wouldn't kick Lieutenant Ilia out of bed for eating crisps either. Neither would I... although I'd feel an overwhelming need to slap her across the back of the head every five minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: Tribble porn eh? Earlier this evening Frau Rat said she fancied a muffin I remember when Khan from Star Trek lived on the island with the midget. Every week the little cunt would run over to Khan and excitedly exclaim "the plane boss, the plane!", if Khan hadn't interrupted the poor little bastard every week, he would have discovered that Valdez was coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: Jonathan Frakes should have been boiled alive in lemur piss for what he did to Thunderbirds I had the song by Busted as my mobile ring tone for a while. (@Ollyboro That may actually be the most misanthropic thing I've ever done.) After a while I relented and switched to "Bad Things" by Jace Everett. Sookie Stackhouse was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember when Khan from Star Trek lived on the island with the midget. Every week the little cunt would run over to Khan and excitedly exclaim "the plane boss, the plane!", if Khan hadn't interrupted the poor little bastard every week, he would have discovered that Valdez was coming. disturbing indeed. These are dark times we live in Authoritah. Khan had a good cleavage though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I had the song by Busted as my mobile ring tone for a while. (That may actually be the most misanthropic thing I've ever done.) After a while I relented and switched to "Bad Things" by Jace Everett. Sookie Stackhouse was a cunt. are you on your period CB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I never said she was my favourite, I just said I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. I wouldn't kick Lieutenant Ilia out of bed for eating crisps either. Was she the bald one from the first film? Persis Kambatta or something, I think she was paralysed in a car wreck and died quite young, before acting she was Miss India or similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: are you on your period CB? My favourite was Jessica, the virgin vampire whose hymen regenerated after every shag. Would that ever get old? Get it right fucking up you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: disturbing indeed. These are dark times we live in Authoritah. Khan had a good cleavage though And a nice bloke. He tried to save a talking monkey once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Was she the bald one from the first film? Persis Kambatta or something, I think she was paralysed in a car wreck and died quite young, before acting she was Miss India or similar. Yeah she was the bald one. Back in the days where all you had to do to make a woman look alien was shave her head. Considering she was Indian and female it was only a matter of time 'till she bit the bumper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Yeah she was the bald one. Back in the days where all you had to do to make a woman look alien was shave her head. Considering she was Indian and female it was only a matter of time 'till she bit the bumper... I can understand why 'baws liked her, she communicated with his favourite "little tin bastard" Voyager 1. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My favourite was Jessica, the virgin vampire whose hymen regenerated after every shag. Would that ever get old? Going on the pill can relieve heavy periods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can understand why 'baws liked her, she communicated with his favourite "little tin bastard" Voyager 1. V-ger One. Ahem. The Pioneer probes had a far darker future in the Trek universe - Klingons used them for target practice. You can even hear it scream in pain when it gets shot: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: Going on the pill can relieve heavy periods Ratty, you are a weird, but strangely fascinating maniac. Please don’t take this as a derogatory comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You can even hear it scream in pain when it gets shot: But... but... space is a vacuum. Does not compute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 I still think we need new blood on here Even Sheikh Maktoum knows this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: But... but... space is a vacuum. Does not compute. Exactly. This and the scene from Jaws: The Revenge, where the shark roars when one of the Bee Gees flashes a torch at it are the reason I hate Hollywood. If they wanted the probe to scream then it should have been wearing a full EVA suit connected to an oxygen supply and a radio that was broadcasting to the Klingon ship. It's just not realistic otherwise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Exactly. This and the scene from Jaws: The Revenge, where the shark roars when one of the Bee Gees flashes a torch at it are the reason I hate Hollywood. If they wanted the probe to scream then it should have been wearing a full EVA suit connected to an oxygen supply and a radio that was broadcasting to the Klingon ship. It's just not realistic otherwise... Jaws should have gone into the history books after the original. A grand movie that scared the entire fucking world from swimming in the sea. Sequels, especially the likes of Jaws: The revenge are the biggest bucket of soppy cunt ever imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: I openly admit to being a massive Star Trek fan. Not the new stuff, but the original series and the movies using the original cast. @Cuntybaws is partial to a bit of Star Trek too. I never would have concluded that an Airfix kit assembling child would also be a fan of Star Trek. Fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful Ratty, you don't want her to end up with a dog by mistake. Looks like a Captcha image for a Korean website. "Pick the squares containing food you would eat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I never would have concluded that an Airfix kit assembling child would also be a fan of Star Trek. Fascinating. All night session is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: The new stuff is absolute shite. I liked DS9 and the movies up to Generations, but Next Gen was a bit boring, though it had some amazing episodes between the boring stuff and the only good thing about Voyager was Jeri Ryan's tits is a tight catsuit. I can't believe they canceled Firefly when people were still having to endure Enterprise. It's hard to take @Cuntybaws seriously when he considers the bulimic, sour faced Vulcan lady from Enterprise as his favorite female Trek character. I absolutely hate the original series, but I do enjoy the films with the 60's crew in. TNG for me was the pinnacle of Trek, although not including the first two series which were absolute fucking garbage. I never got into DS9 when it originally aired but I've rewatched it recently and I've warmed to it. Voyager was an absolute fucking disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: I absolutely hate the original series, but I do enjoy the films with the 60's crew in. TNG for me was the pinnacle of Trek, although not including the first two series which were absolute fucking garbage. I never got into DS9 when it originally aired but I've rewatched it recently and I've warmed to it. Voyager was an absolute fucking disgrace. Does punkape violate the prime directive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 34 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Does punkape violate the prime directive? You would enjoy being fisted by a Klingon.... lol. fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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