Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 (edited) With cling-on Fwank at the helm and his new cloaking device, he's boldly gone like nobody before him into a super nova of shit... Edited September 22, 2017 by 'eavensabove For the good benefit of Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 I like retruns. Remind me, what is one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: I like retruns. Remind me, what is one? Why, it's a snurter, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Ha ha ha ha ha - you fucking idiot. Bet you were so anxious to fire out the tenth nom of the day, you didn’t check! Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Ha ha ha ha ha - you fucking idiot. Bet you were so anxious to fire out the tenth nom of the day, you didn’t check! Wanker. 'eavens is quite right really, retrun is a classic portmanteau word, along things like labradoodle and cocksucker. Shame no cunt had the foggiest what the fucker meant. Watch the daft cunt derail the thread by going on about Star Trek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: 'eavens is quite right really, retrun is a classic portmanteau word, along things like labradoodle and cocksucker. Shame no cunt had the foggiest what the fucker meant. Watch the daft cunt derail the thread by going on about Star Trek Wetrun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: 'eavens is quite right really, retrun is a classic portmanteau word, along things like labradoodle and cocksucker. Shame no cunt had the foggiest what the fucker meant. Watch the daft cunt derail the thread by going on about Star Trek It’s a given that he’ll do something spectacularly stupid - it’s his modus operandi. And he’s a fucking idiot to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 I like the Cybermen. Scary as fuck when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I like the Cybermen. Scary as fuck when I was a kid. I openly admit to being a massive Star Trek fan. Not the new stuff, but the original series and the movies using the original cast. @Cuntybaws is partial to a bit of Star Trek too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 This isn't going to end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s a given that he’ll do something spectacularly stupid - it’s his modus operandi. And he’s a fucking idiot to boot. He's definitely proving himself to be a complete wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: I openly admit to being a massive Star Trek fan. Not the new stuff, but the original series and the movies using the original cast. @Cuntybaws is partial to a bit of Star Trek too. I liked Star Trek with the polystyrene rocks and cheesy special effects. That would be in the late 60's, the first ever one was made in '66. Not so keen on anything later than my puberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Anybody that didn't like the original Star Trek, is a cunt. It's the Vulcan in me, if you like, but it remains to be seen what this new load of cack is gonna be like. Scotty, I am sure, will be beaming 'em up like a pro once he's got wind of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 A load of fucking wank,just like Star Wars,TV for fucktards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: A load of fucking wank,just like Star Wars,TV for fucktards Then you're self-confessed cunt aren't you, Bones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 It's worse than that, he's dead Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 This all seems illogical captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I openly admit to being a massive Star Trek fan. Not the new stuff, but the original series and the movies using the original cast. @Cuntybaws is partial to a bit of Star Trek too. The new stuff is absolute shite. I liked DS9 and the movies up to Generations, but Next Gen was a bit boring, though it had some amazing episodes between the boring stuff and the only good thing about Voyager was Jeri Ryan's tits is a tight catsuit. I can't believe they canceled Firefly when people were still having to endure Enterprise. It's hard to take @Cuntybaws seriously when he considers the bulimic, sour faced Vulcan lady from Enterprise as his favorite female Trek character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The new stuff is absolute shite. I liked DS9 and the movies up to Generations, but Next Gen was a bit boring, though it had some amazing episodes between the boring stuff and the only good thing about Voyager was Jeri Ryan's tits is a tight catsuit. I can't believe they canceled Firefly when people were still having to endure Enterprise. It's hard to take @Cuntybaws seriously when he considers the bulimic, sour faced Vulcan lady from Enterprise as his favorite female Trek character. Tasha Yar from TNG had something about her, especially when the whole crew caught a virus that turned them into debauched sex fiends and she dressed all slutty and tried to get a look at Datas' robocock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Tasha Yar from TNG had something about her, especially when the whole crew caught a virus that turned them into debauched sex fiends and she dressed all slutty and tried to get a look at Datas' robocock. They should have killed Troy instead of Tasha - pasty faced cunt was no use to anyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Tribble porn eh? Earlier this evening Frau Rat said she fancied a muffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: They should have killed Troy instead of Tasha - pasty faced cunt was no use to anyone. Her nondescript accent was hugely irritating, I think the shows creators were trying to make her sound vaguely alien. And her 'sort of' romance with the smug, tidy beard cunt Riker was sickening. In fact, any time that Riker tried to act the ladies man was cringe-worthy. Q should have turned him into a gerbil and left him like it. Q was far and away the best character in it. Picard fucked everybody over by trying to stand up to him. If he'd just swallowed his pride and kissed his arse, Q could have wiped out the Borg by clicking his fingers and saved the universe a shitload of aggro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Tribble porn eh? Earlier this evening Frau Rat said she fancied a muffin Careful Ratty, you don't want her to end up with a dog by mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her nondescript accent was hugely irritating, I think the shows creators were trying to make her sound vaguely alien. And her 'sort of' romance with the smug, tidy beard cunt Riker was sickening. In fact, any time that Riker tried to act the ladies man was cringe-worthy. Q should have turned him into a gerbil and left him like it. Q was far and away the best character in it. Picard fucked everybody over by trying to stand up to him. If he'd just swallowed his pride and kissed his arse, Q could have wiped out the Borg by clicking his fingers and saved the universe a shitload of aggro. Jonathan Frakes should have been boiled alive in lemur piss for what he did to Thunderbirds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It's hard to take @Cuntybaws seriously when he considers the bulimic, sour faced Vulcan lady from Enterprise as his favorite female Trek character. I never said she was my favourite, I just said I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. I wouldn't kick Lieutenant Ilia out of bed for eating crisps either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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