Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: spoiler Ratty, can I just say, I've never liked 'baws? He strikes me as the type to use an inverted question mark at the end of a sentence just to annoy Spaniards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 This has all gone off topic now, let's get back on topic. The other day i was in Wales decorating a bedsit, there was shit all over the walls and it stank of piss and i found lots of spoons which looked like they had been used for heroin. Could this of been Bubba's bedsit as the locals told me that only the week before, some fat cunt had to be lifted out of there and going by all the gay porn mags that was left...Mmm..my money is that this was Bubba's bedsit where he invited his fat gay pals Bill and Minger round for unspeakable acts of depravity. Bubba now resides in the local asylum where regular experiments are carried out on his fucking massive fat cuntbreed body. The poor cuntbrain can't even speak, he doesn't login here anymore, it's all done for him now by either Bill or Minger, they know he is done for but their love for him is keeping the Bubba ID active. Sorry i have gone off topic !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Fender777 said: This has all gone off topic now, let's get back on topic. The other day i was in Wales decorating a bedsit, there was shit all over the walls and it stank of piss and i found lots of spoons which looked like they had been used for heroin. Could this of been Bubba's bedsit as the locals told me that only the week before, some fat cunt had to be lifted out of there and going by all the gay porn mags that was left...Mmm..my money is that this was Bubba's bedsit where he invited his fat gay pals Bill and Minger round for unspeakable acts of depravity. Bubba now resides in the local asylum where regular experiments are carried out on his fucking massive fat cuntbreed body. The poor cuntbrain can't even speak, he doesn't login here anymore, it's all done for him now by either Bill or Minger, they know he is done for but their love for him is keeping the Bubba ID active. Sorry i have gone off topic !! I hate mutton shunters as much as the next sane man Fends, but *have been for fucks sake. Somewhere, Baws is grinding his teeth into a fine dust. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 7 hours ago, nocti said: Somewhere, Baws is grinding his teeth into a fine dust. "Real vampires don't sparkle." Deebom, RIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Fender777 said: This has all gone off topic now, let's get back on topic. The other day i was in Wales decorating a bedsit, there was shit all over the walls and it stank of piss and i found lots of spoons which looked like they had been used for heroin. Could this of been Bubba's bedsit as the locals told me that only the week before, some fat cunt had to be lifted out of there and going by all the gay porn mags that was left...Mmm..my money is that this was Bubba's bedsit where he invited his fat gay pals Bill and Minger round for unspeakable acts of depravity. Bubba now resides in the local asylum where regular experiments are carried out on his fucking massive fat cuntbreed body. The poor cuntbrain can't even speak, he doesn't login here anymore, it's all done for him now by either Bill or Minger, they know he is done for but their love for him is keeping the Bubba ID active. Sorry i have gone off topic !! What the fuck is this nonsense, fends? You’ve lost your shit on a jazz-like level. Calm down, regroup and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, can I just say, I've never liked 'baws? He strikes me as the type to use an inverted question mark at the end of a sentence just to annoy Spaniards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Even I'm stumped? Explain please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 On 29 October 2017 at 11:26 AM, Cuntybaws said: Give me until Xmas and I'll have Fender puzzling out n-particle Schrödinger Hamiltonians. I will then teach a horse to sing. I wish you'ld teach the horse not to be such a shite talking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: This has all gone off topic now, let's get back on topic. The other day i was in Wales decorating a bedsit, there was shit all over the walls and it stank of piss and i found lots of spoons which looked like they had been used for heroin. Could this of been Bubba's bedsit as the locals told me that only the week before, some fat cunt had to be lifted out of there and going by all the gay porn mags that was left...Mmm..my money is that this was Bubba's bedsit where he invited his fat gay pals Bill and Minger round for unspeakable acts of depravity. Bubba now resides in the local asylum where regular experiments are carried out on his fucking massive fat cuntbreed body. The poor cuntbrain can't even speak, he doesn't login here anymore, it's all done for him now by either Bill or Minger, they know he is done for but their love for him is keeping the Bubba ID active. Sorry i have gone off topic !! This is a load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 54 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this nonsense, fends? You’ve lost your shit on a jazz-like level. Calm down, regroup and fuck off. The only thing lost here Bubba/Bill/Minger is you and i'm always calm even when i'm angry, pick the bones out of that you sloppy fat brown hatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This is a load of shite. Of course it is, it's aimed at you and your bum chums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: The only thing lost here Bubba/Bill/Minger is you and i'm always calm even when i'm angry, pick the bones out of that you sloppy fat brown hatter. He's got a point quince, you are a massive bender Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's got a point quince, you are a massive bender You need to shit in the River Thames as soon as possible Stubbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 38 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: This is a load of shite. Never mind all that Cockle, if a family member dies, chuck them in the Thames (as far inland as possible) and save money on funeral costs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: How the fuck did you get a photo of Joan Collins' labia? Anyway, next time you're on the rags I want you to throw them into the nearest tributary of the River Thames 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 12 hours ago, Fender777 said: The only thing lost here Bubba/Bill/Minger is you and i'm always calm even when i'm angry, pick the bones out of that you sloppy fat brown hatter. DND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 12 hours ago, ratcum said: You need to shit in the River Thames as soon as possible Stubbed Fuck me ratty, have you been stalking me! I grew up not 5 miles as the rook flies from the offical source of the Thames. The only time I ever went to see the pathetic trickle, I took a piss in to, alas not a dump. Salmon where recorded in the Thames for the first time in 20 years shortly after my life giving slash.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 22 hours ago, Fender777 said: Of course it is, it's aimed at you and your bum chums. Shut up Fender, you curve conceiving cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me ratty, have you been stalking me! I grew up not 5 miles as the rook flies from the offical source of the Thames. The only time I ever went to see the pathetic trickle, I took a piss in to, alas not a dump. Salmon where recorded in the Thames for the first time in 20 years shortly after my life giving slash.... You actually found water at the official source of the Thames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 51 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You actually found water at the official source of the Thames? It was winter. By the time you get to Kemble it's a lovely stream with lush weeds and those damselflies with the big spots on the wings. The bit that goes through the Cotswold water park is fantastic; nightingales, barn owls, hobbys, cuckoos, all the warblers and snakes head fritillaries. Ratty is now incandescent with rage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It was winter. By the time you get to Kemble it's a lovely stream with lush weeds and those damselflies with the big spots on the wings. The bit that goes through the Cotswold water park is fantastic; nightingales, barn owls, hobbys, cuckoos, all the warblers and snakes head fritillaries. Ratty is now incandescent with rage Just just over the main road (A433?) and when you are about level with the old Thames Head pumping station. I have been in that place at Latton where Snakes Head Frittilaries are, (Latton North Meadows?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Just just over the main road (A433?) and when you are about level with the old Thames Head pumping station. I have been in that place at Latton where Snakes Head Frittilaries are, (Latton North Meadows?). Yes. I have local knowledge on such matters in abundance. Even though it's in shitty Wiltshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 28/10/2017 at 12:42 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you go to church on Christmas Day? lol Who the fuck says lol cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 If you look carefully at this photograph you will be able to see the curvature of the earth and that in fact that the earth is concave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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