Stubby Pecker Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 7 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It's great banter, it really is. I know you're feeling a bit left out here stubby, as you're not the centre of attention. You don't have to be the whipping boy of every thread though. Try and relax. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled Is this the end of the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Fender777 I hope you're compensating for the effects of refraction? I think you'll find, baws, that if fender's compensating for anything it's having been bottle fed as a baby. This refraction bollocks is just a smokescreen for breast deprivation in infancy. Either that or he was looking at the Bermuda triangle when that ship disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 28, 2017 Report Share Posted October 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Fender777 I hope you're compensating for the effects of refraction? Been looking through my stash again CB? You dirty sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Fender777 I hope you're compensating for the effects of refraction? ..I didn't think we would ever see propositional calculus used at The Corner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ..I didn't think we would ever see propositional calculus used at The Corner! Give me until Xmas and I'll have Fender puzzling out n-particle Schrödinger Hamiltonians. I will then teach a horse to sing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Give me until Xmas and I'll have Fender puzzling out n-particle Schrödinger Hamiltonians. I will then teach a horse to sing. Will you teach it to sing before or after you put it in a box, expose it to uranium and then poison it? Assuming it's still alive, which would be arguable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you teach it to sing before or after you put it in a box, expose it to uranium and then poison it? Assuming it's still alive, which would be arguable. after Minty died we had a fuckin parrot called Pavarotti. Some of my friends had never heard of the cunt and just thought the bird had a fondness for pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 20 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Is this the end of the earth? I guess when you were in your prime Europe and America were a lot closer? MORB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 On 28 October 2017 at 3:38 PM, The Beast said: I have a better idea for all you bickering cunts..... Stand between the two rails of a straight railway track and look along the track. It will appear as if the two parallel tracks are converging as you look farther and farther away until it disappears at a certain point. You will not see the rails actually touch each other - they just disappear at a certain point....... Oh yeah and keep fucking standing there.......... Mind your manners, you graceless churl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: after Minty died we had a fuckin parrot called Pavarotti. Some of my friends had never heard of the cunt and just thought the bird had a fondness for pasta. People could never understand why Long John Silvers' parrot was called Captain Flint... he used to hit it with a steel bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: People could never understand why Long John Silvers' parrot was called Captain Flint... he used to hit it with a steel bar. excellent use of the apostrophe Authoritah. I've always used two semicolons per day for as long as I can remember. I never get winter colds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Give me until Xmas and I'll have Fender puzzling out n-particle Schrödinger Hamiltonians. I will then teach a horse to sing. There's only three types of person in this world CB 1. Those who think they understand his cat idea and tell everyone to make themselves look clever 2. Those that wish they understand the cat idea 3. Those who know he had allergies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: excellent use of the apostrophe Authoritah. I've always used two semicolons per day for as long as I can remember. I never get winter colds Flatterer! I thought it was only 'baws who tried to groom me by praising my use of possessive apostrophes. Shit, I just used a contractive one, now I'm leading you on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: There's only three types of person in this world CB 1. Those who think they understand his cat idea and tell everyone to make themselves look clever 2. Those that wish they understand the cat idea 3. Those who know he had allergies And smart cunts like me who simply assume that as the cat has been exposed to radiation, it has a half life and is therefore neither fully dead or fully alive. Ta-dah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Flatterer! I thought it was only 'baws who tried to groom me by praising my use of possessive apostrophes. Shit, I just used a contractive one, now I'm leading you on. Baws will lead you to the dark side, where 'K' and 'Z' are strewn around as if they were proper letters. I'd no more trust his arse than a left handed dog with a lisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And smart cunts like me who simply assume that as the cat has been exposed to radiation, it has a half life and is therefore neither fully dead or fully alive. Ta-dah. Fuck that's good. Let's get a room! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And smart cunts like me who simply assume that as the cat has been exposed to radiation, it has a half life and is therefore neither fully dead or fully alive. Ta-dah. It's about observer vs observed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's about observer vs observed. I know, but I was talking to Ratty and common sense or logic just wasn't appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know, but I was talking to Ratty and common sense or logic just wasn't appropriate. Fair enough. He's a butane inhaling jakeball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: People could never understand why Long John Silvers' parrot was called Captain Flint... he used to hit it with a steel bar. 9 hours ago, ratcum said: excellent use of the apostrophe Authoritah. I've always used two semicolons per day for as long as I can remember. I never get winter colds It's in the wrong place, though - it should be Silver's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's in the wrong place, though - it should be Silver's. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: People could never understand why Long John Silvers' parrot. You know the truth about Long John Silvers'. I have always said that they are far too many of them .. The thing about Enoch was that he was a "one of". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's in the wrong place, though - it should be Silver's. Because it's a singular name rather than a plural noun? I get mixed up with the words that end in 's' as well as yet a different rule applies there as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's in the wrong place, though - it should be Silver's. spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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