scotty Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: But Jesus came back so why not Frank? But Jesus got nailed to a fucking cross so why not frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm gonna tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass. RIP Mike D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Who or what the fuck are these new batch? I sense a Ding in the house. Ev, this place is going down the swanny, you've returned not a moment too late. Time for you to stride like a colossus and slay the flids 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Welcome back, 'eavens. With the sudden influx of flids to CC, the timing of your return is immaculate. Good to see you've reverted back to you're proper avatar wolf, it's the only one acceptable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: RIP Mike D If you saw Eli Wallach in his everyday life, you'd never know he played that part. Another one like that was Frank Silvera, a Jamaican actor who made a living portraying Mexican bandits in spaghetti westerns, I think he was in 'Valdez is coming', the film which began this peculiar conversational tangent/derailment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you saw Eli Wallach in his everyday life, you'd never know he played that part. Another one like that was Frank Silvera, a Jamaican actor who made a living portraying Mexican bandits in spaghetti westerns, I think he was in 'Valdez is coming', the film which began this peculiar conversational tangent/derailment. I fucking love the good the bad and the ugly and for a few dollars more, great films! I wanna be a cowboy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 17/09/2017 at 10:35 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Ev, this place is going down the swanny, you've returned not a moment too late. Time for you to stride like a colossus and slay the flids Good to see you've reverted back to you're proper avatar wolf, it's the only one acceptable Multi Come and see the multi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Multi Come and see the multi! Right, you're fuckin' for it pal.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Right, you're fuckin' for it pal.... I’ll take you to the fuckin cleaners [toe] Stub. 2 for 1 all week brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, ratcum said: I’ll take you to the fuckin cleaners [toe] Stub. 2 for 1 all week brah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 48 minutes ago, ratcum said: Multi Come and see the multi! Ratty, if you'd been in charge of childrens telly for the last 30 years, the population would be far less cuntish than it is now. VOTE RAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 37 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: respect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 16/09/2017 at 10:13 AM, Decimus said: Here he is! The Corner's very own chimeric Enoch Powell/Joey Deacon. I'm sorry that I wasn't initially able to respond to you at the time that you posted this. Whilst you were being brutally arse-fucked in some abysmal Cardiff office block by the Latvians on your deep cleaning crew, I was soundly asleep in bed. When you wake up burning with rage at the injustice of not being able to get a decent job above minimum wage, do me a favour, will you? Try to remember that it's got nothing to do with migrant workers taking away opportunities from you and everything to do with you being a stupendously thick fucking wanker. On 16/09/2017 at 10:41 AM, Back door specialist said: Good morning, Decimus-Imbecillus, I'm actually quite happy with my job, which incidentally, pays a good salary, considerably more than the benefits you sponge off the state you pathetic cretin. You really are the archetypal sniveler aren't you? You can't participate in any discussion/debate without trying to impose your uneducated and completely misinformed opinions on everyone else. You try to impress others with your pointless, tiresome posts, probably plucking long words from that shit-stained dictionary of yours all to no avail given that you are as transparent as the windows you lick all day long, saddo. Piss off you waste of taxpayers money. By the way, it's "Migrant workers" you fuck-wit. On 16/09/2017 at 0:33 PM, Decimus said: It's interesting that I immediately edited my post after the autocorrect function added workings instead of workers. The fact that you quoted it within seconds of it being posted, and then subsequently spent an hour trying to come up with your piss-poor response just confirms what a stupid little cunt you are. It would also probably be for the best if you stop acting with incredulity whenever a word with more than two syllables is posted, it makes you look like a complete fucking spastic. Minimum wage, sink-scrubbing cunt. On 16/09/2017 at 2:35 PM, Back door specialist said: That's rich coming from you, it's taken you 2 hours to reply, you useless fucking douche-bag, I'm obviously getting on your nerves aren't I? Decimus-Imbecillus? What do you think about your new double-barrelled name then? It has a really good ring to it, I reckon it really suits you, so much better than "ten" you simple -minded spasmo Have a nice day, if you do go out today don't forget your crayons and make sure you wear your spastic helmet, I am concerned for you, you big softie. On 16/09/2017 at 2:46 PM, Decimus said: I'm not sure how you expected me to reply when I wasn't logged on, but I've always struggled to comprehend the inner workings of a feeble mind. Unlike you I am able to spontaneously respond to a post, especially one produced by an idiot, which is exactly what I did as soon as I did log on. You however quoted my unedited post which was modified shortly after, thus proving that you sat there for a full hour trying to work out a way to respond. You've made yourself look a right stupid cunt, congratulations. On 16/09/2017 at 3:00 PM, Back door specialist said: Now I understand why you are so frustrated, you struggle to comprehend the inner workings of your own feeble mind. Don't let it get the better of you, be strong. First thing Monday morning I want you to arrange an appointment with your mental health worker, okay? I am becoming really concerned for you, and don't you dare kick your dog! On 16/09/2017 at 3:02 PM, Decimus said: This just demonstrates why you need to spend a considerable amount of time articulating your responses. If this is the sort of shit you produce off the cuff then I urge you to go back to scratching your arse for an hour whilst the tiny cogs in your retarded brain attempt to formulate a post. How's that for a timely reply? Idiot. On 16/09/2017 at 3:02 PM, Back door specialist said: On 16/09/2017 at 3:05 PM, Back door specialist said: I don't really believe it's you doing the posting, I reckon you've got the spotty kid next door doing it for you Imbecile Alright lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: respect That's as good as a like in my book, eat shit Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, if you'd been in charge of childrens telly for the last 30 years, the population would be far less cuntish than it is now. VOTE RAT. Think of all the Valdez spinoffs we could have commissioned? Actually don't think about them because I know what you're like: "Valdez is coming but he's a bit slow due to being on a mobility scooter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 37 minutes ago, ratcum said: Think of all the Valdez spinoffs we could have commissioned? Actually don't think about them because I know what you're like: "Valdez is coming but he's a bit slow due to being on a mobility scooter" Imagine trying to say 'Benjamin Netanyahu' whilst your mouth was simultaneously full of bees and Richard E. Grant's cock and balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, the penisoid invention. That's what I thought I said. Nice to see you FrankenSpanker. I accept that errors can be made within the world of movies, particularly those starring Klimt Eastworld, however you should know better than most, I fear. It's quite nice to be back if I may say so myself, but by far so much better by being away as I'm sure most would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 15 hours ago, scotty said: He pretended to be dead, but everyone was so overjoyed at his demise that the fucking cunt came back out of spite. A bit like Lazarus. Are you trying to suggest that he was ever alive in the real sense? I've always personally seen him as an embryonic hope expressed, or rather like the dregs from a whores spittoon. Lazarus on the other hand is a dead-good tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ev, this place is going down the swanny, you've returned not a moment too late. Time for you to stride like a colossus and slay the flids. But Stubbs, who be these vagrants that you've so eloquently brought to my attention and yet been unable to address for yourself? After all, they are no more than small-fry multi's and/or mere marmosets awaiting their testicles to drop, surely? Mind you, I cannot say hand on heart that I've had to deal with such people as of yet, but its still early days for me since turning over new leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Imagine trying to say 'Benjamin Netanyahu' whilst your mouth was simultaneously full of bees and Richard E. Grant's cock and balls. it remains an aspiration Deco but some training (and planning!) will be needed first I do already have a high protein diet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Imagine trying to say 'Benjamin Netanyahu' whilst your mouth was simultaneously full of bees and Richard E. Grant's cock and balls. I could at a pinch imagine the above to be possible, but not necessarily in the same order as you opinionated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Forensic anthropologist, Dr. Temperance Brennan, would be out of a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, if you'd been in charge of childrens telly for the last 30 years, the population would be far less cuntish than it is now. VOTE RAT. That's a reasonably justified observation, Eric, but RK's televisual test card took some beating and has never been improved upon: See what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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