Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Hell is were ur bound yuou sick fuck@. Dont paassgo. Juzt bllieech and quick. Any cunt in the UK would understand that nasty reference. Not you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: This is either an attempt at humour, or an example of almost unimaginable stupidity. Ape just loves a big banana Useless, arse-phobic thick fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 30 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Hell is were ur bound yuou sick fuck@. Dont paassgo. Juzt bllieech and quick. Fucking hell Lugs, are you pissed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Any cunt in the UK would understand that nasty reference. Not you though. Terribly sorry, my account appears to have been hacked by some scurrilous drunken article. What was the question? PS. I like your avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Ape just loves a big banana Useless, arse-phobic thick fuck Do you and your boyfriend enjoy arse-to-mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: Fucking hell Lugs, are you pissed? It's not me Speccy, I think my next door neighbour has hijacked my router which I imagine takes quite a bit of expertise to accomplish, in fact, you might even say that in order to achieve such a feat he would need to be something of a back door specialist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you and your boyfriend enjoy arse-to-mouth? Female arse is brilliant, don't knock it until you try it, I do appreciate it might be a challenge for a dedicated frotter like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Ape just loves a big banana Useless, arse-phobic thick fuck You useless, painfully unfunny cunt. Give it a rest. You're utterly shit – and it seems I am not alone in my thoughts. God really was preoccupied with an insufferable hangover the day he forgot to award you any brain cells. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: You useless, painfully unfunny cunt. Give it a rest. You're utterly shit – and it seems I am not alone in my thoughts. God really was preoccupied with an insufferable hangover the day he forgot to award you any brain cells. Idiot. What's up with you Woofter? Not having a good evening? Didn't your Senegalese boyfriend turn up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Female arse is brilliant, don't knock it until you try it, I do appreciate it might be a challenge for a dedicated frotter like you That doesn't answer my question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: What's up with you Woofter? Not having a good evening? Didn't your Senegalese boyfriend turn up? Yes, he did. We had violent bum-sex and then I buried him under the patio, thus forever concealing my secret penchant for African men. What the fuck do you think? Your obsession with other people's arses is becoming obvious. While I'm usually happy to see those I dislike rot in a pile of their excrement, I'm actually becoming embarrassed for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You useless, painfully unfunny cunt. Give it a rest. You're utterly shit – and it seems I am not alone in my thoughts. God really was preoccupied with an insufferable hangover the day he forgot to award you any brain cells. Idiot. You're not in one of your moods again are you Lupey? Kill an African. You'll feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Female arse is brilliant Absolutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Yes, he did. We had violent bum-sex and then I buried him under the patio, thus forever concealing my secret penchant for African men. What the fuck do you think? Your obsession with other people's arses is becoming obvious. While I'm usually happy to see others I dislike rot in a pile of their excrement, I'm actually becoming embarrassed for you. This new crop of retards don't make for comfortable viewing wolfie, I'll grant you that. I reckon they're genetically modified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, scotty said: This new crop of retards don't make for comfortable viewing wolfie, I'll grant you that. I reckon they're genetically modified. It's still new blood Scotty. I seem to remember you were covered in boils when you started on here. I was a Nazi obsessed with biscuits and other high glycemic index snacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said: Terribly sorry, my account appears to have been hacked by some scurrilous drunken article. What was the question? Interesting to see that you are from Berwick-upon-Tweed. How does it feel to be from somewhere so shit that, over the course of history, both England and Scotland have said "fuck it, we don't want you" to you at different times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Interesting to see that you are from Berwick-upon-Tweed. How does it feel to be from somewhere so shit that, over the course of history, both England and Scotland have said "fuck it, we don't want you" to you at different times? To be honest Dan, it wasn't a rational choice. I'm originally from Johannesburg and during my gap year I embarked on a quest to purchase a pair of exploding trousers. After scouring the globe, Berwick was the only place where I was able to locate such a garment in the correct leg length. Suffice to say, after I'd spent my remaining funds on said garment, I was faced with an unsavoury choice of remaining here or moving across the border to Eyemouth, which I can assure you, is the biggest shithole outside of Mogadishu and their exploding pantaloons all have a tartan pattern, which is most undesirable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 White South Africans are the worst people to walk this earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: White South Africans are the worst people to walk this earth. Most of us live here now, the racist ones anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: To be honest Dan, it wasn't a rational choice. I'm originally from Johannesburg and during my gap year I embarked on a quest to purchase a pair of exploding trousers. After scouring the globe, Berwick was the only place where I was able to locate such a garment in the correct leg length. Suffice to say, after I'd spent my remaining funds on said garment, I was faced with an unsavoury choice of remaining here or moving across the border to Eyemouth, which I can assure you, is the biggest shithole outside of Mogadishu and their exploding pantaloons all have a tartan pattern, which is most undesirable. Come and live in France. My geese will welcome you, and your trousers, with open wings. Please bring some shiny toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Most of us live here now, the racist ones anyway. Well who else is going to teach us how to surf or pour us foaming pints of shitbox lager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Come and live in France. My geese will welcome you, and your trousers, with open wings. Please bring some shiny toilet paper. Thanks for your kind offer Scrote, however, I only ever pass through France on my way to more agreeable places. Did you become marooned there on a similar quest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Well who else is going to teach us how to surf or pour us foaming pints of shitbox lager? Confusing me with Australian cunts, happens all the time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Confusing me with Australian cunts, happens all the time.... I have it on authority (TV guide) that Valdez is coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Come and live in France. My geese will welcome you, and your trousers, with open wings. Please bring some shiny toilet paper. Your geese can get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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