Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 27 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Glad you liked it. Fuck you too Who the fuck are you ? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Fuck me BDS,don't you have an 'off' button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Fuck off. I think he mis-typed his name,should have read Rastus Cocksmoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: If screwdrivers continue to be born out of wedlock, especially in places like Eire, this problem will remain with us for the foreskin future. In the US 'son of a bitch' tools are endemic. Galee Rineker 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Promising start,just don't fall into BDC's moronic abuse repartee trap and you may last a good while Oh and by the way, fuck off you fucking flid Thinking of going 'Ignore' or full on suicidal head first and meeting the 'beetlejuice' CC forum head honcho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? You have just woken up, felt the cold slimy jizz run out of your arse onto an Argos inflatable mattress, stopped to look around you and thought, I'll make fun of people I don't know today. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? You have just woken up, felt the cold slimy jizz run out of your arse onto an Argos inflatable mattress, stopped to look around you and thought, I'll make fun of people I don't know today. Well done. Reported for changing my post and slander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 53 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck me BDS,don't you have an 'off' button? Trust me, I ain't punkape,frank or that? ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Decimus-Imbecillus, now that really does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it you dog-fiddling cunt. Decs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 4 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: New here so going all in with this nom. At some friends gaff today and they wanted me to look at an electrical double socket that was wonky. Having no tools with me all I needed was a Philips screwdriver and what they dug out from their shitty toolbox was an abomination. Soft alloy crap made from a new edition to the periodic table...Chineseium. Utter cunts. Fascinating 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Decs? 'course my Aunty Vi worked with the Krays. When Ronnie was squashed flat by a steam roller, she found his nob and blew into it like he was a balloon. Mind you he was never the same after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Comment Removed Reported for using the 'T' word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for using the 'T' word. Good luck with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 57 minutes ago, ratcum said: 'course my Aunty Vi worked with the Krays. When Ronnie was squashed flat by a steam roller, she found his nob and blew into it like he was a balloon. Mind you he was never the same after that Very true. And you can ask any of the 2 million cunts who went to school with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Very true. And you can ask any of the 2 million cunts who went to school with him. still, they had respect in them days. You could scrub your doorstep and it would still be there the next day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's disappointing to see your moderating attentiveness has failed us all, Rick. Are you partying wildly again? Rick's about as effective as a Korean RSPCA inspector 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: still, they had respect in them days. You could scrub your doorstep and it would still be there the next day And you'd only get hurt if you'd done something to deserve it, like only washed your nets twice that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 I resorted to making my own screwdriver once. Ended up using too much vodka though. I'll get my anorak. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: New here so going all in with this nom. At some friends gaff today and they wanted me to look at an electrical double socket that was wonky. Having no tools with me all I needed was a Philips screwdriver and what they dug out from their shitty toolbox was an abomination. Soft alloy crap made from a new edition to the periodic table...Chineseium. Utter cunts. Cracking nom, Rastus! Shite tools have only one purpose, and that is to be rammed through the temple of the cunt designer. A well made tool, even if it is a simple screwdriver, can be a lifesaving difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 10 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Trust me, I ain't punkape,frank or that? ????? By "that" I can safely assume you're referring to me? You mincing shirt-lifter. Which part of this foreign-occupied country do you hail from? Next time you refer to me show some respect you retarded window-licking spasmodic cock-slurping eunuch, you probably wake up every morning with a tide-mark of dried jizz around that pretty, pouty, girly mouth of yours, you half-witted lady-boy. Fuck off and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Rick's about as effective as a Korean RSPCA inspector Ricks quicker to show up if you post a paedo joke. That'll get him here quicker than batman seeing a searchlight over gotham city, his ears start twitching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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