Roadkill Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Manky said: Is it Pen that got hit by a car and it took the fire brigade 4 hours to cut the car out of the wreckage? You'd have to ask her. I only have limited knowledge of her various contracts. In France they know her as "Les OAP Terrible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You'd have to ask her. I only have limited knowledge of her various contracts. In France they know her as "Les OAP Terrible". I'm in France as we speak rk, I'll try to confirm that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 36 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I imagine carrying a Barrett 50. Cal to a suitable sniping perch when also burdened with a zimmer frame had something to do with it. I would go with an M134 Minigun, mounted on a Lark mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would go with an M134 Minigun, mounted on a Lark mobility scooter. I would go with GAYDAR mounted on a MLRS. (Multiple Launch Rocket System) Mornington Crescent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, scotty said: How very dare you neil, would you care to step outside and discuss that? Was I being too presumptuous?...jeeez you must be one sick cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Got it. You spread shit all over PCs to give cleaners a rewarding and challenging job to do. (For a while I thought spreadsheet might mean an excel type database but then I factored in Welsh illiteracy) Very good, you fuckers crack me up every time, the cleaners (Foreign cunts) do absolutely fuck all to enhance the cleanliness of the building. Any "ethnic minorities" on this forum? I don't want to upset anyone with my comments........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Any "ethnic minorities" on this forum? I don't want to upset anyone with my comments........... Loads of Southerners and Welsh. Same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: In your defence you have done the impossible and got all The Corner's disparate factions to agree on a single point. There's normally at least one dissenting voice, but it appears that there is a unanimous agreement that you should kill yourself immediately and without delay. Well done on this momentous achievement, I'll be nominating your corpse for next year's Nobel Peace Prize. Unlike some of the turds on here you've got a good grasp of the English language Decimus, are you really writing the posts yourself or have you got the spotty kid next door doing it for you? You don't seem to post that often, is it a bit of a strain doing everything with your one good hand? It must be a right pain perusing your shit-stained, dick-cheese speckled dictionary looking for long words to include in your pointless posts...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: So you work a boring and predictable job. It certainly reflects in your posting style. And this is coming from a cleaner. I sincerely hope you're better at your job versus the fucks that clean my workplace....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 25 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Very good, you fuckers crack me up every time, the cleaners (Foreign cunts) do absolutely fuck all to enhance the cleanliness of the building. Any "ethnic minorities" on this forum? I don't want to upset anyone with my comments........... Most of us are radicalised west African Muslim converts. Except Ratcum, who is a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most of us are radicalised west African Muslim converts. 73 blokes sitting around in paradise looking at each other. Finally, one clears his throat and says "well, this is embarrassing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 59 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Very good, you fuckers crack me up every time, the cleaners (Foreign cunts) do absolutely fuck all to enhance the cleanliness of the building. Any "ethnic minorities" on this forum? I don't want to upset anyone with my comments........... I'm white, English and heterosexual but I feel like a minority, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most of us are radicalised west African Muslim converts. Except Ratcum, who is a lesbian. It is true; I do have salt crystals on my top lip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cupid Stunt Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Dear BDS, I actually feel sorry for you. You evidently are such a brain-dead dumb-fuck I don't think you realize what a gargantuan cunt you are making of yourself. I await your witty and humorous riposte with bated breath but in the meantime, I respectively suggest you go fuck yourself. Yours etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, scotty said: 73 blokes sitting around in paradise looking at each other. Finally, one clears his throat and says "well, this is embarrassing." This reminds me of that Ukrainian tennis player, Alexandr Dogplop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Unlike some of the turds on here you've got a good grasp of the English language Decimus, are you really writing the posts yourself or have you got the spotty kid next door doing it for you? You don't seem to post that often, is it a bit of a strain doing everything with your one good hand? It must be a right pain perusing your shit-stained, dick-cheese speckled dictionary looking for long words to include in your pointless posts...... Observing this cuntfuckery from afar, I actually concur with my arch enemy decs in that you really should kill yourself immediately. Even the corners most slithering gobshites are speaking with one voice here and that's testament to you so please fuck of ASAP so we can get back to slagging each other off and pursuing our individual vendettas. Edited September 12, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Punkape likes you though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Say what you want about this IBS creature: idiot, simpleton, thicko, beige cunt, tedious wanker, complete fucking spastic, but I'll give him his dues, he's united the corner in a way very rarely witnessed. In fact, the last time such mass-hatred was witnessed was when Fender made his rather limp return with the threat to claw hammer every cunt who didn't like cricket or wallpapering. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: The office i work in is a virtual call centre during the day, our night jobs don't involve calling customers, it's purely PC based spreadsheet work. So you're a jobsworth doing data-entry through an agency that pays you minimum wage, in which you spend ungodly hours staring into a 15 year-old grey Dell monitor. Still, at least Wales has nice weather to offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 29 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'm white, English and heterosexual but I feel like a minority, does that count? Aaaah! At last! A reasonable, sensible comment. Well, the way this country is headed, we will, by 2060 be a minority in our own country, I would love to say what's on my mind, but the PC police are everywhere....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Just now, Back door specialist said: Aaaah! At last! A reasonable, sensible comment. Well, the way this country is headed, we will, by 2060 be a minority in our own country, I would love to say what's on my mind, but the PC police are everywhere....... Hello Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Say what you want about this IBS creature: idiot, simpleton, thicko, beige cunt, tedious wanker, complete fucking spastic, but I'll give him his dues, he's united the corner in a way very rarely witnessed. In fact, the last time such mass-hatred was witnessed was when Fender made his rather limp return with the threat to claw hammer every cunt who didn't like cricket or wallpapering. Fuck off. If it is welsh_cunt trying to sneak back on after his hilarious indiscretion it's up to you to sort it out, being the same sub species of human and all. If you do you'll not only redeem yourself in my eyes but we can put our troubled past behind us in the spirit of forgiveness, but not in a gay hand holding way like some others I could mention, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Aaaah! At last! A reasonable, sensible comment. Well, the way this country is headed, we will, by 2060 be a minority in our own country, I would love to say what's on my mind, but the PC police are everywhere....... I can't see that amounting to much, as judging by your posts to date, your mind appears to be of, shall we say, limited capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: the PC police are everywhere Isn't PC short for Police Constable? As for everywhere, I haven't seen a copper for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If it is welsh_cunt trying to sneak back on after his hilarious indiscretion it's up to you to sort it out, being the same sub species of human and all. If you do you'll not only redeem yourself in my eyes but we can put our troubled past behind us in the spirit of forgiveness, but not in a gay hand holding way like some others I could mention, you cunt. I don't think it is Welsh_cunt, Stubbs. To his credit, IBS has the written skills of a teenager, while the thickest anus to ever appear here (in my short time) fell into the one-digit category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 24 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Aaaah! At last! A reasonable, sensible comment. Well, the way this country is headed, we will, by 2060 be a minority in our own country, I would love to say what's on my mind, but the PC police are everywhere....... A breath of fresh air. I think I like you.. a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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