Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported. Did my comment upset him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. You have to admit John Knox was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You have to admit John Knox was right. Hoots mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Hoots mon. Says the Jimmy Somerville fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Says the Jimmy Somerville fan! It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You have to admit John Knox was right. In what respect ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: It's a braw, bricht, moonlicht nicht. There's a moose loose aboot thus hoose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You have to admit John Knox was right. Didn't he call Liz 1 a tart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm with Ratty on this one. Boy children who express an interest in the performing arts, should be sent to adjustment centres where they are thrown in a pit and forced to fight polar bears until they become men. Meanwhile their parents houses should be searched for evidence of encouraging poofery, like DVD copies of Billy Elliot. And any guilty parents bludgeoned with steam hammers and burnt. Frau Rat said they've got puff vultures now Authoritah. You need to get your arse to Africa to sort these cunts out. Soon hyenas will be offering counselling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a moose loose aboot thus hoose no one says this anymore Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: no one says this anymore Gypo I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm with Ratty on this one. Boy children who express an interest in the performing arts, should be sent to adjustment centres where they are thrown in a pit and forced to fight polar bears until they become men. Meanwhile their parents houses should be searched for evidence of encouraging poofery, like DVD copies of Billy Elliot. And any guilty parents bludgeoned with steam hammers and burnt. Come into the 21st century, come on (beckons with finger) come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I do. Smashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: In what respect ? Do you go to the ballet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And proper nails too, none of your zinc coated B&Q crap, square forged, iron floor nails, with tetanus on 'em. Where do you get your tetanus, Eric? I've looked online but the closest thing I can find is scabies, and we all know how hard it is to smear that onto a rusty nail. I've tried cultivating some tetanus from the Somalian I keep in the shed for experimental projects, but it doesn't seem to take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Where do you get your tetanus, Eric? I've looked online but the closest thing I can find is scabies, and we all know how hard it is to smear that onto a rusty nail. I've tried cultivating some tetanus from the Somalian I keep in the shed for experimental projects, but it doesn't seem to take. Poke the nails in sheep shit. Leave for 10 days, then remove and leave to dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Poke the nails in sheep shit. Leave for 10 days, then remove and leave to dry. it works with shit sheep as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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