Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fuck wallpaper. Do you prefer Artex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 That 'Laura Ashley H-Block Effect Flock' design with integrated scratch and sniff feature, was a rib-tickler though eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 "This wallpaper is dreadful.One of us has to go" .. Marty Wilde or Adam Faith ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It might be a Welsh thing to decorate your shower room with 'wallpaper' but it just doesn't happen in England. You stupid thick cunt. Tell me, do you use water based or solvent based adhesive? Drew, I know that you're tapping out your mindless shit on an RM Nimbus in your dank cave, but the more evolved folk here have such things as smart phones for their internet usage, and if Proper invested more of his coin on the software for this site than he does on Roops' sordid pay-as-you-spray stories, I'd be able to upload images with ease. Just you wait until I login via my laptop, you'll piss yourself. Again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 13 hours ago, ratcum said: How many can you fit in that CB? Depends on whether it has an ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: According to some, Napoleon was killed by the British through wallpaper impregnated with arsenic. Wouldn't it be wonderful if almost two hundred years later, another little faggot cunt pretending to be French died painfully and horribly in a room covered in floral wallpaper. Speaking of little faggot cunts, I'm not sure I approve of your latest avatar. Just a little bit too post-ironic, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Depends on whether it has an ashtray. I like the way the rotating knives are recessed into the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 16 hours ago, Bubba C said: Drew's wallpaper. 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It might be a Welsh thing to decorate your shower room with 'wallpaper' but it just doesn't happen in England. You stupid thick cunt. Tell me, do you use water based or solvent based adhesive? 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Drew, I know that you're tapping out your mindless shit on an RM Nimbus in your dank cave, but the more evolved folk here have such things as smart phones for their internet usage, and if Proper invested more of his coin on the software for this site than he does on Roops' sordid pay-as-you-spray stories, I'd be able to upload images with ease. Just you wait until I login via my laptop, you'll piss yourself. Again. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Wallpaper? Showers? French people? This is too surreal for me. Ask me one about Astronomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Manky said: Wallpaper? Showers? French people? This is too surreal for me. Ask me one about Astronomy. OK. Shove your shitty fucking 1970's humour up Uranus. Edited September 5, 2017 by Decimus Decimus recognises the irony in this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Fuck off. I've just returned home from a supermarket in Norwich. Whilst perusing its wares, my senses were suddenly and overwhelmingly assaulted by the stench of talcum powder, piss and canker sores. As I advanced further into the depths of the place, I began to hear a frantic grunting sound, which I eventually ascertained was in fact an attempt at the English language. Whatever or whoever this racket was emanating from, was repeatedly saying "DREW... 123 ugggghhhh" as if straining to repeatedly and unsuccessfully obtain something from the shelves. Low and behold as I rounded the corner to the drinks aisles, I was confronted by this monstrosity: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: OK. Shove your shitty fucking 1970's humour up your Uranus. "up your Uranus"? You're dropping points to stubby left, right and centre here decs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, scotty said: "up your Uranus"? You're dropping points to stubby left, right and centre here decs. Appreciated, Scotty. Please delete your post forthwith, I've sorted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 40 minutes ago, Decimus said: Appreciated, Scotty. Please delete your post forthwith, I've sorted it. Do you only ever open your mouth to change feet? You fucking useless cunt. How's that for 70's humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, Manky said: Do you only ever open your mouth to change feet? You fucking useless cunt. How's that for 70's humour. 'What does the average Pakistani weigh?...... sweets.' Now that's 70s humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'What does the average Pakistani weigh?...... sweets.' Now that's 70s humour. Nowadays, it's bombs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I've just returned home from a supermarket in Norwich. Whilst perusing its wares, my senses were suddenly and overwhelmingly assaulted by the stench of talcum powder, piss and canker sores. As I advanced further into the depths of the place, I began to hear a frantic grunting sound, which I eventually ascertained was in fact an attempt at the English language. Whatever or whoever this racket was emanating from, was repeatedly saying "DREW... 123 ugggghhhh" as if straining to repeatedly and unsuccessfully obtain something from the shelves. Low and behold as I rounded the corner to the drinks aisles, I was confronted by this monstrosity: Vile. From the gold packaging on the box Drew is struggling to hoist onto his mobility trolley, it looks like he's plumped for the caffeine free option. I can only surmise this is so he isn't kept awake by the caffeine content of his Malibu and cokes and hopes that drinking enough will send him to sleep sooner, hopefully permanently to escape the mundane, ground-level existence he calls a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 12 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Do you prefer Artex? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 17 hours ago, Snatch said: You spelt Frank wrong. Spell check is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 On 04/09/2017 at 11:40 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Pen remembers the days when arsenic was used in wallpaper. I've caught her many times sniffing the wallpaper and talking about her uncle Bertie returning from Ypres. When do you want to collect that old lace that you asked me for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 The Arsenic in the wallpaper was due to ingredients used to make the green dye. The blue face paint in Braveheart was Cobalt, so since Rob Roy Gibson was there, the mutations have created a nation of spackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: The Arsenic in the wallpaper was due to ingredients used to make the green dye. The blue face paint in Braveheart was Cobalt, so since Rob Roy Gibson was there, the mutations have created a nation of spackers. Thank you Professor Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: When do you want to collect that old lace that you asked me for? It's time to sit by the 'big window' Pen. I'll get your tablet and you can tell me about the time Errol Flynn stuck his hand up your dress in India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I've just returned home from a supermarket in Norwich. Whilst perusing its wares, my senses were suddenly and overwhelmingly assaulted by the stench of talcum powder, piss and canker sores. As I advanced further into the depths of the place, I began to hear a frantic grunting sound, which I eventually ascertained was in fact an attempt at the English language. Whatever or whoever this racket was emanating from, was repeatedly saying "DREW... 123 ugggghhhh" as if straining to repeatedly and unsuccessfully obtain something from the shelves. Low and behold as I rounded the corner to the drinks aisles, I was confronted by this monstrosity: James Corden I believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2017 Report Share Posted September 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Decimus said: I've just returned home from a supermarket in Norwich. Whilst perusing its wares, my senses were suddenly and overwhelmingly assaulted by the stench of talcum powder, piss and canker sores. As I advanced further into the depths of the place, I began to hear a frantic grunting sound, which I eventually ascertained was in fact an attempt at the English language. Whatever or whoever this racket was emanating from, was repeatedly saying "DREW... 123 ugggghhhh" as if straining to repeatedly and unsuccessfully obtain something from the shelves. Low and behold as I rounded the corner to the drinks aisles, I was confronted by this monstrosity: Did you: a) Laugh, Laugh and point or c) Point and laugh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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