Bubba C Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 What is the fucking obsession with novelty wallpaper of bricks, forests or books? Surely anyone other than a 5 year old with superhero wallpaper should be banned from having this shit adorn their walls, or be banged up for being a total fucking idiot, a danger to themselves and a potential menace to society. If you want to see trees, go for a walk. Bricks? Just pop your stupid head out of the front door and stare agape at the exterior of the house you've just decorated. And as for having wallpaper books, only a total fucking helmet would think this makes them seem an intellectual, the stupid cunts probably can't even spell library, let alone read a book. This concept will probably be alien to northerners to whom anaglypta is an earth shattering invention similar to when Neanderthal man discovered fire. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Novelty tiles are just as bad. Take this, for example, perhaps the most inappropriate shower room design ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Novelty tiles are just as bad. Take this, for example, perhaps the most inappropriate shower room design ever. Manky's told me the water pressure is fantastic though and he doesn't regret spending a penny on it. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Novelty tiles are just as bad. Take this, for example, perhaps the most inappropriate shower room design ever. The feature wall on the right looks exactly like your avatar if you squint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 This is a trick shower surely?..thats not water in those pipes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) Drew's wallpaper. Edited September 4, 2017 by Bubba C Fucking shit corner software. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 This is my type of nom .. please keep off my side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: What is the fucking obsession with novelty wallpaper of bricks, forests or books? Well you aren't going to find any real books adorning the walls of Welsh hovels, are you. Bricks are a novelty when everything is hacked out of slate and clad in mud. And presumably the forest imagery makes you more comfortable taking a dump after a hard day hitting the bara brith as it reminds you of your origins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Fuck wallpaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fuck wallpaper. Nurse Gyppo to the dayroom, it's time for pens meds again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Novelty tiles are just as bad. Take this, for example, perhaps the most inappropriate shower room design ever. How many can you fit in that CB? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: What is the fucking obsession with novelty wallpaper of bricks, forests or books? Surely anyone other than a 5 year old with superhero wallpaper should be banned from having this shit adorn their walls, or be banged up for being a total fucking idiot, a danger to themselves and a potential menace to society. If you want to see trees, go for a walk. Bricks? Just pop your stupid head out of the front door and stare agape at the exterior of the house you've just decorated. And as for having wallpaper books, only a total fucking helmet would think this makes them seem an intellectual, the stupid cunts probably can't even spell library, let alone read a book. This concept will probably be alien to northerners to whom anaglypta is an earth shattering invention similar to when Neanderthal man discovered fire. Fuck off. Oh dear, that it should come to this Bibble, I am glad I'm dead on here. Surprisingly, not cancer that finished me, just this shit. Edited September 4, 2017 by Witheredscrote Shove a roll of Lincrusta up Dec's arse for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, that it should come to this Bibble, I am glad I'm dead on here. Surprisingly, not cancer that finished me, just this shit. We miss you when you're not here, you avian pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, that it should come to this Bibble, I am glad I'm dead on here. Surprisingly, not cancer that finished me, just this shit. GOOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Novelty tiles are just as bad. Take this, for example, perhaps the most inappropriate shower room design ever. Disgusting. That blue cross ruins it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 It's zarjaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We miss you when you're not here, you avian pervert. Was he gone? I hadn't noticed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 43 minutes ago, scotty said: Nurse Gyppo to the dayroom, it's time for pens meds again. Pen remembers the days when arsenic was used in wallpaper. I've caught her many times sniffing the wallpaper and talking about her uncle Bertie returning from Ypres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Was he gone? I hadn't noticed! He disappears periodically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He disappears periodically. Just like herpes, he always comes back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Drew's wallpaper. It might be a Welsh thing to decorate your shower room with 'wallpaper' but it just doesn't happen in England. You stupid thick cunt. Tell me, do you use water based or solvent based adhesive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: What is the fucking obsession with novelty wallpaper of bricks, forests or books? Surely anyone other than a 5 year old with superhero wallpaper should be banned from having this shit adorn their walls, or be banged up for being a total fucking idiot, a danger to themselves and a potential menace to society. If you want to see trees, go for a walk. Bricks? Just pop your stupid head out of the front door and stare agape at the exterior of the house you've just decorated. And as for having wallpaper books, only a total fucking helmet would think this makes them seem an intellectual, the stupid cunts probably can't even spell library, let alone read a book. This concept will probably be alien to northerners to whom anaglypta is an earth shattering invention similar to when Neanderthal man discovered fire. Fuck off. Why would we want anaglypta, you posh cunt, when we've got wood chip. Available in smooth, rough, and chunky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just like herpes, he always comes back! You spelt Frank wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 13 hours ago, Bubba C said: This concept will probably be alien to northerners to whom anaglypta is an earth shattering invention similar to when Neanderthal man discovered fire. Though preferable to the faecal smearing adorning the walls of chez bubba. Do you use a brush or do you prefer the more traditional and tactile arse to hand application technique? Stipple or swirl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, that it should come to this Bibble, I am glad I'm dead on here. Surprisingly, not cancer that finished me, just this shit. According to some, Napoleon was killed by the British through wallpaper impregnated with arsenic. Wouldn't it be wonderful if almost two hundred years later, another little faggot cunt pretending to be French died painfully and horribly in a room covered in floral wallpaper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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