Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 You set up a group on facebook .. then run a raffle, let the money roll in , announce that a few cunts have won prizes but don't send the prizes block the "winners" if they complain then close the group down, set up a new account and repeat the scam all over again. Some dopey cunts have lost £100s and spent all their childrens present money. Cunts for setting up the fake raffle and dozy cunts for falling for this scam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Raffles? Mine's a Singapore Sling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 I have another idea for a scam. Advertise that you're selling extra large, obese inflatable sex dolls. Receive payment but don't actually send anything. When you receive complaints send a refund by cheque only. But, and this is the important bit, have the cheque marked up for "Extra Large, Obese inflatable Sex Doll". The stupid cunts will be too embarrassed to cash the cheques, except Neil, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: You set up a group on facebook .. then run a raffle, let the money roll in , announce that a few cunts have won prizes but don't send the prizes block the "winners" if they complain then close the group down, set up a new account and repeat the scam all over again. Some dopey cunts have lost £100s and spent all their childrens present money. Cunts for setting up the fake raffle and dozy cunts for falling for this scam. Pen, did you get taken again, you daft bint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 38 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have another idea for a scam. Advertise that you're selling extra large, obese inflatable sex dolls. Receive payment but don't actually send anything. When you receive complaints send a refund by cheque only. But, and this is the important bit, have the cheque marked up for "Extra Large, Obese inflatable Sex Doll". The stupid cunts will be too embarrassed to cash the cheques, except Neil, probably. If you're gonna plagiarize at least give credit to John Sullivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 43 minutes ago, Neil said: If you're gonna plagiarize at least give credit to John Sullivan Never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have another idea for a scam. Advertise that you're selling extra large, obese inflatable sex dolls. Receive payment but don't actually send anything. When you receive complaints send a refund by cheque only. But, and this is the important bit, have the cheque marked up for "Extra Large, Obese inflatable Sex Doll". The stupid cunts will be too embarrassed to cash the cheques, except Neil, probably. Lock stock and two smoking barrels. The company name should read: arse ticklers faggots fan club. Your detail changing shenanigans haven't fooled me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lock stock and two smoking barrels. The company name should read: arse ticklers faggots fan club. Your detail changing shenanigans haven't fooled me. To be fair to the slap-head social working cunt, it beats the majority of his output which is almost exclusively lifted from The Beezer's 1954 annual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: To be fair to the slap-head social working cunt, it beats the majority of his output which is almost exclusively lifted from The Beezer's 1954 annual. Most of mine's from Viz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Classic Lady P nom this; see something on the tele and get it on here. I used to rant about this lack of originality until I visited China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Raffles? Mine's a Singapore Sling. possibly the worst I've seen from any cunt on here for some time CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: possibly the worst I've seen from any cunt on here for some time CB Following his lead, I was unaware that Gentleman thieves were available on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Following his lead, I was unaware that Gentleman thieves were available on the internet. you two dopes are more waffles than raffles I suspect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: you two dopes are more waffles than raffles I suspect I'm fucking delighted that you're putting me in a category alongside 'baws. The man's a twisted genius, the best kind. Praise indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Classic Lady P nom this; see something on the tele and get it on here. I used to rant about this lack of originality until I visited China Its wasn't China you went to it was earthen ware at Royal Doulton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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