Decimus Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: The missus watches these. YouTube personalities unboxing handbags, clothes, gadgets and other such shit. Mandatory "hiiiiii guys" at the start of every video by some young dumb and full of cum fashion vlogger. Some of these YouTube wankers actually make hundreds of thousands of pounds a year from millions of views. Un-fucking-believable. I know the feeling, Bill, mine's at it as well. As a 30 year old woman, I feel that Mrs. D should be absolutely fucking ashamed of herself for watching this shite when it is solely aimed at vacuous teen girls. No matter how many times I tell her that she's a washed-up old fucking has-been who hasn't had her finger on the pulse of the cultural Zeitgeist since 2003, she still carries on doing stupid shit like watching this YouTube garbage. I'm contemplating smothering her in her sleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I know the feeling, Bill, mine's at it as well. As a 30 year old woman, I feel that Mrs. D should be absolutely fucking ashamed of herself for watching this shite when it is solely aimed at vacuous teen girls. Now matter how many times I tell her that she's a washed-up old fucking has-been who hasn't had her finger on the pulse of the cultural Zeitgeist since 2003, she still carries on doing stupid shit like watching this YouTube garbage. I'm contemplating smothering her in her sleep. Box the bitch up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm contemplating smothering her in her sleep. You owe it to yourself to at least cheat on her with a cheap prostitute next time you're in some ghastly travelodge on some poxy civil service business trip: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Looks like Drew has been hitting it hard today. Makes a change. I have. I'm on the Rochefort 10 tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 It's raining here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: It's raining here. Its raining men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Get your lunch boxes out for the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Get your lunch boxes out for the girls. Don't ask withers, as there is nothing cheesier than a Frenchman's lunchbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 34 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Don't ask withers, as there is nothing cheesier than a Frenchman's lunchbox. There's not much left of his lunchbox since the cancer ravaged him. All you'll find are a few feathers and the ghosts of a thousand sexually abused goslings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Manky said: I remember unboxing a Christmas present. The box was empty. I was the proud owner of an Action Man Deserter. I found a wrapped present in the cupboard that I forgot to open last christmas. My mum's given me a lovely little puppy skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I know the feeling, Bill, mine's at it as well. As a 30 year old woman, I feel that Mrs. D should be absolutely fucking ashamed of herself for watching this shite when it is solely aimed at vacuous teen girls. No matter how many times I tell her that she's a washed-up old fucking has-been who hasn't had her finger on the pulse of the cultural Zeitgeist since 2003, she still carries on doing stupid shit like watching this YouTube garbage. I'm contemplating smothering her in her sleep. That's no way to talk about your sister, decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Many a true word... Boutros Boutros Ghali Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 22 minutes ago, scotty said: I found a wrapped present in the cupboard that I forgot to open last christmas. My mum's given me a lovely little puppy skeleton. I'm still trying to forget finding unwrapped presents in the top drawer of my mother-in-law's dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm still trying to forget finding unwrapped presents in the top drawer of my mother-in-law's dresser. Did you think "a dead fish,what a strange present?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 51 minutes ago, scotty said: I found a wrapped present in the cupboard that I forgot to open last christmas. My mum's given me a lovely little puppy skeleton. The best Christmas present jokes always include a trip to Disneyland and the punchline, "You lucky cunt, I wish I had leukaemia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Did you think "a dead fish,what a strange present?" You'll find out if your granny gets alzheimers, or if Stickers ever stays over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 13 hours ago, Decimus said: I know the feeling, Bill, mine's at it as well. As a 30 year old woman, I feel that Mrs. D should be absolutely fucking ashamed of herself for watching this shite when it is solely aimed at vacuous teen girls. No matter how many times I tell her that she's a washed-up old fucking has-been who hasn't had her finger on the pulse of the cultural Zeitgeist since 2003, she still carries on doing stupid shit like watching this YouTube garbage. I'm contemplating smothering her in her sleep. If I know Mrs D as well as I think I do; she'll put you in the ground long before you make your move. And for using the word Zeitgeist, well that's just mincing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Boutros Boutros Ghali Eth eth eth eth eth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Eth eth eth eth eth. hobnobbing with mods eh? Creep. Chris Waddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: If I know Mrs D as well as I think I do; she'll put you in the ground long before you make your move. And for using the word Zeitgeist, well that's just mincing It's not bad wife-slaughtering weather at that, ratty. Have you ever read highsmiths Strangers On A Train? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 56 minutes ago, scotty said: It's not bad wife-slaughtering weather at that, ratty. Have you ever read highsmiths Strangers On A Train? no but there are some alpacas near my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Eth eth eth eth eth. Scorchio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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