Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: No, it's because he's actually pretty funny. You, on the other hand, are a fucking idiot. Drone, Drone, Drone. Has the voyeur cam fucked up again on your Bloo Funder toy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've recommended this site before. The latest entry is that "Toney" cunt advertising Microsoft, the one with the stupidest fucking hair I've ever seen. I commend it to the house. http://adturds.co.uk Yes... an uber poncey cunt on a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Somewhat off topic I know, but this thread got me reminiscing. Remember the Oxo heavy metal shepherd's pie ad? Quality. Fuck right off if you disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 18 hours ago, Bubba C said: Do you know what fresh air is? This is a trap, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? In Bradford, Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, the Methane content is significantly greater than 1.79 parts per million. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Excellent thread, this is CC at its best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In Bradford, Birmingham and Tower Hamlets, the Methane content is significantly greater than 1.79 parts per million. Nitrogen is massively overrated if you ask me. Takes up four fifths of the air and other than contribute to its over all pressure, does fuck all. If Liverpool or Benefits City Glasgow were gases, they'd be fuckin nitrogen. Mexico is almost 100% nitrogen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 "Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?" Whassamatter? Sing up you cunts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: Nitrogen is massively overrated if you ask me. Takes up four fifths of the air and other than contribute to its over all pressure, does fuck all. If Liverpool or Benefits City Glasgow were gases, they'd be fuckin nitrogen. Mexico is almost 100% nitrogen Dunno. ..was watching a doco about air and it seems without nitrogen in the air everything would be on fire all the time Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: Nitrogen is massively overrated if you ask me. Takes up four fifths of the air and other than contribute to its over all pressure, does fuck all. If Liverpool or Benefits City Glasgow were gases, they'd be fuckin nitrogen. Mexico is almost 100% nitrogen The diet of your average Mexican is guaranteed to add methane in larger quantities than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 55 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno. ..was watching a doco about air and it seems without nitrogen in the air everything would be on fire all the time Panzerknacker I can't concern myself with such trivia Tankbollock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 56 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: The diet of your average Mexican is guaranteed to add methane in larger quantities than that. I shall call you Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Back in the 60s there was that cunt of a bank manager who lived in a wardrode . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: "Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?" Whassamatter? Sing up you cunts!! Juuuust one Cuntnetto Giiive eeet to meee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I shall call you Terry And Terry when you call me, you can call me Sal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 11:11 PM, Witheredscrote said: You are a cunt, and if QC were here, he would shit in your mouth. Cracking nom this, Ape and Droopy at their best Stick the Vimtoad up your back passage http://vimto.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Nothing random about my observation of this advert. What I do know with complete certainty is that every actor, cameraman, director, producer and marketing executive who was involved in making this pile of shit, is wanted dead. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 4:26 PM, Eric Cuntman said: It could be, but let's jump in anyway. I mentioned this Jackson cunt the other day. The advert in question makes me physically sick, "we call it da remainder, it's da number dat remains" the only thing this black supremacist wanker is teaching kids is how to be black, even the white ones. It's cunts like him who are responsible for millions of white kids walking round with their underpants hanging out and speaking in ridiculous Nigerian/Jamaican accents. I've got nothing against black culture, for black people, but stop forcing it on the rest of us. Fucking racist PC nazi propogandist cunts. You is well dread 'innit, nah wot ahh mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 03/09/2017 at 1:04 PM, BuggerLugs said: Somewhat off topic I know, but this thread got me reminiscing. Remember the Oxo heavy metal shepherd's pie ad? Quality. Fuck right off if you disagree. Where the fuck was this shown, Guernsey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 04/09/2017 at 10:46 AM, Jiggerycock said: "Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?" Whassamatter? Sing up you cunts!! Will it be mushrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Hah! I've mentioned the fabulously mediocre Jolyon Palmer before in this organ and now have been entirely vindicated. He's so shit, Renault are prepared to pay him to go away, even though he's still in contract! I blame his bland father, who should have used his money to help his son not follow in his footsteps. I know everything VOTE RAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hah! I've mentioned the fabulously mediocre Jolyon Palmer before in this organ and now have been entirely vindicated. He's so shit, Renault are prepared to pay him to go away, even though he's still in contract! I blame his bland father, who should have used his money to help his son not follow in his footsteps. I know everything VOTE RAT Joylon is like Maldonado, but without the speed and potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You is well dread 'innit, nah wot ahh mean? Fucking beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fried onion rings. You'll just have to wait and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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