Bubba C Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Konta? And Milner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: There should be a licensing system for both prospective pet owners and parents, a licence would only be granted after the applicants have passed a mental and financial appraisal. In short, thick, useless and/or unemployed fuckers shouldn't be allowed to have either. That's the best thing you've said buggered arse and I wholeheartedly agree. The human population would be halved in a few generations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I once had a pet wasp called Bodmin. One day she got herself in a jam and died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: That's the best thing you've said buggered arse and I wholeheartedly agree. The human population would be halved in a few generations. And I almost forgot....The voting age should also be raised to 35, same licensing restrictions to apply. Edited August 31, 2017 by Trumpton Bacon Woulda shoulda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 23 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: And I almost forgot....The voting age should also be raised to 35, same licensing restrictions to apply. If I could suggest a further amendment to your clean up the planet act: schools will be allowed to legally slaughter any pupil who persists in using the terms, 'bruv', 'innit' or 'sick', (unless they mean unwell). And cunts like 'Mr Jackson the rapping teacher from the Microsoft ads are banned from teaching. "We call it da remainder, it's da number dat remains"...fucks sake, no wonder half the white kids are wiggers nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Yeah and anybody sporting a fucking Mr. Whippy hair mound like that should have their bonce publicly dipped in seagull shit to finish the effect. What a total cunt of a hair do, albeit not totally unexpected from a trendy, down with the kids bell end like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Yeah and anybody sporting a fucking Mr. Whippy hair mound like that should have their bonce publicly dipped in seagull shit to finish the effect. What a total cunt of a hair do, albeit not totally unexpected from a trendy, down with the kids bell end like him. Afro-candy floss headed, insipid cunt. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I believe fender would have gladly given you permission to use his trademarked claw hammering on both cunts! Save and keep the poor dog, it'd probably be more loyal to you than ever it was to them. I don't like dogs. They're wankers who I try to stay as far away from as possible. Still don't like to see them suffering simply because their owners are too stupid to know how to look after them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 I personally wouldn't keep dogs, I have nothing against them nor do I have a phobia of them. I just don't want the stench, hair, bollock licking, salivating, defecating, urinating spoiling my fucking hovel. Dogs are alright until you give them owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: And I almost forgot....The voting age should also be raised to 35, same licensing restrictions to apply. I've always liked you buggered, you're the best on here. Now fuck off and neck a pint of bleach you massive cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Now fuck off and neck a pint of bleach you massive cunt Very original Stubbs, I sense aggression this evening. What has tipped you over the edge, have you got the hump due to the amount of adult nappies you have had to change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Neglect and cruelty to animals sets my fucking teeth on edge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Very original Stubbs, I sense aggression this evening. What has tipped you over the edge, have you got the hump due to the amount of adult nappies you have had to change? Nice one Eddie, not only are you a racist thicko but also happy to insult the disabled openly. I look forward to you having a go at amputees very soon you vile cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I could suggest a further amendment to your clean up the planet act: schools will be allowed to legally slaughter any pupil who persists in using the terms, 'bruv', 'innit' or 'sick', (unless they mean unwell). And cunts like 'Mr Jackson the rapping teacher from the Microsoft ads are banned from teaching. "We call it da remainder, it's da number dat remains"...fucks sake, no wonder half the white kids are wiggers nowadays. Its "wiggas" bruv innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Is this the fascist dogs of war thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nice one Eddie, not only are you a racist thicko but also happy to insult the disabled openly. I look forward to you having a go at amputees very soon you vile cunt What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen Sobered up yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen Sobered up yet? What do you call an Asian chap with one leg? Tai Wan Shu I haven't had a beer for 3 weeks and won't be partaking until the end of October, you deaf cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: What do you call an Asian chap with one leg? Tai Wan Shu I haven't had a beer for 3 weeks and won't be partaking until the end of October, you deaf cunt I'm trying to think of an amputee joke But i'm stumped Only a chronic alcoholic counts the days that he has not had a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm trying to think of an amputee joke But i'm stumped Only a chronic alcoholic counts the days that he has not had a drink. Well I wouldn't be able to run a sun 1:20 half marathon if I was an alchy would I you dopey turd, unless I'd run out of vodka, the nearest shop was 13 miles away and it closed in 1:21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well I wouldn't be able to run a sun 1:20 half marathon is that like a Sun newspaper £1.00 holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: is that like a Sun newspaper £1.00 holiday? Sub half marathon, silly me. Stick your red top up yer arse. Im warming to you Eduardo, warm like fresh sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I could suggest a further amendment to your clean up the planet act: schools will be allowed to legally slaughter any pupil who persists in using the terms, 'bruv', 'innit' or 'sick', (unless they mean unwell). And cunts like 'Mr Jackson the rapping teacher from the Microsoft ads are banned from teaching. "We call it da remainder, it's da number dat remains"...fucks sake, no wonder half the white kids are wiggers nowadays. This Mr Jackson character should be a guest on Len Goodmans Partners in Rhyme. I would probably, definitely not watch it then, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Sub half marathon, silly me. Stick your red top up yer arse. Im warming to you Eduardo, warm like fresh sick. Bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Bender. You've been well and truly Eddied off Stubby you stupid prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 The nice thing about having a wasp for a pet is that you can keep it in a jam jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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