Snowy Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 So my work consists of dealing with other cunts who walk around either licking windows or once you get them to work stop being paid to talk absolute drivvel. Most of the time one of these dribbling cunts will walk up to me and start a conversation which i had not adhered to or wanted so its met with stunned silence and the next 5 minutes of awkward talk is me fantasizing about sticking there head in the nearest hydraulic press. If youve started the conversation you should continue it or fuck off and play with a chainsaw cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 That's odd. Most binmen around here seem quite amiable towards one another. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So my work consists of dealing with other cunts who walk around either licking windows or once you get them to work stop being paid to talk absolute drivvel. Most of the time one of these dribbling cunts will walk up to me and start a conversation which i had not adhered to or wanted so its met with stunned silence and the next 5 minutes of awkward talk is me fantasizing about sticking there head in the nearest hydraulic press. If youve started the conversation you should continue it or fuck off and play with a chainsaw cunt. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 If you don't want anyone showing an interest and engage you in conversation at work let it be known that you're into toy helicopters, either that or you enjoy playing golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 .....and I wouldn't in any way consider it awkward if you decided to remain silent for the rest of your life, Snowflake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 32 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So my work consists of dealing with other cunts who walk around either licking windows or once you get them to work stop being paid to talk absolute drivvel. Most of the time one of these dribbling cunts will walk up to me and start a conversation which i had not adhered to or wanted so its met with stunned silence and the next 5 minutes of awkward talk is me fantasizing about sticking there head in the nearest hydraulic press. If youve started the conversation you should continue it or fuck off and play with a chainsaw cunt. This is unintelligible, coma inducing bile. Are you on drugs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is unintelligible, coma inducing bile. Are you on drugs ? I am. They are prescribed before you open your trap. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I am. They are prescribed before you open your trap. Fuck off. Mine are prescribed too Alf, just not to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mine are prescribed too Alf, just not to me. I'll remember that one eric, next time I'm in court. Good work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: So my work consists of dealing with other cunts who walk around either licking windows or once you get them to work stop being paid to talk absolute drivvel. Most of the time one of these dribbling cunts will walk up to me and start a conversation which i had not adhered to or wanted so its met with stunned silence and the next 5 minutes of awkward talk is me fantasizing about sticking there head in the nearest hydraulic press. If youve started the conversation you should continue it or fuck off and play with a chainsaw cunt. The only awkwardness here is that you cannot remain silent! Try harder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 hours ago, Snowflake said: So my work consists of But you don't have a job and therefore do not work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 hours ago, Snowflake said: So my work consists of dealing with other cunts who walk around either licking windows or once you get them to work stop being paid to talk absolute drivvel. Most of the time one of these dribbling cunts will walk up to me and start a conversation which i had not adhered to or wanted so its met with stunned silence and the next 5 minutes of awkward talk is me fantasizing about sticking there head in the nearest hydraulic press. If youve started the conversation you should continue it or fuck off and play with a chainsaw cunt. So on the one hand we've got the verbose Last Cunt Standing, who is capable of reciting the entire bible whilst he's got his fingers up some cunts arsehole, and then we've got you. A tosser so incredibly dense that he is incapable of holding a conversation with his fellow litter pickers about who his favourite Thundercats character is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 8 hours ago, scotty said: I'll remember that one eric, next time I'm in court. Good work. Shouldn't be long either, when your neighbours get back and find that pile of bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: So on the one hand we've got the verbose Last Cunt Standing, who is capable of reciting the entire bible whilst he's got his fingers up some cunts arsehole, and then we've got you. A tosser so incredibly dense that he is incapable of holding a conversation with his fellow litter pickers about who his favourite Thundercats character is. Snarp. Definitely Snarp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: So on the one hand we've got the verbose Last Cunt Standing, who is capable of reciting the entire bible whilst he's got his fingers up some cunts arsehole, and then we've got you. A tosser so incredibly dense that he is incapable of holding a conversation with his fellow litter pickers about who his favourite Thundercats character is. Apologises for the late reply Decs, it's been a rather long morning at work trying to avoid my colleagues. Whilst I enjoyed your well thought out but rather long reply to call me a refuse worker, I believe wolfies shorter version of calling me a bin man was more to the point, though I do appreciate the constructive criticism. Now I must get back to work, these streets won't clean themselves. It's Lion-o by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: Apologises for the late reply Decs, it's been a rather long morning at work trying to avoid my colleagues. Whilst I enjoyed your well thought out but rather long reply to call me a refuse worker, I believe wolfies shorter version of calling me a bin man was more to the point, though I do appreciate the constructive criticism. Now I must get back to work, these streets won't clean themselves. It's Lion-o by the way. This is far too polite for The Corner Flakey. 1. Use a word search and replace every 'I' with 'Yo muthafuckin dog I iz'. 2. 'The' can similarly be replaced with n****r 3. Most other words can just be 'cunt' You'll quickly see how well it reads after these changes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is far too polite for The Corner Flakey. 1. Use a word search and replace every 'I' with 'Yo muthafuckin dog I iz'. 2. 'The' can similarly be replaced with n****r 3. Most other words can just be 'cunt' You'll quickly see how well it reads after these changes Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz n****r number one cunt 'round here. Feel me? Yo motherfuckin dog I iz not appreciating you telling all n****r new cunts n****r way to success on n****r Corner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Snowflake said: It's Lion-o by the way. Fucking poof! Cheetara and Pumyra get my vote, especially if bondage is involved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz n****r number one cunt 'round here. Feel me? Yo motherfuckin dog I iz not appreciating you telling all n****r new cunts n****r way to success on n****r Corner. Fuck it really works well doesn't it! Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz going to contact Microsoft and see they can't patch it as an update to WORD y'all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fuck it really works well doesn't it! Yo muthafuckin' dog I iz going to contact Microsoft and see they can't patch it as an update to WORD y'all. I will take back that like eventually but have it for now yo muthafuckin' dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 On 30/08/2017 at 10:43 PM, The Lady Penelope said: . I was going to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 On 30/08/2017 at 10:59 PM, Punkape said: This is unintelligible, coma inducing bile. Are you on drugs ? No, but I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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