Ape™️ Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 These wankers revel in their own quaint eccentricity. Round them up, along with cunts who ride penny farthings, jugglers, fire eaters and mimes, and take them straight to the Bessemer converters of Scunthorpe rod mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 Worst thing is, it's not even a fad, the sad cunts have been at it for centuries, a pox of gravel rash upon them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: These wankers revel in their own quaint eccentricity. Round them up, along with cunts who ride penny farthings, jugglers, fire eaters and mimes, and take them straight to the Bessemer converters of Scunthorpe rod mill. I have 2 unicycles connected by an ingenious frame. I call it a bicycle. It gives me a stable transportation machine on which to operate my £45 Vodafone own brand portable communicator. Ape, as a successor to the Wright Brothers toy plane programme, you should appreciate innovation. Or, weren't you aware I had a bike and £45 Vodafone own brand phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 You remind me of a uni - cycle in some ways Ape. Well one really, they're a bit fucking pointless aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 41 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You remind me of a uni - cycle in some ways Ape. Well one really, they're a bit fucking pointless aren't they? Ape is the cunt in Scunthorpe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 27 minutes ago, Manky said: Ape is the cunt in Scunthorpe. Such as maybe, but who is the clit in Clitheroe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Such as maybe, but who is the clit in Clitheroe? cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You remind me of a uni - cycle in some ways Ape. Well one really, they're a bit fucking pointless aren't they? Good one. I particularly like the way you've decided that unicycle isn't a proper word, and have come up with your own way to "spell" it. It's almost as if you're very, very thick. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Good one. I particularly like the way you've decided that unicycle isn't a proper word, and have come up with your own way to "spell" it. It's almost as if you're very, very thick. Drew is the kind of oik who many years ago would have boasted of owning a P-Sion series 5 rather than a Psion series 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Drew is the kind of oik who many years ago would have boasted of owning a P-Sion series 5 rather than a Psion series 5. You remind me of a 'unicycle' too Pen. One without a seat so totally fucking useless. I see you're also using your boyfriends references now he's getting some downtime. Unimaginative old rattle snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Ape is the cunt in Scunthorpe. Cooper Clarke-esque, manky. "You put the shat in shatter, put the pain in spain...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Cooper Clarke-esque, manky. "You put the shat in shatter, put the pain in spain...." And the "Old" in Oldham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Who put the tits in Huddersfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Cooper Clarke-esque, manky. "You put the shat in shatter, put the pain in spain...." Like many of the self-styled big guns on here, 'stuck in fucking chickentown' Seen JCC a few times and his mate, Chris Lee, leader of The Salford Sheiks, the worlds first ukelele punk band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 Seen one being put together on how it's made. .some serious engineering goes into the modern ones. .very complex hub gear ..still the transport of a cunt though Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 I imagine they cost a lot more than a proper bike, which is fucking clever of those who make and sell them. And they are a completely shit form of transport, unless you're the policeman out of Jamie and the magic torch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 This is why they are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: This is why they are shit. Like skateboarders, bmxers and general step jumping, rail gliding cunts, they deserve everything they get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: Like skateboarders, bmxers and general step jumping, rail gliding cunts, they deserve everything they get. I agree with Snatch; women breast feeding on public transport should by law, have to offer a drink to any passing commuter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I agree with Snatch; women breast feeding on public transport should by law, have to offer a drink to any passing commuter. At the very least, lessons in hand expressing....it's never too late to learn something new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 48 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: At the very least, lessons in hand expressing....it's never too late to learn something new. I'm also quite happy to check the cervical dilation of any fat women who want my seat on the bus/train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm also quite happy to check the cervical dilation of any fat women who want my seat on the bus/train. The ones whose feet have spread sideways and resemble blocks of Spam? I thought that as a rule you attacked them with radishes, overcome by the 'orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm also quite happy to check the cervical dilation of any fat women who want my seat on the bus/train. For the sake of decency, discretion, and people who recently consumed food, use a privacy screen, won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ones whose feet have spread sideways and resemble blocks of Spam? I thought that as a rule you attacked them with radishes, overcome by the 'orn. The Spam© feet are indeed worthy of root vegetable attack Authoritah. It's also reassuring to know you're monitoring the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: For the sake of decency, discretion, and people who recently consumed food, use a privacy screen, won't you? No. They've been deliberately overtly fat, flaunting their lardy folds so fuck 'em I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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