Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 As usual with such new proposals the devil will be in the detail and unforeseen issues. Opportunities for criminal activities such as theft, vandalism, criminal damage and road rage will sure be exacerbated by the presence of such unmanned vehicles. In Liverpool for example such vehicles will be seen as soft target for for fun or financial gain and would be actively targeted by scouse cunts.A kerb or paving stone lobbed from a motorway bridge will attract a lower custodial sentence if there no driver..... White van man would be frustrated at having nobody to verbally abuse or castigate. Other commercial drivers will see such vehicles as threat to their livelihoods and could easily "frustrate" the use of such vehicles. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: As usual with such new proposals the devil will be in the detail and unforeseen issues. Opportunities for criminal activities such as theft, vandalism, criminal damage and road rage will sure be exacerbated by the presence of such unmanned vehicles. In Liverpool for example such vehicles will be seen as soft target for for fun or financial gain and would be actively targeted by scouse cunts.A kerb or paving stone lobbed from a motorway bridge will attract a lower custodial sentence if there no driver..... White van man would be frustrated at having nobody to verbally abuse or castigate. Other commercial drivers will see such vehicles as threat to their livelihoods and could easily "frustrate" the use of such vehicles. Fuck off. It is not going to affect you as none of your vehicles are real and you never leave your tent by the Bollin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 The mask has slipped. You're a long distance lorry driver. I hope you fall asleep and crash into a tree and slowly die on a particularly long journey somewhere in Eastern Europe, tired from giving too many blozzers to a bunch of Slavs in dark lay-bys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 So you've just had a bad evening with Gregor your Bulgarian "houseboy"......You're a Fagin for such types....N'est pas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 My PC sat the driving test for my Android Tablet. My £45 Vodafone own brand mobile has grandfather rights. I am training my ZX80 to ride my bike Read that and cry, Ape you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: My PC sat the driving test for my Android Tablet. My £45 Vodafone own brand mobile has grandfather rights. I am training my ZX80 to ride my bike Read that and cry, Ape you cunt It would be great if a pilotless helicopter could pick up Ape and drop him into the lion enclosure at London Zoo.......lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: It would be great if a pilotless helicopter could pick up Ape and drop him into the lion enclosure at London Zoo.......lol. What was that story in Dandy or Beano about a little shit with a toy Army, Navy and Air Force called? 'Apes Marauders ' rings a bell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Manky said: What was that story in Dandy or Beano about a little shit with a toy Army, Navy and Air Force called? 'Apes Marauders ' rings a bell. General Jumbo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: General Jumbo Now we know who misspent their youth. I am a 2000AD fan myself, with a touch of Vampirella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I hated Billy The Cat so fucking much! Every week I prayed he'd be killed by villains, or poisoned by a turned saucer of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: In Liverpool for example such vehicles will be seen as soft target for for fun or financial gain and would be actively targeted by scouse cunts.A kerb or paving stone lobbed from a motorway bridge will attract a lower custodial sentence if there no driver..... They'd need to develop driverless tanks for Liverpool, with electrified hulls and autonomous drone support. Even then, they'd only last 5 minutes before some cunt had them up on bricks. What's required is something more like this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hated Billy The Cat so fucking much! Every week I prayed he'd be killed by villains, or poisoned by a turned saucer of milk. I dreamed his anal warts would rise up and take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 A load of these lorries in a convoy on the road: that's a bastard train isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: It would be great if a pilotless helicopter could pick up Ape and drop him into the lion enclosure at London Zoo.......lol. It would be great if a pilotless helicopter could pick up Punkape and drop him into a snake pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 39 minutes ago, ratcum said: A load of these lorries in a convoy on the road: that's a bastard train isn't it? lorries or lurries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: It would be great if a pilotless helicopter could pick up Ape and drop him into the lion enclosure at London Zoo.......lol. It would be better if a pilotless helicopter could fly into your face and cut it to shreds. And if a pilotless one wasn't available, I'd gladly fly it instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 At least the prozzies that hitch hike would be safe,Punkers will have to search on foot now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: As usual with such new proposals the devil will be in the detail and unforeseen issues. Opportunities for criminal activities such as theft, vandalism, criminal damage and road rage will sure be exacerbated by the presence of such unmanned vehicles. In Liverpool for example such vehicles will be seen as soft target for for fun or financial gain and would be actively targeted by scouse cunts.A kerb or paving stone lobbed from a motorway bridge will attract a lower custodial sentence if there no driver..... White van man would be frustrated at having nobody to verbally abuse or castigate. Other commercial drivers will see such vehicles as threat to their livelihoods and could easily "frustrate" the use of such vehicles. Fuck off. Something tells me you will be the first to buy one. I can see it now, your driverless lorry hurtling through the channel tunnel while your getting arseraped by the illegals in your trailer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 If the trucks are driverless, Punkape will need a putter or iron to stun his next victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: The mask has slipped. You're a long distance lorry driver. I bet he's got 'THE BULL' printed in bold letters on his in-cab window plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 5 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: lorries or lurries? fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 This nom explains why punkape is so sensitive to hard approach to mass murderers, he must be Peter Sutcliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: This nom explains why punkape is so sensitive to hard approach to mass murderers, he must be Peter Sutcliffe. You were close to Ian Brady ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: You were close to Ian Brady ... Not as close as you are to Huntley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 What has this crap got to do with driverless trucks/lorries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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