Neil Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped off its fucking hinges Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 15 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped of its fucking hinges Cunts Paranoid ex military type cunts. Fucking impossible to kick in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped of its fucking hinges Cunts Part two of your Corner confession, and again, a metaphor for your real gripe. I can imagine you now, stalking the back streets of the Heartsease estate, tippy toeing along the pavement on your fat fucking trotters, rattling door handles as you pass, hoping to find an unlocked abode. Finally, you find one, only to knock your stupid fat fucking cunt of a self out as you wrench it outwards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Part two of your Corner confession, and again, a metaphor for your real gripe. I can imagine you now, stalking the back streets of the Heartsease estate, tippy toeing along the pavement on your fat fucking trotters, rattling door handles as you pass, hoping to find an unlocked abode. Finally, you find one, only to knock your stupid fat fucking cunt of a self out as you wrench it outwards. Is there really a 'back streets' area of Heartsease ?,fucking hell,If the front streets are anything to go by it must resemble Beirut. Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to drag a drugged up torso indoors when the fucking door opens outwards? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 33 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped of its fucking hinges Cunts Caravan doors open out because the occupant can kick or barge the door outwards thus knocking the police officer or Bailiff off their feet to make an escape/kick the shit out of them. That's what got my granny 3 months in Holloway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Caravan doors open out because the occupant can kick or barge the door outwards thus knocking the police officer or Bailiff off their feet to make an escape/kick the shit out of them. That's what got my granny 3 months in Holloway Making her the first member of the family to live in a building that didn't have wheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped of its fucking hinges Cunts Should be "off" rather than "of" and I thought that you interests were totally in back doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 I expected this nomination to be about pissflaps. I am disappointed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I expected this nomination to be about pissflaps. I am disappointed. It's usually all about the back doors on here. I for one welcome your new heterosexual interpretations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 19 hours ago, Neil said: Is there really a 'back streets' area of Heartsease ?,fucking hell,If the front streets are anything to go by it must resemble Beirut. Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to drag a drugged up torso indoors when the fucking door opens outwards? Repeating this mantra "door before rohypnol" should help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On Wednesday, August 23, 2017 at 10:21 PM, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped off its fucking hinges Cunts 3ft of door? Fucking hell, you must be at MikeD 's house as my doors are all nearly 7ft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: 3ft of door? Fucking hell, you must be at MikeD 's house as my doors are all nearly 7ft. So is your roof though you single decker spacker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: So is your roof though you single decker spacker cunt. At least I have my own roof unlike you in your multi storey tenement block called Semen Tower, Mile Cross. I bet you live at No. 69. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 23/08/2017 at 10:21 PM, Neil said: What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped off its fucking hinges Cunts Doors that open outwards onto a street are not built to building regulations. Same goes for gates. I say knock these houses down as a penance for being stupid cunts. That will teach them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Doors that open outwards onto a street are not built to building regulations. Same goes for gates. I say knock these houses down as a penance for being stupid cunts. That will teach them!!! Why waste a building when a proper fire axe will take out the offending door, and force replacement according to building regulations, as you suggest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why waste a building when a proper fire axe will take out the offending door, and force replacement according to building regulations, as you suggest. MC is referring to the Approved Documents that provide the GUIDANCE to support the Building Regulations. Guidance means there is no absolute requirement to follow it. What a stupid cunt he is. Those stupid bastards that overclad Grenfell followed the Building Regulations and look how well that turned out. Some stupid corner cutting white goods manufacturer didn't follow the guidance on how to build a fridge without it bursting into flames. Who would guess that would happen.......again and again. Beko, White Knight etc take note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 On 8/23/2017 at 10:37 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Paranoid ex military type cunts. Fucking impossible to kick in. Ex forces types are cunts to a tee. Self righteous Walter Mitty types who sat in a base miles away from any "action" but still think they have the right to bore the head off your neck, or talk in cliquey slang terms. They are also protective as fuck, and both love a baseless rumour and play the moral superiority card as well. Because they got up at 4:30 in the morning and marched around a field for two hours for no fucking reason, back in 1987. Or because they crawled inside a jet fighter somewhere in 1975 and were tasked with swapping a broken component over for a new one. Real fucking fascinating stuff. No wonder so many of them are either homeless or nominally unemployed in back office jobs where they can't do any real damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Ex forces types are cunts to a tee. Self righteous Walter Mitty types who sat in a base miles away from any "action" but still think they have the right to bore the head off your neck, or talk in cliquey slang terms. They are also protective as fuck, and both love a baseless rumour and play the moral superiority card as well. Because they got up at 4:30 in the morning and marched around a field for two hours for no fucking reason, back in 1987. Or because they crawled inside a jet fighter somewhere in 1975 and were tasked with swapping a broken component over for a new one. Real fucking fascinating stuff. No wonder so many of them are either homeless or nominally unemployed in back office jobs where they can't do any real damage. The ex Paras, Royal Marines or SAS/SBS cunts are usually alright and have skills and a 'get things done' approach which makes them useful in later civvy life, but the bog standard ex squaddies from the Queens own Faggoteers or whatever cannon fodder unit they were with tend to be useless gobshite cunts, endlessly going on about army life like it was a glamorous occupation, and the reality was that they spent most of their time in Colchester, painting the fucking grass green in preparation for a visit from the queen mum, and the rest of it freezing their bollocks off standing outside W.H Smith in Dungannon hoping not to get shot in the eye by a 14 year old catholic with an air rifle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ex Paras, Royal Marines or SAS/SBS cunts are usually alright and have skills and a 'get things done' approach which makes them useful in later civvy life, but the bog standard ex squaddies from the Queens own Faggoteers or whatever cannon fodder unit they were with tend to be useless gobshite cunts, endlessly going on about army life like it was a glamorous occupation, and the reality was that they spent most of their time in Colchester, painting the fucking grass green in preparation for a visit from the queen mum, and the rest of it freezing their bollocks off standing outside W.H Smith in Dungannon hoping not to get shot in the eye by a 14 year old catholic with an air rifle. Bullshit. There's enough "Bog standard squaddies" who they had to scrape up off the ground and shovel into body bags or who are trying to walk on prosthetic limbs. I wouldn't call them gobshites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The ex Paras, Royal Marines or SAS/SBS cunts are usually alright and have skills and a 'get things done' approach which makes them useful in later civvy life, but the bog standard ex squaddies from the Queens own Faggoteers or whatever cannon fodder unit they were with tend to be useless gobshite cunts, endlessly going on about army life like it was a glamorous occupation, and the reality was that they spent most of their time in Colchester, painting the fucking grass green in preparation for a visit from the queen mum, and the rest of it freezing their bollocks off standing outside W.H Smith in Dungannon hoping not to get shot in the eye by a 14 year old catholic with an air rifle. Then there's pathetic cunts who've never done a day of military service who spout this kind of fucking nonsense with an air of supposed authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Then there's pathetic cunts who've never done a day of military service who spout this kind of fucking nonsense with an air of supposed authority. Manky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Manky? Eric makes manky look like an SAS veteran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Eric makes manky look like an SAS veteran. Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 Thomas Dolby should release Aliens Ate My Buick 2 "Taliban Killed My Baby" The latter was a BBC headline, making the beeb little better than The National Enquirer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 14, 2017 Report Share Posted October 14, 2017 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Eric makes manky look like an SAS veteran. Sausages and Spuds. Air rifle wanking weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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