ratcum Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It'll be appearing in that advert now: 'Poor Darkie has to carry bags of rice up the mountain for twelve hours a day, seven days a week. Her hooves are untrimmed, the sores on her back are left untreated, and she never gets fresh food or water. And on Sunday evenings, she gets fucked by the whole village until her poor donkeycunt is raw and bleeding. For only two pounds a month, you too can fuck this donkey'. I feel unwell CC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I adopted his brother Blackie when I was a kid, he never arrived. It's all a big rip-off. Guy Gibson's dog was actually called 'YOU NO GOOD LAZY ARSED FROTAGE OBSESSED PHILANDERING HUMP ANYTHING BASTARD" but they changed that for the Dam Busters film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 I ride a donkey once,nothing to write home about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I adopted a black Labrador dog from the RAF. Can you guess what his name was? Stephen Fry was one of the scriptwriters for a planned film about the Dambusters. He changed the dogs name to 'Digger', in what fucking version of reality is Stephen Fry qualified to script a factual screenplay regarding a military operation? Let's just rewrite all of history to suit poofs and ethnics, perhaps we could teach kids that during the First World War, at Christmas, the troops would cease fire, come out of the trenches and meet up in no mans land to bum each other. And let's also teach them about Churchills famous address to the nation, "we shall fuck them on the beaches, we shall fuck them on the landing grounds, we shall never suck harder". Fucking PC world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 hours ago, The Beast said: Bunch of desperate, dirty cunts. Hydrophobia is a very appropriate disease for the filthy soap-dodging water-shy cunts to catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking PC world. Don't their marketing wallahs prefer "Currys" these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 38 minutes ago, ratcum said: I feel unwell CC Rightly so, Ratters. I'd be feeling rather sick, too, if people were fucking my sponsored Darkie*. *Darkie being the name of the aforementioned donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't their marketing wallahs prefer "Currys" these days? No point asking me, when the place first appeared I thought it was a truncheon shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 56 minutes ago, Ape said: I wonder how Punkers "stumbled" across this story? I suspect he was searching for material on arse fucking, but his illiteracy got in the way. What a fucking stupid fucking cunt. He was last seen leaving Tangier airport clutching the back half of a pantomime horse costume. Could just be a coincidence, I suppose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stephen Fry was one of the scriptwriters for a planned film about the Dambusters. He changed the dogs name to 'Digger', in what fucking version of reality is Stephen Fry qualified to script a factual screenplay regarding a military operation? Let's just rewrite all of history to suit poofs and ethnics, perhaps we could teach kids that during the First World War, at Christmas, the troops would cease fire, come out of the trenches and meet up in no mans land to bum each other. And let's also teach them about Churchills famous address to the nation, "we shall fuck them on the beaches, we shall fuck them on the landing grounds, we shall never suck harder". Fucking PC world. Isn't that where Rick lives? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: These cunts should be shot dead for cruelty to animals. I wholeheartedly agree. Still, the fact the disgusting cunts are suffering from rabies isn't such a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He was last seen leaving Tangier airport clutching the back half of a pantomime horse costume. Could just be a coincidence, I suppose. He's a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I wonder how Punkers "stumbled" across this story? I suspect he was searching for material on arse fucking, but his illiteracy got in the way. What a fucking stupid fucking cunt. Actually it was associated to an article about the perils of all-inclusive holidays in North Africa and elsewhere....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Actually it was associated to an article about the perils of all-inclusive holidays in North Africa and elsewhere....... So 'Baws was correct - you have been out there. Disgusting faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 On 8/17/2017 at 6:01 PM, Punkape said: Actually it was associated to an article about the perils of all-inclusive holidays in North Africa and elsewhere....... I was reading the same article, but then I got distracted by pigs flying past my window. Plebian disciple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I wholeheartedly agree. Still, the fact the disgusting cunts are suffering from rabies isn't such a bad thing. But they could be cured which is a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: I wholeheartedly agree. Still, the fact the disgusting cunts are suffering from rabies isn't such a bad thing. At least the hydrophobia might make them think twice about crossing the Med in an inflatable boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 53 minutes ago, Snatch said: But they could be cured which is a bad thing. It depends. If they got treatment in time yes, once the symptoms of Rabies occur you've probably had it. Not a pleasant death apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Isn't that where Rick lives? He lives with Stephen Fry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 16 minutes ago, Rick_B said: It depends. If they got treatment in time yes, once the symptoms of Rabies occur you've probably had it. Not a pleasant death apparently. Let's hope it's too late for these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 They chose the donkey because it is better looking and smells better than their women. In Cheshire they gang rape dog turds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He lives with Stephen Fry? Ummm.... no, not what I meant at all, as you're probably well aware. I think you're trying to lure me into writing some kind of missive that might get me coolered, something along the lines of 'Yes, they're both gay', but obviously that would be an untruth. Whilst they may have similar outlooks on life i.e. no real grasp of fucking reality and a strikingly naive left-wing stance, I don't think Rick is the 'man' that Stephen Fry bums. Stop trying to get me moderated, you fucking pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ummm.... no, not what I meant at all, as you're probably well aware. I think you're trying to lure me into writing some kind of missive that might get me coolered, something along the lines of 'Yes, they're both gay', but obviously that would be an untruth. Whilst they may have similar outlooks on life i.e. no real grasp of fucking reality and a strikingly naive left-wing stance, I don't think Rick is the 'man' that Stephen Fry bums. Stop trying to get me moderated, you fucking pikey. I don't think you'd be coolered for calling Rick gay. A cunt maybe, but not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 17 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Ummm.... no, not what I meant at all, as you're probably well aware. I think you're trying to lure me into writing some kind of missive that might get me coolered, something along the lines of 'Yes, they're both gay', but obviously that would be an untruth. Whilst they may have similar outlooks on life i.e. no real grasp of fucking reality and a strikingly naive left-wing stance, I don't think Rick is the 'man' that Stephen Fry bums. Stop trying to get me moderated, you fucking pikey. Careful skipper, rick may well be the aforementioned Mr Fry, who isn't a twat-just ask roadkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't think you'd be coolered for calling Rick gay. A cunt maybe, but not gay. You do it, then. And we'll see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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