camberwell gypsy Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 36 minutes ago, Manky said: I believe they are designing a car for women. They are combining the (Renault) Clio and (Ford) Taurus to make the Clitaurus. It'll be a cunt to drive 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It'll be a cunt to drive I'm sure it'll rub off on you eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You bring absolutely fuck all to the party. Everything that comes out of your gob is negative, vacuus bullshit. Why don't you do everyone a favour and fuck off and take that talentless Agrian twat Vangelis with you. Fuckin love you gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 Why bother with hospitals in Africa and India? There's millions of the fuckers and hundreds more popping out whilst you read this sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 ... see what I mean? There's loads more now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuckin love you gyps. Fucking stupid fucking cunt. (Here comes rattled) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Fuckin love you gyps. Die frank die. Your bastard son decs is spraying spittle left right and centre, have a word else he does something silly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It'll be a cunt to drive I bought one years ago. Never found it again. If Apeshit wants an explanation of that incredibly witty comment, he can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tousled. Crimped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: Crimped. Coiffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Frank said: That's so true. Eric said something derogatory towards me the other day, and I retorted with 'rattled' when I so desperately wanted to say something awful about his poor wife. Bloody hell Frank, your latest avatar. Have you joined the undead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Coiffed You are Vidal So Soon. I claim my £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: You are Vidal So Soon. I claim my £5. Because you're worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 I hate cunts that come to a complete stop when there is noone behind them to "allow" you to pull out of a junction. Unless there is a lot of traffic, there is no fucking point to this and it would be a lot quicker and easier if they just went past so you can pull out afterwards. I'm sure the cunts do it as a power trip rather than genuine kindness. And flashing your lights to let people out is fucking stupid; it just means "I am here". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord McCunty said: And flashing your lights to let people out is fucking stupid; it just means "I am here". Not if you're in a layby at night it doesn't. It's to invite people INTO your car. Specifically to jizz on your wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 On 12/08/2017 at 5:13 PM, Manky said: Struck a chord have I? You really ought to be psychologically assessed to see if you are a fit and proper person to hold a driving licence, (if indeed you have one). If you have a spaz episode while aiming your 4 wheeled hunter killer drone, innocents may well pay the ultimate price for your total lack of mental stability. Mong. I already have... and I’m not apparently. Still, I only use the car forvlittle local trips, indon’t Think anyone minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 44 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I already have... and I’m not apparently. Still, I only use the car forvlittle local trips, indon’t Think anyone minds. It's that burberry pait and air deflector that get on my tits Spotto!!! Ffs, you're too old for the booming bass bollocks, and turn your cap forward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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