Guest Manky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Today the police cordoned off a fucking huge part of my shanty town. Tonight in the local rag I read that someone had been killed to death slap in the middle of it. This has happened several times this year. If plod are serious about fighting crime they should stop putting up cordons thus not causing as many dead bodies. Coincidentally, most of the dead people have been cunts I couldn't stand so maybe the lazy fuckers at Crime Fighters Inc. should put up more cordons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Today the police cordoned off a fucking huge part of my shanty town. Tonight in the local rag I read that someone had been killed to death slap in the middle of it. This has happened several times this year. If plod are serious about fighting crime they should stop putting up cordons thus not causing as many dead bodies. Coincidentally, most of the dead people have been cunts I couldn't stand so maybe the lazy fuckers at Crime Fighters Inc. should put up more cordons. That is an interesting hypothesis. And people say you are thick. Could you go and stand in the middle of the cordon and see what happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Spanky said: That is an interesting hypothesis. And people say you are thick. Could you go and stand in the middle of the cordon and see what happens? You total twat. I wanted to post a nom that left people so underwhelmed that they couldn't be arsed to reply to it. Now peek out of your gimp rooms periscope. See that good looking, muscular guy on a push bike unrolling a roll of black and yellow tape around your gaff. That is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Spanky said: That is an interesting hypothesis. And people say you are thick. Could you go and stand in the middle of the cordon and see what happens? Imagine if plod set up James Corden cordons Spankly? It would certainly be harder for any cunt to get past a cordon with that fat fuck in the way. He annoys me so much, I'd cross the street to avoid his arse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: You total twat. I wanted to post a nom that left people so underwhelmed that they couldn't be arsed to reply to it. Now peek out of your gimp rooms periscope. See that good looking, muscular guy on a push bike unrolling a roll of black and yellow tape around your gaff. That is me. Are you trying to queer me up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Just now, Spanky said: Are you trying to queer me up? Punkape is the queerer upper around here. I just write 'Taliban wedding party' on people's roofs and try and flag down a passing Yank reaper to put things right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Imagine if plod set up James Corden cordons Spankly? It would certainly be harder for any cunt to get past a cordon with that fat fuck in the way. He annoys me so much, I'd cross the street to avoid his arse You're right Ratty. He is an annoying fat fuck that could be put to better use. If he wasn't agreeable to being used as a cordon (although what with the name, it's a no-brainer), perhaps Gordon Ramsey could render his blubber down and use his grease in his poncy cordon bleu cooking. Three Mitchlen stars? Must be because the cunt's forehead looks like the Mitchelin Man's stomach, the faux Scottish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Spanky said: You're right Ratty. He is an annoying fat fuck that could be put to better use. If he wasn't agreeable to being used as a cordon (although what with the name, it's a no-brainer), perhaps Gordon Ramsey could render his blubber down and use his grease in his poncy cordon bleu cooking. Three Mitchlen stars? Must be because the cunt's forehead looks like the Mitchelin Man's stomach, the faux Scottish cunt. That would make it a Gordon cordon. Together with James Corden it would be a Gordon/Corden cordon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: That would make it a Gordon cordon. Together with James Corden it would be a Gordon/Corden cordon. I really can't be fucking arsed trying to work Denis Norden into this. Or Lizzie Borden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if plod set up James Corden cordons Spankly? It would certainly be harder for any cunt to get past a cordon with that fat fuck in the way. He annoys me so much, I'd cross the street to avoid his arse I can't corden this ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I really can't be fucking arsed trying to work Denis Norden into this. Or Lizzie Borden. Lizzie Borden gave her mum 40 wanks. And if that wasn't bad enough she gave her father 41. Dirty cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I can't corden this ratty. you silly old bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Imagine if plod set up James Corden cordons Spankly? It would certainly be harder for any cunt to get past a cordon with that fat fuck in the way. He annoys me so much, I'd cross the street to avoid his arse I'd cross the central reservation to run him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd cross the central reservation to run him over. especially if it was a Sioux reservation Authoritah. Those cunt Indians fuck me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: especially if it was a Sioux reservation Authoritah. Those cunt Indians fuck me off What about the Banshees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: What about the Banshees? lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: especially if it was a Sioux reservation Authoritah. Those cunt Indians fuck me off They're one of those tribes who acquire their names by the teepee method. When the squaw leaves the teepee after childbirth, she names the baby after the first thing she sees, Running Wolf or Soaring Eagle for example. You don't hear much from 'Two Dogs Fucking' or 'Drunken Rapist' though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 What about Police Gordons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: What about Police Gordons? Gay Gordons (it's a Scottish dance before I get reported) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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