Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Saturday August 12th - the festival of obscenely overpaid wankers begins again. I fucking hate fucking football. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 You are boring Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You are boring Panzerknacker Do you know what irony is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Saturday August 12th - the festival of obscenely overpaid wankers begins again. I fucking hate fucking football. Fuck off. I agree Apers and as we know by now,a game for poofs and irons. Cunts the fucking lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Saturday August 12th - the festival of obscenely overpaid wankers begins again. I fucking hate fucking football. Fuck off. East fife 1 Pubic Thistle 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: I agree Apers and as we know by now,a game for poofs and irons. Cunts the fucking lot of them. Common ground here too. My loathing of all things football is matched only by my hatred of earwigs and lemon curd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: East fife 1 Pubic Thistle 2 Great avatar PK. Have you thought of doing panto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Do you know what irony is? Is it boring? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Great avatar PK. Have you thought of doing panto? He plays Old Mother O'Reilly at the Handforth Playhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 That Brazilian faggot, Neymar is on a cool half a million per week, in 2 weeks he earns as much as I will earn in my working life. I would like to play against him for half an hour until the grim reaper drags my lifeless, exhausted corpse to a better place. He may be a world class player, let's see how he does against a world champion faggot mutilater and Olympic gold medallist cunt kicker. Those 50 gays didn't throw themselves in the canal you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: He plays Old Mother O'Reilly at the Handforth Playhouse. Oh no he doesn't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: Common ground here too. My loathing of all things football is matched only by my hatred of earwigs and lemon curd An aunt of mine makes a super lemon cheese. When I have a sore knob I stick it in the pot and it acts as a nice soothing balm. The flavour remains unimpaired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Oh no he doesn't... You are trying to trap me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: Saturday August 12th - the festival of obscenely overpaid wankers begins again. I fucking hate fucking football. Fuck off. Agreed. Unfortunately it's almost impossible to avoid it in one form or another. 30 years ago you might has seen a professional player down the local having a pint and a bensons, not anymore. Plus they used kick fuck into each other with no yellow cards. Fuck the England football team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: An aunt of mine makes a super lemon cheese. When I have a sore knob I stick it in the pot and it acts as a nice soothing balm. The flavour remains unimpaired. When you have a sore knob? I always had you down as a (very) wide receiver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: When you have a sore knob? I always had you down as a (very) wide receiver. He gives discount if they give him an aggressive reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: When you have a sore knob? I always had you down as a (very) wide receiver. I was stung by a wasp on the golf course some months ago and a nasty infection ensued.......the lemon cheese was an excellent ointment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was stung by a wasp on the golf course some months ago and a nasty infection ensued.......the lemon cheese was an excellent ointment. Were you trying to bum the wasp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 6 minutes ago, Spanky said: Were you trying to bum the wasp? Actually no.....I was trying to reach a rather attractive hedgehog in the same thicket as the wasp. Idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: I was stung by a wasp on the golf course some months ago and a nasty infection ensued.......the lemon cheese was an excellent ointment. Does your "aunt" know you stick your shit-encrusted cock in her cooking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Does your "aunt" know you stick your shit-encrusted cock in her cooking? No.....but unfortunately she knows about the hedgehog. Lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Actually no.....I was trying to reach a rather attractive hedgehog in the same thicket as the Wasp. Idiot. Fuck off. I typed "sexy hedgehog" into google to find a funny picture to reply with but the barrage of Sonic the Hedgehog related autism was too much to bear. The fuck is wrong with kids these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I typed "sexy hedgehog" into google to find a funny picture to reply with but the barrage of Sonic the Hedgehog related autism was too much to bear. The fuck is wrong with kids these days? Don't click on any of the yellow ones. They might lead you to Chris-Chan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: No.....but unfortunately she knows about the hedgehog. Lol. Cretin. Normally I'd want to know how you stopped the hedgehog splitting (duct tape is the recommended method, I'm told) but I can't imagine your needle dick splitting anything bigger than a ladybird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Don't click on any of the yellow ones. They might lead you to Chris-Chan. Sadly I already know all I want to about that particular spacker. I'm off to burn my old Megadrive to try and stop the flashbacks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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